WHY DID NO ONE INFORM ME 1/2 OF TATU IS PREGNANT?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

 

How did the redhead do it.

[razazteca 0]

The manager did it...

[TSA09 0]

Sperm bank? In-vetro?

[DerangedHermit 0]

She's a MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

It should be pointed out more often that both halves of TATU are super ugly.

[Slayer 0]

Maybe she just swallowed a whole watermelon...

 

 

 

 

 

....or fucked one

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I didn't know they were still around.

[Red Baron 0]

its spelled Tattoo

[Guest Nanks]

Uhhh, no it isn't....

[The Czech Republic 0]

De plane, de plane!

[razazteca 0]

It should be pointed out more often that both halves of TATU are super ugly.

Naw just the prego.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Whoa. Name the kid B.A.B.U.

[Scroby 0]

Wow that really isn't a good picture of them.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You're super-ugly. I'd bang both those bitches.

[Black Lushus 0]

No doubt, I'd fuck both of them and come back for more....ugly...pffft...let's see the bitches YOU pull...

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

hmm, they are both borderline hot, so I probably would, but I wouldn't really brag about it much.

[nl5xsk1 0]

The one that's preggers is definitely do-able, and brag-able upon that. She's maybe a 10:00 o'clock-er (meaning the time that it would be before I'd think about taking her home from the bar.)

 

The redhead, on the other hand, is still do-able, but I wouldn't brag about it. She's a closer (meaning it'd have to be last call, bar's closing, grab a girl now and go home alone, before I'd take her home)

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I have to say I prefer the redhead.

 

 

no, not just cos of less baggage...

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

You people are weird.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Whoa. Name the kid B.A.B.U.

And if the other one has a baby, name it Squatt.

 

/somewhat obscure

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Again, neither of them are remotely attractive; the "All the Things She Said" video was nowhere near hot, as well, as they generated zero chemistry, exposing them for the fake lesbians they are. Furthermore, Deon should shut the fuck up because he's a stupid bitch who has never made a good post in his entire horrible time here on the board.

[Slayer 0]

The preg chick is scary looking

 

I imagine the red-head wouldn't be too bad, but she probably practices communist hygiene, so no go

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'm trying to find "good" pictures of these girls, but doing an image search will likely get me fired.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Furthermore, Deon should shut the fuck up because he's a stupid bitch who has never made a good post in his entire horrible time here on the board.

Quoted for truthery. At least I bring something to the board other than tightly-coiled packages of cow excrement: Kotz-bashing.

[Kinetic 0]

hmm, they are both borderline hot, so I probably would, but I wouldn't really brag about it much.

Are you kidding? I'd tell everyone I know about the time I got some action from two phony lesbian Russian recording artists.

[Downhome 0]

I think they are both hot as hell, in pretty much every picture I've ever seen of em. I'd do em both all day 'till Sunday.

 

BEAN~!

 

[razazteca 0]

Mr. Bean is thinking evil thoughts?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

DerangedHermit, I lost interest in insulting you a long time ago, but I'm going to ask that you refrain from the attempts at humor and self-deprecation as exhibited in your posts in this thread.

[Guest Vitamin X]

The one that's preggers is definitely do-able, and brag-able upon that. She's maybe a 10:00 o'clock-er (meaning the time that it would be before I'd think about taking her home from the bar.)

 

The redhead, on the other hand, is still do-able, but I wouldn't brag about it. She's a closer (meaning it'd have to be last call, bar's closing, grab a girl now and go home alone, before I'd take her home)

This is certainly quite an interesting way I've never seen on how to judge a chick's looks...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I've slept with a chick that looked kinda like the redhead.