NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2004 Asylum of Satan had to be the worst tripe I have ever seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted September 20, 2004 Anyone seen...Zombie Lake...I hear it's rubbish and one of the worse zombie films ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2004 Zombie Nosh, also known as Flesheater, gets my vote. The first ten minutes are great, piss-poor zombies attacking innocent folk, then they hit a dull and rigid formula. The same two kids, who looks like Shane McMahon and an ugly Tiffany, who survive every zombie attack, move onto their next location, find a group of people, zombies attack the people, the kids move on the the next house, repeat. The acting is the wrong side of dreadful, the pace is so pedestrian that even one or two good deaths can't carry it and the ending is shamelessly stolen from Night OF The Living Dead. BOOOOOO!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2004 Lovecraft had a pretty damn comprehensive list. No, no, no. Lovecraft has spawned a pretty damn comprehensive list of distributors and bad filmmakers who realized years ago that throwing "Based off a H.P Lovecraft story" on the video box will make __% more on the video market. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2004 Starring Eric Bischoff as the crazy old man who tries to warn the kids: "Oh that's it! You don't believe in ghosts, huh, you punk kids? Well then...you're facing...THE EYE SCREAM MAN!" And Kane as the Eye Scream Man. "Hey, kids....heh heh heh...revenge is a dish best served COLD...heeheehee....wonder how I found you? hahaha, perhaps you could say I got the...hehehe....inside SCOOP..." "Oh my God! He'll pun us to death! Run!" "You can run...hahaha...but you can't hide...this time, I'LL be the one enjoying the TREAT...hehehehe..." Then Kane chases them around the forest at five miles an hour as "The Entertainer" plays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites