Fuzzy Dunlop Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Supposedly a "hotheaded, high profile" Cubs player has destroyed Sammy Sosa's legendary boombox. Our only clue is it was NOT a pitcher. So... any guesses? http://mb3.theinsiders.com/fchicagocubsfrm...cID=18285.topic
Guest MikeSC Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Supposedly a "hotheaded, high profile" Cubs player has destroyed Sammy Sosa's legendary boombox. Our only clue is it was NOT a pitcher. So... any guesses? http://mb3.theinsiders.com/fchicagocubsfrm...cID=18285.topic It's the people who've caused all of the problems for the Cubs. It was the TV announcers. -=Mike
Guest MikeSC Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 If there was urine on it, it'd probably be Alou. -=Mike
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted October 14, 2004 Author Report Posted October 14, 2004 Kyle Farnsworth did it. He said not a pitcher.
Guest MikeSC Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Kyle Farnsworth did it. He said not a pitcher. Well, that kinda fits Farnsworth... -=Mike
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted October 14, 2004 Author Report Posted October 14, 2004 Well, that kinda fits Farnsworth... True.
The Czech Republic Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 If there's urine on the scene, Alou did it. Patterson is safe because he would strike out against an inanimate object. Barrett might have done it if the boom box hit him first. Nomar couldn't have because we'd have heard that he just got injured again. Tom Goodwin is safe as he wouldn't have taken a swing at the boom box, he's just wait for it to get in the "right position."
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 If there's urine on the scene, Alou did it. Patterson is safe because he would strike out against an inanimate object. Barrett might have done it if the boom box hit him first. Nomar couldn't have because we'd have heard that he just got injured again. Tom Goodwin is safe as he wouldn't have taken a swing at the boom box, he's just wait for it to get in the "right position." that leaves Ramirez.
Slayer Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 You know who they have to call on this one, right?
Guest Anglesault Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 We can eliminate Nomar. His solution was probably to sulk in the corner until the Boombox appologized.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 dude, it was obviously Mark Grace
The Czech Republic Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Can't be Paul Bako, Greg Maddux wasn't involved
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 This thread made me laugh. Thanks guys.
therealworldschampion Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 According to Racist Dusty, had the boombox been destroyed at night, then it was a white player...
The Czech Republic Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Matt Clement wanted to beat the crap out of it but he couldn't get any help from the rest of the team.
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