Styles Posted September 9, 2004 Report Posted September 9, 2004 I'm deeply dissapointed in the lack of response to what I feel was one of the most creative episodes yet...
Guest MikeSC Posted September 9, 2004 Report Posted September 9, 2004 "That sounds sensible" -=Mike ? You posted before mine went up. Bastard. I suck at those pic-caption things, anyway. -=Mike
Slayer Posted September 9, 2004 Report Posted September 9, 2004 McKinley sure was a grim looking mo-fo
Guest MikeSC Posted September 9, 2004 Report Posted September 9, 2004 McKinley sure was a grim looking mo-fo And those were his "happy" pictures. -=Mike
Slayer Posted September 9, 2004 Report Posted September 9, 2004 Even as a youngin' he had a look of death to him
SuperJerk Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Holy shit, you boys got some spare time. Keep up the good work.
KingPK Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Because I want to play: *Crisis Phone rings* Hello? Yes? What!! We'll get right on the case! *Hangs up phone* Fellows, I've just gotten word that a famous baseball player has just been taken hostage! "WE MUST FIND THOSE TERRORIST COCKSUCKERS AND SHOW THEM HOW THE BY FUCKING GOD MOST POWERFUL NATION ON EARTH DEAL WITH PEOPLE FUCKING WITH OUR SPORTS HEROES!!!" Now now, let's talk about this rationally. I agree with the Senator from the WWE. We must tread softly in these waters. Jimmy quick, activate your QANPT (Quick-Action Negotiation for Peace Team). Already done, my friend. ENOUGH OF THIS NAMBY-PAMBY, "LET'S HUG TREES AND FUCK KITTENS" BULLSHIT, WE NEED DECISIVE ACTION!!! AND IF YOU FEATHERWEIGHTS ARE TOO CHICKENSHIT TO DO ANYTHING BUT SIT AT A NEGOTIATION TABLE AND JERK EACH OTHER OFF, I'LL HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!!! *Insert Rambo-ish montage of Zell arming himself to the teeth and donning a headband. Cut to Zell blowing the door off the kidnappers' hideout* "YIPPIE KAI-YAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! Oh, shit. *Explosions, bodies flying everywhere, yadda yadda* Ah, now that's what being an American is a-goddamn-bout. You're safe now, son. Thanks, beautiful.
Jobber of the Week Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 I got a great Zell Miller quote from a Nov 2003 issue of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution: As a congressional candidate in 1964, Miller not only pledged to vote against the Civil Rights Act, he attacked those who were pushing it. He said President Lyndon Johnson "is a southerner who has sold his birthright for a mess of dark porridge." The GOP can keep this guy.
2GOLD Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 Zell Miller should have a reality show/sitcom. It would be gold.
Guest MikeSC Posted September 15, 2004 Report Posted September 15, 2004 I got a great Zell Miller quote from a Nov 2003 issue of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution: As a congressional candidate in 1964, Miller not only pledged to vote against the Civil Rights Act, he attacked those who were pushing it. He said President Lyndon Johnson "is a southerner who has sold his birthright for a mess of dark porridge." The GOP can keep this guy. Care to pull up some choice Byrd quotes? -=Mike
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