Guest Dids Report post Posted September 7, 2004 So last night I have this dream. I run into this girl I work with. She's a pretty cute girl, but nobody that I'm crushing on or have interacted with at all, no good reason why she's in this dream. Anyway, oddly I'm in my parent's old house (they're moving back into it this week, which is why IT'S in the dream). Or at least I'm going into the bathroom of the house, but the rest is like dorm. ANYWAY, I run into this girl, and it's like we haven't seen each other in a while. We're taking, and she lets me know she's dating Bobby Knight (yes, THAT Bobby Knight, the chair throwing guy, somebody who I don't care about at all, and as no reason whatsoever for ending up in one of my dreams). She talks about how he's an ass but if feels good "when he's humping me". (yes, direct dream quote, she even grabs my shoulders and shakes them as if to emphasize Bobby's effect on her). So I go into the bathroom and start to get ready to shower, I guess the bathtub is filling or full, because the next thing that happens is that she and Bobby walk in and get into the bathtub. She's not wearing much (which is distrubing, because now I'm dreaming about naked co-workers, and like I said while she's attractive, she's not somebody I was attracted too...) but Bobby's fully clothed, shoes and everything getting in the bathtub. They invite me in, and oddly I don't run, and there's this weird thing where we're all sitting in the bathtub, talking. Nothing sexual, just people sitting in water, Kinda like a hot tub, except that it's a small bathtub in the house I grew up in, and it means that I'm a little too close to Bobby Knight for my comfort. The tub is bigger than real life, so we're not pressed up together, but not exactly far apart either. Eventually she leaves, which means I get to see a dream ass shot. (nice dream ass, I wonder if her's is as nice in real life). So now I'm left with Bobby Knight chilling in the bathtub. We start making basketball small talk (apparently he's now coaching the Sonics, lousy dream-hire there) At some point he leaves, I'm about to shower (but still wearing shorts or something), when all of a dream-sudden, boom, they're both back naked in the tub. Bobby's all like pressed up on me and shit and the work girl is feeling bad, 'cause she knows I'm freaked out and uncomfortable as fuck. My biggest issue is that I really need to take a shower but can't, because despite the two of them being naked, I'm not comfortable do so while Bobby Knight is around. Somewhere around there the dream ends, and I wake up feeling really, really uncomfortable. Neither of these people do I really want to be dreaming about being naked. I'm going to feel weird the next time I see this girl, and I may never be able to look at Bobby Knight the same way again. FUCKING WEIRD. I hate my brain sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2004 That's most bizarre thing I've ever read. Bobby Knight coaching the Sonics, how absurd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2004 And you call me fucked up? Dids should be banned for posting this. This is much worse than a spider, Dames. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krankor 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2004 We're taking, and she lets me know she's dating Bobby Knight. She talks about how he's an ass but if feels good "when he's humping me". Those two lines sum up that dream. Now I need to go try and rid my mind of Bobby Knight humping someone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2004 This post should be rated XXX. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted September 7, 2004 Tell the girl you dreamt about her being in the shower with you, then mail Bobby Knight and tell him the same. I'm positive they'll laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted September 7, 2004 I'm glad I don't know who Bobby Knight is or I'd probably be a great deal more concerned about this. I think you need to bone the chick you work with though, and when you're done ask her if you were better than this Bobby Knight person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2004 The object of Dids' fantasy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted September 8, 2004 Mother of god..... I'd be afraid to go back to sleep if I were you Dids, this Bobby Knight person might have some kind of Freddy Kreuger type deal going on with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2004 I'm just glad Bill Walton hasn't appeared in my dreams wearing nothing but a turban, asking me to smoke up with him...yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 8, 2004 Mother of god..... I'd be afraid to go back to sleep if I were you Dids, this Bobby Knight person might have some kind of Freddy Kreuger type deal going on with you. The man is pretty nightmarish. He was the University of Indiana's basketball coach for generations, and left amid controversy where he was choking players..guy was meaner than fuck. He once threw a folding chair out into the middle of the court, which is pretty much unheard of in NCAA Basketball. He caught an unfathomable amount of Technical Fouls in his career, and was pretty well known as a hardass with a short temper. His nickname was "The General." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2004 uhhuhuh...cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted September 8, 2004 He once threw a folding chair out into the middle of the court, which is pretty much unheard of in NCAA Basketball. PRETTY MUCH unheard of????? Only in NCAA Basketball???? Strewth, I would have expected that to be pretty much unprecedented in any form of upper-level sports. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2004 He once threw a folding chair out into the middle of the court, which is pretty much unheard of in NCAA Basketball. PRETTY MUCH unheard of????? Only in NCAA Basketball???? Strewth, I would have expected that to be pretty much unprecedented in any form of upper-level sports. He also choked some kid (Does Bobby Knight have to choke a bitch?) and said something stupid about how if a woman gets raped, she should make the most of it and lie back and enjoy it or something. Of course, because he's such a fucking nut, it's only fitting that he's one of the best college basketball coaches in history, not a John Wooden or Mike Kyrgyzstanalashnikerfluffski, but certainly a great coach by all means. Even his players knew this when caught mid-strangle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 8, 2004 It wasn't during transition or anything..it was a foul shot on some bullshit call, and Knight was already hot, plus he didn't have his traditional ugly sport coat to fling on the ground, so he chucked a chair and made history. Soon after this, he made the transition to big ugly sweaters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 8, 2004 He also had his own son on the team, and kicked him once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted September 11, 2004 A couple of months ago, I dreamed that I was celebrating my birthday out in a bar with a couple of friends when my phone rang. It was Fidel Castro wishing me a happy birthday. But in a nasty, scary way, because my dad was the top goverment agent out to overthrow him or something to that affect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2004 I had a dream where I was riding in a car with Strom Thurmond Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
