The TSM livestock auction

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

It was sarcasm folks

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Ok, Banky, you now belong to Deranged Hermit. Sorry man.

 

Now, everybody can bid on: PLAGIARISM!

[PLAGIARISM!]

All you have to feed this lot is prawn mayonaisse sandwiches and Australian shiraz.

[Slayer]

Where the hell am I gonna get those?

 

 

 

...fuck that, it's a steady diet of crumpets for you

[alfdogg]

I bid a plate of nachos on Slayer.

[Slayer]

There better be jalapeños with those

[alfdogg]

What does that matter, the nachos go to your auctioneer.

[PLAGIARISM!]

OK, I'll settle for a diet of *shudder* lambrini and spaghetti O's.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Well, looks like it's off to the glue factory for Plagiarism!

 

NEXT ITEM UP FOR BID:

 

Zack Malibu.

[KingPK]

I bid the soul of Dennis Haskins. And a "Yankees Suck" shirt.

[Ted the Poster]

You're aware those shirts are worn by way too many people to be worth anything, right PK?

[KingPK]

All right, how about the rights to the state of Rhode Island? I think historians are still trying to figure out how it became part of New England in the first place.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Currently on my desk I have a gay pride pin. I will trade that for the rights to Rhode Island.

[PLAGIARISM!]

I guess my reserve was very high.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I think it's because it's impossible for an American to make sense of a soused Brit.

[PLAGIARISM!]

It'It's amazing I didn't buy myself, and then (dressed in tweed) shoot myself, in a particularly eccentric British way.

[Slayer]

Have you finished your bread pudding yet?

[PLAGIARISM!]

Coulda used cinnamon.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Word association-

 

Spotted Dick

[PLAGIARISM!]

bob barron

 

 

 

 

 

(had to)