Promo:The number one contender

[Guest carnage]

I had a lovely time last night at SWF Storm.

I was particularly happy to get revenge on that annoying Uncle Filthy. I really don't like him very much.

But today I am having a very bad day.

Something has happened that has made me very upset.

After winning my number one contenders match I find out I am going to wrestle Sean Davis for the hardcore title.

That makes me very

But I found out that annoying person who keeps asking me to be in his "possee"

rKane is going to be wrestling

 

 

 

That makes me very

 

It makes me

 

I really don't like

 

 

I find him very annoying. I spent nine long years in the institution and I never enjoyed myself. Two years ago a movie was made staring

 

 

 

Called "Flintstones Viva Las Vagas"

 

That movie made me angry.

 

The fact that

 

 

Was in it was the worst thing. I really don't know why I find him so annoying but I just wish the SWF would give me a hardcore hell in the cell texas chainsaw match against him.

 

That would make me

 

But I guess I'll just have to make myself believe that Shaun Davis is

 

 

Than everything I do to Shaun Davis will be the same as doing it to

 

 

 

 

That would make me

[Chuck Woolery]

This promo makes me

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Promo of the Year.