Guest Quik Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Yeah. So, uh... do we bring the funny in here and leave the OAO thread to it's serious discussions about how the whole Kane/Lita angle is an allusion to The Scarlet Letter and such, or does anything go? What's the sensible choice? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Scarlet Letter... pish posh, boy... it's more an allusion to Pearl Harbor for being way too long, with a stupid fucking love story that has no purpose on screen, and bombing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 For what it matters, I see the Pearl Harbor correllations much clearer. And besides, we all know that Tajiri will be the evil Japanese villain in the matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Snitsky: It's Not His Fault He's Not Japanese EDIT: In an slight ironic moment given what happened recently, I was really hoping for Snitsky to say "That girl, right there, wasn't even supposed to be in the RIIIIIIING!" ala Ray Traylor in WCW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Personally, I'm excited for tonight's marquee match-up: Val Venis vs. SNITSKY. "Hellooooooo, ladies....you know, the Big Valbowski is a lot like former British prime minister John Maj--hey wait a sec. Where's Tina? She was supposed to take off my towel in a seductive manner." "..." "Aw Gene, no you didn't..." "HEY! IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE'S BOUND AND GAGGED IN THE BROOM CLOSET! SHE SAID SHE LIKED IT THAT WAY! I CAME OUT HERE TO DO A JOB, AND I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS YOUR ESCORT TOO!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Bound and Gagged In The Broom Closet... WITH SMAFFLES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted September 27, 2004 Smaffles, the Pimpin' Bear is her pimp? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
