Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted September 4, 2004 The "Holy Shit! Dub Cee did the HOLT on time" edition! ================= SWF Storm HOLT report September 3, 2004 Detroit, Michigan at Joe Louis Arena Report by Michael Respert of East Lansing, MI, Smartmarks.com reader Dark Matches: Judge Mental (substituting for Justin Bowers) pinned “The Paladin” Chance Silver at 2:04 following the Surprise Witness. Suicide King came down to the ring before introducing Judge and announced that this match had been booked before Bowers got injured, and that Judge Mental was going to have to substitute for him, or be fired. Needless to say, he got plenty of heat for that. Candace “Dragon” Okimurra (with Lobo) beat Ebony by submission at 5:18 with the Asian Death Lock. Lobo knocked Ebony off the top rope when she was going for the “Man is Obsolete” splash, giving Candace enough time to recover. Dace Night and Manson beat Déjà Vu at 8:31, after Dace hit Kross with the Defenestration. SWF World Cruiserweight Champion Tom Flesher (with Alison Onita) pinned Alan Clark (with Edward James) at 11:09 with the Ego Buster in a non-title match. SWF World Heavyweight Champion Johnny Dangerous pinned “The Icon” Max King (with Kelly Connelly) at 14:27 after Death From Above in a non-title match. Storm: - Funyon came into the ring and announced that Mike Van Siclen had food poisoning, and was unable to compete tonight. Instead, we got a substitute match, which saw Jamie Drazon beat Martin Hunt at 6:44, after reversing the Sweet Southern Comfort into the Demolition Dreams. - Not since the heyday of Déjà Vu have I seen a game of Paper Rock Scissors used to determine a fall! Plus, they beat up on Blazenwing a lot, and you can’t go wrong with that! - A lot of fans at ringside started throwing trash into the ring after Ace Lezaire won the USJL title, but I don’t think he was too bothered by it; he snatched the belt away from the referee and began celebrating as if we were actually cheering him! - After the Birdman/Dustin match, Spike Jenkins snuck down to the ring while Dustin was still distracted by Flesher and attacked Dustin from behind! He knocked Dustin out and then began staring down Flesher himself, shouting to him that it was “his” title, until Birdman came back into the ring to make the save, but then Sean Davis ran down to the ring to save HIS partner. Flesher walked back towards the locker room, leaving Birdman and Dustin to get beat down by Rev-0. - After the Duran/Xavier match, they showed a video vignette teasing the return of Perfect Bo on the SmarkTron. Reportedly, it’s the same vignette they aired last week on Lockdown, but this was the first time I’d ever seen it personally. - Man, Jenkins was all over the show today! He started to attack the Masked Man from behind, but then Ryan Dustin ran back down to the ring and chased him out into the crowd. After all that confusion was over with, Maddix helped Masked Man back to the locker room. - I just want to repeat, for the record, that Suicide King is an unmitigated bastard; Mark shouldn’t have to be fighting against wrestlers of Toxxic’s caliber only three weeks into his return; he should get a few good warm-up matches in, like Martin Hunt, or somebody. Still, I thought he had the match won when he hit that Triple Play; hell, we ALL did! Biggest Pops 1) Mark Stevens 2) Johnny Dangerous 3) The Masked Man 4) Judge Mental 5) Andrea Montgomery Most Heat 1) Toxxic 2) Suicide King 3) Ace Lezaire 4) Spike Jenkins 5) John Duran Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted September 4, 2004 *waits for someone else to get more heat than him* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted September 4, 2004 Well, everyone who was in the running to have more heat than you decided to turn face, so... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frisco 0 Report post Posted September 5, 2004 cool. Candace finally gets revenge on ebony. way to go Lobo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
