The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2004 The following post is brought to you by The Czech Republic. That's me. <----------Me Because you can't spell "I post crap" without TCR, here's an All-Star award-winning Czech Republic humor post. This is what I do. I draw attention to myself when I post things, because I'm enriching your life with my every keystroke. My links to humorous JPEGs may waste someone else's bandwidth, but what they lose in bandwidth, TSM gains in chuckles! Chortles, too! I'm The Czech Republic and I'm posting this. And it's HILARIOUS. Wanna know why? Because I posted it. That's why. That's always why. When you see Bill Walton, you get quality. It's like...Qwaltonlity. Or something. If you're not ready for a humorous post that will knock your socks off, you'd better not scroll down. Because I will do just that. I will knock your socks off. Maybe your shoes, as well. But what you need to remember is that this was posted by me, The Czech Republic, in order to increase my standing on The Smart Marks forums. *keep scrolling* Here it goes. Like I said, this is supposed to be funny, for your benefit, but mostly mine. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was SENSIBLE~! OH MAN! That was a funny joke! So funny! Because I came up with it. The Czech Republic made this post. And now, a quiz. Who posted this hilarious post? A) The Czech Republic B) Randy Orton C) Passaic, New Jersey D) La Parka If you guessed A, then I win. Because I made you understand that everything I post is pure unadulterated greatness. Woodrow Wilson wouldn't have it any other way. And now, a parade in my honor. Thanks for reading this post. I hope you all understand how great I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2004 If I didn't know better, I'd say this thread was created for the sole purpose of putting Czech over.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2004 *hits the RKO on Czech through the GC Folder* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2004 Not enough Slayer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2004 I just made 2 delicious sandwiches. Turkey. Toasted Whole Wheat/Grain Bread. A slice of large tomato on each. Lettuce. Mustard and Mayo. The key here is to put margarine on the bread quickly after it's been toasted to create what I call a "flavour barrier". Then, put the Mayo on and then put on the turkey slices. I prefer a dryer, almost flakey, turkey as it juxtaposes well with the lettuce and tomato. With the aforementioned lettuce, I prefer it straight peeled off the head rather than chopped, and still wet with water. Not too wet, because it ruins the bread, but dampish. That goes on next. Then the tomato. Really, this is the star of the show. This thing took up the entire bread slice and worked really well. The lettuce protects the juice from escaping, which is key. I prefer 1-cm thin slices, which is pretty thick, but it's not bigger than a slice of bread. I then coat the face of the tomato with pepper, put mustard on the other slice of bread, and put em together. I prefer diagonal cuts rather than vertical because it gives you a better handle on the sandwich. It was an awesome sandwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted September 26, 2004 I just ate something I found on the floor. My jaw is numb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2004 I just had some pretzels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2004 You devil children, cease and desist this mockery at once!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2004 Last night I drank and got high and watched Futurama. This afternoon, I wait for Hurricane Jeanne to pass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2004 I think the professor is my favorite character. "...where happiness is perpendicular to wonderment!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2004 My favorite Futurama character is Zoidberg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2004 He's 2nd place, definitely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2004 Hurray for Zoidberg!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2004 <--- (look @ avatar & title) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 WAHHHHH THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 I'm watching Starship Troopers right now, it's the scene where the chick dies "Johnny, don't let me go... don't.. don't..." The dude from Saved By the Bell is such a douche. He was a douche on SBTB and he's a douche in this. Right NOW there's a Tomb Raider commercial on. Edmond Ventura is in that, rock on. "The sweet is not the sweet, without, the sowah" I hate this expedia.ca commercial. LOL "You're mouth has never felt something like this before", oh Sonic from OralB. HOLY CRAP, I just called this shitty jean commercial before they even had jeans in it. I should make this a daily feature "Rudo watches TV commercials". Academy of Learning? Jesus Christ, what a bunch of fucking mutants. This clorets commercial is fucking horrible. There's this seriously disconcerning movement of shitty, bizarre, commercials going on up in Canada and someone should stop it. Ok, Starship Troopers is back on. Poor Dizzy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted September 27, 2004 ... Where's my pyro? Meh. Not bad, but it'll work. Yeah, that's right. I have pyro in my posts. Beat that, bitches. I am the savior of TSM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Helloooooo, you didn't buy the board in 2002 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Sylvan ne parle pas français maintenant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted September 27, 2004 I don't speak Greek too well either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Oh yeah? Druids HP: 500 EP: 300 While rarely used, Druids are a very effective entrance tool. The most notable usage of Druids was WM 14 where the Undertaker used several hooded figures to lead him to the ring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Fertigs have more HP than Druids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Eh...I'm not feeling it tonight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 YOU FUCKIN BITCH FUCK YOU YOU FORGOT TO PAY THE FUCKIN TOLL YA DIRTY WHORE I'LL FUCKIN DROP YOU WITH A BOOT TO THE FUCKIN SKULL YOU CUM GUZZLING QUEEN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Kotz's BUTT must be hungry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Oh yeah? Druids HP: 500 EP: 300 While rarely used, Druids are a very effective entrance tool. The most notable usage of Druids was WM 14 where the Undertaker used several hooded figures to lead him to the ring. Allright, fine. I'll beat that. I have a manager in each of my posts. But it's not just the fact that I have a manager, it's who he is. Behold! Yeah, that's Dino Fucking Bravo. He has risen from the dead for the sole purpose of getting me over. BEAT THAT WITH YOUR PUSSY-ASS DRUIDS. I DARE YA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Hah! Everyone knows Lightning Pokemons are a +5 against Dino Bravo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Shit, all i've got is a pair of queens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 My Smaffles beats your queens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
