Slayer Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 And I know you're gonna counter that with some stupid Mafia crack, so stop typing right now
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 Agent of Oblivion is angry at life. Maybe that's why I cry when I shave my pubes.
Nevermortal Posted September 6, 2004 Author Report Posted September 6, 2004 Agent of Oblivion is angry at life. Maybe that's why I cry when I shave my pubes. Well, at least you don't cry while you masturbate, that'd be too weird.
Slayer Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 Agent of Oblivion is angry at life. Maybe that's why I cry when I shave my pubes. Agent wants his curtains to match the wood floor
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 I only masturbate after I've shaved.
Slayer Posted September 6, 2004 Report Posted September 6, 2004 I sure hope I gained Nevermortal's acceptance by removing the flags from my sig...
Nevermortal Posted September 6, 2004 Author Report Posted September 6, 2004 You could've at least replaced the flags with some fine-ass pussy, rather than some bearded guy I've never seen before in my lifei'mbeingsoserioushereslayer
Art Sandusky Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 You could've at least replaced the flags with some fine-ass pussy, rather than some bearded guy I've never seen before in my lifei'mbeingsoserioushereslayer That last part made my left nut sting for some reason.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 I live in a town that hasn't seen sunshine since Friday. I'm normally not a rainbows-and-cotton-candy-clouds type, but the constantly shitty weather is starting to damper my spirits.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 7, 2004 Report Posted September 7, 2004 Twat's a great word.
PLAGIARISM! Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 Yeah. Â Â Still weird trying to imagine saying it with an American accent though.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 I can't type out how the pronounciation would differ. The emphasis is on the -at.
PLAGIARISM! Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 Girlfren, yo be a twaat.. Â etc. Huh. Â Â First 'soccer' now this...
Slayer Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 Plag should put a ManU flag in his sig to be trendy
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 Girlfren, yo be a twaat.. etc. Huh.   First 'soccer' now this... If you're a middle aged black woman in the 80's, maybe.  I'd say it more like.."Yeah..see th'sumbitch ove'there. Fuckin' twaht."  The midwest is weird though, we chop at least one syllable from every word. Even the people that say they don't.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 Actually, it would be..Agen'a'blivion.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 8, 2004 Report Posted September 8, 2004 It's important to remember that "of" becomes a, and "to" becomes "tuh"
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 9, 2004 Report Posted September 9, 2004 Hey, you're a natural.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Actually, you'd be something more like "Nakes."
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