Good thing people have those football flags

[Slayer 0]

And I know you're gonna counter that with some stupid Mafia crack, so stop typing right now

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Agent of Oblivion is angry at life.

Maybe that's why I cry when I shave my pubes.

[Nevermortal 0]

Agent of Oblivion is angry at life.

Maybe that's why I cry when I shave my pubes.

Well, at least you don't cry while you masturbate, that'd be too weird.

[Slayer 0]

Agent of Oblivion is angry at life.

Maybe that's why I cry when I shave my pubes.

Agent wants his curtains to match the wood floor

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I only masturbate after I've shaved.

[Slayer 0]

I sure hope I gained Nevermortal's acceptance by removing the flags from my sig...

[Nevermortal 0]

You could've at least replaced the flags with some fine-ass pussy, rather than some bearded guy I've never seen before in my lifei'mbeingsoserioushereslayer

[Slayer 0]

Go find your own pussy

[Art Sandusky 0]

You could've at least replaced the flags with some fine-ass pussy, rather than some bearded guy I've never seen before in my lifei'mbeingsoserioushereslayer

That last part made my left nut sting for some reason.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

That Agent twat used my word.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I live in a town that hasn't seen sunshine since Friday. I'm normally not a rainbows-and-cotton-candy-clouds type, but the constantly shitty weather is starting to damper my spirits.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Twat's a great word.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Yeah.

 

 

Still weird trying to imagine saying it with an American accent though.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I can't type out how the pronounciation would differ. The emphasis is on the -at.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Girlfren, yo be a twaat..

 

etc. Huh.

 

 

First 'soccer' now this...

[Slayer 0]

Plag should put a ManU flag in his sig to be trendy

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Girlfren, yo be a twaat..

 

etc. Huh.

 

 

First 'soccer' now this...

If you're a middle aged black woman in the 80's, maybe.

 

I'd say it more like.."Yeah..see th'sumbitch ove'there. Fuckin' twaht."

 

The midwest is weird though, we chop at least one syllable from every word. Even the people that say they don't.

[Slayer 0]

Ag'n o'blivion is right

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Actually, it would be..Agen'a'blivion.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It's important to remember that "of" becomes a, and "to" becomes "tuh"

[Slayer 0]

's'you sassin' me, boi?

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

PLAG'RISM!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hey, you're a natural.

[Guest Nanks]

N'NKS!!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Actually, you'd be something more like "Nakes."