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[The Czech Republic 0]

http://www.80stvthemes.com/ra/TJHOOKER.ra

 

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Thank the Lord I make a point not to drink anything reading your posts.

 

Yes, because that would end up being like metaphorically choking on my dick a little more with each passing post.

Choke? I could swallow it without the sip of water.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Hurry up with your joke now.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Hey Banders, your mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out!

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I'm on Banders Kennany's side. Let me take care of Czech Republic first.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Hey subliminal_animal, your mama so fat, she our naval blockade for Cuba

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I'm on Banders Kennany's side because I like him more than you.

[The Czech Republic 0]

you like BANDERS KENNANY more than me.

[Nighthawk 0]

Ha ha. Keep reaching for the stars, guys.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

IDRM, you know me pretty well here.

 

Help me, what do I do now?

[MrRant 0]

The solution is simple.

 

Offer to fight Banders Kennany in a manner similar to Amok Time. After defeating Banders and proving your seed superior, Subliminal Animal will want to mate with the Alpha male.

 

Which would be you.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I always knew that when everything came to a head here...it would come to that.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

MrRant is on my side now. Our storied history together is a comeback in and of itself.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

That post up there by MrRant was a preemptive strike against the loose collective of our enemies. He anticipated my announcement with flying colors.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Looks like Czech Republic has already filed himself away in the loser bin.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Hey, I'm a winner with a commitment to excellence. Hey now.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

MrRant is on my side. He knows I wouldn't ever mate with that Thumbtack idiot.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

The second BX enters this thread I'm blasting him into ash.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

He might elude me with his crowd-blending ability.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

In that case I'll just be sure to confuse him with Nanks.

[Nighthawk 0]

IDRM, you know me pretty well here.

 

Help me, what do I do now?

Look at what these people are doing. Then do the opposite of that.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I'm the only person in here, nimrod.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I've been the only person in here for a while.

[Nighthawk 0]

My insult has gone over your head. Nimrod was a mighty hunter.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Wait, which team are you on?

[Nighthawk 0]

W.A.S.P.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I'll assume that's not my team because my team name is not awful.

 

Your insult went over my head because you misfired. The blow was skillfully avoided, you see.

[spiny norman 0]

What kind of a name is Not Awful!?

[The Czech Republic 0]

I just pitched a perfect game with Matt Clement on MVP Baseball 2004.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

This is the worst thread you ever started, Incandenza. Actually that other one probably is, but this is still shitty.