Velocity: October 9th Edition

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Hey Torrie looked really hot tonight. For like, the first time, in like, 5 years?

 

They should continue to use Russ Meyer-inspired wardrobe for Torrie.

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This is the first time I've watched this show for longer than 1 minute in, like, 5 years.

 

JBL is so awesome. It's a shame I havent really watched him as champ in, like, ever.

 

They used the word "symbol" in self-mockery, right?

 

NICE drop kick by Holly.

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Man, the Bashams are jobbers.

 

Question: Why wasn't Rey out alongside Rob?

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This Luther Reigns promo is fucking awesome. It's like, the best promo I've heard in, like, 5 years. They should call him Luther Riddick and give him the ability to see in the dark. They could have the lights go out during his matches and his opponent ends up shanked or something.

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Heels are evil and tend to group together Chick. You see, they are insecure in their ability and are not confident they could win alone. Faces are confident and know they have the power of light on their side, so they may enter the darkness alone and be safe.

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Heels are evil and tend to group together Chick. You see, they are insecure in their ability and are not confident they could win alone. Faces are confident and know they have the power of light on their side, so they may enter the darkness alone and be safe.

So if Rey an insecure face for needing Rob out during his match with Kenzo this week? Is this a foreshadowment of Rey-Rey's heel turn? IS IT?!?

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Jesus Fucking Christ, this Team America commercial rules. "I'll stand by you", sonnofafuckingbitch. I hope KCI says "Damn Mongorians!" at some point during the movie.

 

Lurther Reigns should be using Sids old music. Or Crushes.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

No. Rey is Mexican and small and therefore doesn't apply to the normal face rules.

[CanadianChick 0]

Ah, I see. It's all making sense now.

 

Although I was looking forward to heel Rey. I mean, how could you NOT be intiminated by him?

 

Ow. Poor jobber. Luther killed him.

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That was quite the angry squash.

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Good thing that this Vega fella had his hands on his face when Reigns kicked him.

 

YEAH! KICK HIM OFF THE ROPES!

 

Reigns needs a prison tat. He is not nearly as scary as Aleksander Emelianenko. He needs a grim reaper tattoo.

 

WES SIMS!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAH! TOUGH ENUFF!!!!!

[CanadianChick 0]

Is Tough Enough going to be flippy guys, muscleheads, or a combo?

 

Oh, and John Cena has convinced me to vote. Word.

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Reigns needs a nickname.

 

"The Dirty Desert Strangler"

 

HOLY SHIT! Cena PSA?! GOOD LORD that's retardulous.

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Who shot up Rudo with markizone?

 

Bashams have jobs still?

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Rudo's bringing the fake enthusiasm.

 

Cena says I've gotta vote, dawg! Get me some dual citizenship!!!

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Tough Enough is the Guy Diva Search. For serious. Wes Sims is going to run shit.

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Reigns needs a nickname.

 

"The Dirty Desert Strangler"

 

HOLY SHIT! Cena PSA?! GOOD LORD that's retardulous.

How long until "Basic Hugganomics" actually happens?

 

Cena as a heel again would SO work if they make him a completely over-the-top phoney who proudly admits he isn't "keepin' it real."

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Fake Enthusiasm? No no no. I just getted JAKKED on Velocity!

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Wait wait wait, did they actually show Wes Sims in a Tough Enough commercial? His finisher so needs to be the stomp (since he has no other offensive move).

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Who is Wes Sims?

[CanadianChick 0]

Am I the only one forseeing a feud between CCC and RVD over the word "cool"?

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Wes Sims is a tall, talentless, MMA fighter who's most notable accomplishment was grabbing onto the cage and stomping on current heavyweight champ Frank Mirs head (which is illegal) and getting DQ'd. He's great. He also trains with the most homoerotic non-brazilian fight club in the Hammer house.

 

And they showed his picture TWICE!

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CCC better turn out to be the son of a prominent Columbian drug lord who has come to the WWE to (a)live out his dreams and (b)deal drugs.

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Am I the only one forseeing a feud between CCC and RVD over the word "cool"?

Nope.

 

But first CCC will probably squash Scotty and tell him he's not "Too Cool".

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Ah, I see.

 

Yeah, recap the MOTN from SD.

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That was the most convoluted move ever (5 Knuck Shuff).

[CanadianChick 0]

CCC better turn out to be the son of a prominent Columbian drug lord who has come to the WWE to (a)live out his dreams and (b)deal drugs.

Hey, another reason to feud with Rob! It's like the feud made in wrestling heaven!

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CCC better turn out to be the son of a prominent Columbian drug lord who has come to the WWE to (a)live out his dreams and (b)deal drugs.

Hey, another reason to feud with Rob! It's like the feud made in wrestling heaven!

I think Rob's stuff is strictly home grown. HE DOESN'T SUPPORT THE TERRORISTS!

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Benoit's action figure looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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That would be great.

 

CCC trying to move in on Robs drug ring. It's a morality tale. Rob is worried that CCC will hook his friends on the Carlitos Cool Cocaine and away from WWEed.