Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 The OAOAST is keepin it crunk in the Dirrty south! This past Tuesday all your favorite superstars invaded Memphis, Tennessee! Here's a rundown of all the action you may have missed! Check the OAOAST website to see when sports entertainment's premier federation is coming to YOUR TOWN! The show opened up with an appearance by Drek Stone. He ran down the state of Tennessee and the south in general. He then went on to claim that the only thing Memphis was known for was being home to a pervert who preys on underage girls, Jerry Lawler! For whatever reason Leon Rodez came out to defend the honor of Memphis, Lawler and the south in general and the two had a match which Rodez won. Gunner beat Rick Shirley, Cain and Mad Cappa in a fourway match for the 24/7 title. The ending came when Gunner gave a Cain a top rope pedigree onto a table. Another notable spot came when Cappa hit Gunner with a facecrusher from a ladder to the outside and onto a steel staircase. Ouch! The Tethers beat the Muses. During the sequence when The Tethers put heat on Logan, Logan made a valiant comeback! He went to tag Tiffany but Tiffy jumped off the ring apron and left Logan to rot! The Tethers were easily able to clean up on Logan. After the match, Logan ordered Tiffany to come and face him in a match! Tiffany obliged. The contest went on for about six minutes. Then when Logan had Tiffany in a vertical suplex setup, some woman ran out from the audience, chop blocked Logan and Tiffany was able counter the suplex into a lateral press and get the winning pin. After the match, Tiffany left with the mystery woman. Ooooookay! The Frankensteiners scored an upset over the New New Midnight Express. Hell's Hitmen beat 40 nameless jobbers in a handicap match. Sean Bryant vs the Blurricane. Sean Bryant rapped his intro. Those in attendance said it caused them to contemplate a murder/suicide. Fortunately Blurricane interrupted him before the rap could do significant damage to anyone's ears. The match was non title and Sean won when Alex Bryant snuck into the ring and hit Blurricane with a Cradle Piledriver! Crystal beat Stephen Joseph to retain the world title. Panther beat Hoff by DQ. Hoff blindsided him with a steel chair which led to the ref calling for the bell. In the main event, Ragdoll teamed up with GPX to square off against Zack Malibu and Black T in an elimination six man match. First to go was Johnny Jackson after a Blackout! That same move took Scotty Static out of the match mere minutes later! It was then down to Ragdoll versus three men! Ragdoll used his intelligence to goad T-Bod into trying to hit him with a chain. T-Bod missed but the ref still DQed him! That turned it into Ragdoll Vs Zack and Dan Black. Ragdoll eliminated Black when he countered the Blackout with a simple roll up! About ten minutes later, Ragdoll snatched victory from the jaws of defeat when he beat Zack with a Devil Doll! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 I *lost* to a woman????! God I SUCK! =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Black T in the main event = attendance~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phoenix Fury Legdrop 0 Report post Posted September 30, 2004 Lack of Sly on show due to Sly being in Jay-pan for a couple of weeks with the HI-YAH promotion, for those .45673 who care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
