OAO Why the FUCK is Carmella still on my TV Thread

[Guest CronoT]

Okay, the Diva Search is over. WTF is Carmella still doing on my TV? That slut needs to be kicked to the curb. That bitch is going to get nothing but X-Pac Heat from me, so every time she comes onto TV, Vince is going to lose money.

 

Please feel free to spew as many obscenities as you want to at Carmella, and at Vince, for allowing Carmella to still be on TV.

[Guest DeathBecomesYou]

She's here to leech heat from those who are actually working hard to get it.

Is it just me, or does having Carmella on Raw less than a week after losing the contest, after all the shit about there can only be one winner, it makes the contest look even more of a sham.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'd much rather look at and listen to Carmella than Christy.

[Guest TigerDriver91]

I would much rather shoot myself in the head with an elephant gun than listen or watch Carmella and Christy.

 

Two worthless and talentless hacks that don't deserve to be in a wrestling ring.

[Golgo 13 0]

That bitch is going to get nothing but X-Pac Heat from me, so every time she comes onto TV, Vince is going to lose money.

 

How exactly is Vince going to lose money from you not watching when she comes on TV?

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

How can anyone really hate an attractive 22-year-old unless she kills your dog or gives you an STD?

[CanadianChick 0]

Well, if you know a 22 year old attractive female personally, and she's a bitch, then you can hate her.

 

As for Carmella, let's hope it was a one time thing, shall we?

[Guest Anglesault]

As for Carmella, let's hope it was a one time thing, shall we?

I hope she replaces Christy and her receding hairline/hyper bitch routine.

 

Am I the only one who doesn't find Christy's whole bit funny/sexy/cute/whatever the hell it's supposed to be?

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

That bitch is going to get nothing but X-Pac Heat from me, so every time she comes onto TV, Vince is going to lose money.

 

How exactly is Vince going to lose money from you not watching when she comes on TV?

Shh don't point out his logic flaws, it might make the world collapse on itself like in Dogma or something.

 

 

And as well all know fromwhen WE were in elementary school, when you try to be mean to a girl, it means you like her!

 

Crono likes Carmella! Crono likes Carmella! Nyah-nah-nah-nah-nahh!!!!

 

Crono and Carmella, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

 

 

Ooooooooooooooh

[razazteca 0]

What did you expect, that Christy would be the only Diva Search contestent still employed by WWE? They need to do a JELLO wrestling match at Taboo Tuesday.

[Guest Sylvan Grenier]

What did you expect, that Christy would be the only Diva Search contestent still employed by WWE? They need to do a JELLO wrestling match at Taboo Tuesday.

Just don't let USTU run it or it'll look like a menstrual disaster

[Guest Anglesault]

Along the same lines, when Trish announced a match, who else expected it to be one on one with Molly with Christy winning clean, of course.

[CanadianChick 0]

Am I the only one who doesn't find Christy's whole bit funny/sexy/cute/whatever the hell it's supposed to be?

I personally find her annoying, but Carmella's non-existant personality isn't much better.

 

If it makes you feel better, I don't find her funny/sexy/cute/whatever either!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You guys' bitching is the exact reason WHY she is still on.

[AndrewTS 0]

As for Carmella, let's hope it was a one time thing, shall we?

I hope she replaces Christy and her receding hairline/hyper bitch routine.

 

Am I the only one who doesn't find Christy's whole bit funny/sexy/cute/whatever the hell it's supposed to be?

No--but virtually everyone but...you know that one that seemed to have a clue how to draw heat and didn't act like a complete tard? She was alright.

 

Yeah, almost all of them were annoying. However, Carmella just looks bored, regardless of what she's doing.

 

Me in the Raw thread prior to the show:

 

Also, do we *really* think Carmella is gone?  Come on, be realistic here.

 

Oh, this is funny...

 

You guys' bitching is the exact reason WHY she is still on.

 

Care to actually make sense of this? Vince doesn't care one way or the other about smarks' opinions.

[SuperJerk 0]

I'd much rather look at and listen to Carmella than Christy.

Looks aren't everything.

 

Christy's popularity (even if by default) is based on the fact she comes across as someone who likes to have fun, as opposed to Carmella who is better looking, but seems terribly bored and boring.

[2GOLD 0]

I don't know, I think Carmella can grow on me as an evil heel manager who thinks she is better than everyone else. As long as she never wrestles and just manages some of the weaker wrestlers, she could become almost like a new age Woman. Hell, she was wearing her clothes already.

 

Much more than I can get into that annoying hyper active stripper Christy. WOW! A stripper gimmick! Original!

We already had an annoying redhead and that is Lita.

[Guest DeathBecomesYou]

Along the same lines, when Trish announced a match, who else expected it to be one on one with Molly with Christy winning clean, of course.

That's what I thought, but I guess they're saving what shred of credibility Molly has left to job her out to Stacy at the PPV.

On a side note, i'm glad i'm not the only who's noticed Christy's receding hairline, it might be me, but I find neither her or Carmella that attractive at all.

Finally, after she was stripped tonight, who else think's that Christy will be in a bra and panties match on Raw very shortly?

[Guest JMA]

Carmella lost the contest; therefore, she should not be on my TV. NONE of the contestants who lost should be. It underminds the entire concept (such as it is). If they want to be in WWE, send them down to OVW for half a year and see if they STILL want to be there.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Carmella returning proved the Diva contest was rigged after all.

[SuperJerk 0]

Carmella lost the contest; therefore, she should not be on my TV. NONE of the contestants who lost should be. It underminds the entire concept (such as it is). If they want to be in WWE, send them down to OVW for half a year and see if they STILL want to be there.

Word.

[razazteca 0]

Tough Enough was rigged also by that logic.

[SuperJerk 0]

Tough Enough was rigged also by that logic.

Ya think?

[2GOLD 0]

We would have never gotten Chris Nowinski.

And he was fun before he went down with an injury.

[SuperJerk 0]

We would have never gotten Chris Nowinski.

And he was fun before he went down with an injury.

Or Matt Morgan.

[2GOLD 0]

We would have never gotten Chris Nowinski.

And he was fun before he went down with an injury.

Or Matt Morgan.

 

I refuse to acknowledge that name.

It doesn't exist.

 

Carmella has way more potential as a heel manager than Christy has as anything. Cept maybe for caffeine free Pepsi ads.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Well, Carmella has better mic skills than Chrsity...but I don't know if that is really an accomplishment.

[Guest CronoT]

Well, Carmella has better mic skills than Chrsity...but I don't know if that is really an accomplishment.

That's like trying to compare a dog in heat to a cat in heat. They're both fucking annoying.

[SuperJerk 0]

I think you guys are overreacting to the Diva Search in general.

 

It was just eye candy to cool the crowd down in between matches. A wrestling show can't be all matches all the time.

[Anakin Flair 0]

I work on Monday nights now, so I always miss the first hour of Raw. But I still wanted to rush home and see it. But ever since the Diva search started, I spent more time flipping the channel whenever that crap came on than watching the show, and now I just don't care anymore.

 

As for Carmella, anybody who didn't see this comming needs to get their sight checked.