John Kerry guest on Daily Show tonight.

[Guest CronoT]

Jon Stewart's guest on The Daily Show tonight is John Kerry. It's on the cable channel Comedy Central, and the broadcast time is 11pm PST, 2am EST.

[BUTT 0]

That was already on tonight.

[Guest CronoT]

That was already on tonight.

You sure? It's not on for another 5 minutes for me.

[Guest Brian]

They have a 1 AM replay on both coasts I think.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Yay. So what?

 

Did Stewart give some hankies to that whiny bitch?...

[Guest thebigjig]

No, actually it was a good interview... funny, lighthearted, and Kerry showed more charisma in that setting than he has during the entire campaign. Not MUCH charisma, but he didn't come off looking like an idiot the way Bush does in every goddamned interview

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Eh, I heard the sound-clip about him getting 5 cents everytime Stewart uses Heinz Ketchup. I laughed at it, but for all the wrong reasons; he sounded like a snotty prick.

 

And considering it was a comedy show, I hope to God whoever is on that program comes off as light-hearted and jovial.

 

So could you tell if he was back to using Bo-tox or not?...

[Guest BDC]

Did Stewart just let him rant like he did with Clinton?

[Guest thebigjig]

Eh not really... I mean he didn't PRAISE Bush's policies...

 

but he did surprise me when he called Bush shrewd and an excellent debator (something I disagree with) and said something that you never expect a Democrat to say nowadays... "he beat Al Gore"

 

EDIT: And about Clinton... I wasn't impressed with that particular appearance. He seemed to me as if he was in a bad mood... even KERRY came off as more likeable in his appearance

[Guest CronoT]

So could you tell if he was back to using Bo-tox or not?...

How in the fuck does that matter? So he got botox done. Big fucking deal.

[Guest thebigjig]

So could you tell if he was back to using Bo-tox or not?...

How in the fuck does that matter? So he got botox done. Big fucking deal.

cuz it's proof that he's a pussy... real men like Geeeyorge Dubya Buuush wear tight jeans, eat red meat off tha bone, launch pre-emptive wars, and use EGG WHITES

[Guest BDC]

Hell yeah, puts hair on yer sack.

 

Seriously, Crono, if you aren't aware of kkk's unique observations here, I suggest checking around a bit.

 

... he adds some kkkomedy when we need it...

[Guest thebigjig]

Hell yeah, puts hair on yer sack.

 

Seriously, Crono, if you aren't aware of kkk's unique observations here, I suggest checking around a bit.

 

... he adds some kkkomedy when we need it...

I would gladly have kkk's children if I had ovaries

[bob_barron 0]

I got to meet John Kerry when he did the Daily Show- he's really tall in person.

 

He wasn't going to go up to me and my friend but the guy next to me had a Vets for Kerry sign so Kerry went up to him and talked to him and then I asked him to sign my piece of paper and he said: Sure.

 

My friend, who loves John Kerry, and whose family had given money to his campaign tried to get Kerry's attention but after Kerry signed for me- he left.

 

He was kinda pissed that the Republican, who hates John Kerry, got the autograph.

 

Kerry's daughter was there too- did nothing for me

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

So could you tell if he was back to using Bo-tox or not?...

How in the fuck does that matter? So he got botox done. Big fucking deal.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick AND on a cracker. I'll talk about something less controversial if that suits your taste.

 

So, has that traitorous commie released his medical records so we can find out if this pseudo-draft-dodging faggot embellished his combat reports so he could receive three purple hearts and get out of military service -- a 4-month stint he is now pimping more on the campaign trail than his do-nothing 19-year track record in the Senate?

 

Feel better now?

 

Oh, and Bob -- why didn't you ask him if he served in Vietnam? You would have been my hero.

 

I would gladly have kkk's children if I had ovaries

 

The thought of a jig/kkk spawn has given me second-thoughts about my normally pro-life position on abortion...

[bob_barron 0]

I would have but there was tons of security. This guy searched my backpack and checked out my friends camera right before Kerry came over.

 

The dude had more security then Clinton

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

So? The Kerry campaign just wants to ban/burn books, not eliminate your ability to say something to America's Vietnam Hero.

 

Yet...

[bob_barron 0]

I was just so in awe in meeting the man who almost singlehandidly won the Vietnam War that I couldn't say anything

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Did Stewart ask him if he served in Vietnam?...

[bob_barron 0]

Actually he did. He said something like: Is it true you never served in Vietnam? and they had a good hearty chuckle

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Bah. He should have said "I've been reading on the Internet some rumors about you, and since you're right in front of me I figured now would be a good time to set the record straight. Is it true that you served in Vietnam?"

 

Much better delivery, imo...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I got to meet John Kerry when he did the Daily Show- he's really tall in person.

It'll be interesting to see if Kerry (6'4") towers over Bush (5'11") when they debate each other.

 

I missed the interview, and i'm sure it'll be replayed today though

[Guest thebigjig]

Bah. He should have said "I've been reading on the Internet some rumors about you, and since you're right in front of me I figured now would be a good time to set the record straight. Is it true that you served in Vietnam?"

 

Much better delivery, imo...

I like Stewarts delivery better

 

"I watch a lot of the cable news shows, so I understand that you were never in Vietnam,"

 

"That's what I understand, too, but I'm trying to find out what happened," - Kerry

[Guest thebigjig]

I got to meet John Kerry when he did the Daily Show- he's really tall in person.

It'll be interesting to see if Kerry (6'4") towers over Bush (5'11") when they debate each other.

 

I missed the interview, and i'm sure it'll be replayed today though

I know that when Kerry stood next to Dean in the debates, he looked like a monster...

[Guest MikeSC]

I got to meet John Kerry when he did the Daily Show- he's really tall in person.

It'll be interesting to see if Kerry (6'4") towers over Bush (5'11") when they debate each other.

 

I missed the interview, and i'm sure it'll be replayed today though

I know that when Kerry stood next to Dean in the debates, he looked like a monster...

Monster? No.

 

Tree? Yes.

-=Mike

[Guest thebigjig]

Monster? No.

 

Tree? Yes.

-=Mike

Yeah lol, thats better

[2GOLD 0]

All I know is I learned one very important thing about Kerry tonight.

 

If anyone ever takes a shot at him, his hair can be used as a shield. That hair couldn't be moved by a toronado and a hurricane coming together in one spot.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I got to meet John Kerry when he did the Daily Show- he's really tall in person.

It'll be interesting to see if Kerry (6'4") towers over Bush (5'11") when they debate each other.

 

I missed the interview, and i'm sure it'll be replayed today though

I know that when Kerry stood next to Dean in the debates, he looked like a monster...

Monster? No.

 

Tree? Yes.

-=Mike

I haven't heard anything about weight (in regard to Bush and Kerry) but it wouldn't surprise me if Kerry wasn't much heavier than Bush.

 

You don't get the nickname "Lanky Yankee" for no reason.

[bob_barron 0]

You know- you don't have to use that emoticon every time you post.

 

Kerry looked normal in person

[bob_barron 0]