Agent of Oblivion

[Giuseppe Zangara]

"Mrs. Amber Moltke, the artist's young spouse, wore a great billowing pastel housedress and flattened espadrilles and was, for better or worse, the sexiest morbidly obese woman Atwater had ever seen. Eastern Indiana was not short on big pretty girls, but this was less a person than a vista, a quarter ton of sheer Midwest pulchritude, and Atwater had already filled several narrow pages of his notebook with descriptions and analogies and abstract ecomania to Mrs. Moltke, none of which could be used in the compressed piece he was even then conceiving how to pitch and submit."

 

Give me all your insanely-fat-yet-still-somehow-attractive-Indiana-women information.

[The Czech Republic]

I don't know the background behind this passage or the one in your signature.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Neither are relevant to the subject at hand.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Neither are relevant to the subject at hand.

He simply allows himself to be smothered by them for long enough periods that the oxygen deprivation makes them look attractive.

 

A bold plan.

[The Czech Republic]

TSA was reading this but did not reply

[Giuseppe Zangara]

*morbidly obese

*attractive

*Indiana-based

 

TSA fails to meet two of those requirements.

[The Mandarin]

Beautiful fat women could be the replacement for good looking yet expensive cars- they'd look good, go for cheap and no keys are required. Hop on one and let it take your ass to work. If you want a "sports car" just dangle a twinkie a meter in front of it and hold on for dear life, it'll get you to your destination before you can say "Liposuction".

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Look, I don't want to have sex with these women; I'm just curious if what I read in this book is true.

 

I thank you all for bumping this thread so that Agent will see it in the morning, however.

[The Czech Republic]

R2DFooster McSockman is reading this thread, too.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

If he's aware of where I pulled either the quote in the first post of this thread or in my signature, he should keep his fucking trap shut.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Dark Shadows had a character named Mrs. Moltke, but I highly doubt that's where your quote is from.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Ok, You're gauging on a couple criteria here.

 

1. Girth

2. Proportion

3. Density

 

Morbidly obese is a stretch though, I've never gone THAT huge, though I have by all rights fucked the hell out of a couple fat chicks. This was more by necessity than curiousity, as I used to be a plump fellow until I grew some respect for myself. A couple times since it's been more of a fetishistic urge though, so it's either something you go for or you don't. I can't really "sell" anyone on chubbies. Atwater certainly goes for it, judging by that passage.

 

Girth is self-explanatory. The girl's overall size and shape..If she's just fairly pudgy, or stocky, that's different than having a hanging dewlap of blubber or a love handle scandal that's frightening. Proportion is a branch off of this..does she at least have big titties? is she heavy in the right places? Density is by far the most important. A gigantic, yet taut and firm ass is a delight, as I'm sure you know. Cellulite is a no-fly zone for me though..that's the difference between fat that shouldn't be there and fat that isn't hurting anything.

 

Once you've had the oral, the thought will always linger in the back of your mind, because there's nothing in the world easier than a fat slut. Period.