Guest Banders Kennany Report post Posted October 15, 2004 I was thinking.....then I saw the topic about Dids and thought that would be a good idea. What posters do you miss? They could have been banned, left, or just plain old "disappeared". What posters that have gone away do you wish came back. My answers later cause I can't think of even one right now. I got other threads to see, other people to post to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 I'll miss Banders Kennany.* You're not long for this board. *By miss I mean "don't miss" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 Help us get that one thread to page 6 and then I'll post the inflamatory remarks he pm'ed me, then he'll be gone. You have the power. And I miss The Upright Man. There's some others that I can't remember at the moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 I built a church to The Upright Man in my backyard back home, no fucking lie, that guy was the man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banders Kennany Report post Posted October 15, 2004 I'll miss Banders Kennany.* You're not long for this board. *By miss I mean "don't miss" Damn, your stealing jokes from Dynamite Kido. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 The fun of days gone by...with a bonus look at my social standing within the TSM universe at the time. When you decide to masturbate, the sticky white stuff that comes out your pee pee hole are the tears of God because he doesn’t want you to have no fun cause fun makes him cry and he cries out your pee pee hole. I’ve never heard of that game, so it must not exist. Wait, what am I thinking! It must be real, after all a commissioner as honorable as you would never stoop to lying, or would he? Well you’ve asked your question commissioner, so now I’ve got a question for you…why are you such a liar? Does it make you feel good to string along hard working beans like Two Tuff Toddy and myself? Oh I bet it does. I’ll bet it makes you feel all tingly...down there, doesn’t it joy boy? I’m seriously starting to wonder whether you really are a commissioner. Well I got some news for you smellington, the Pleasure Yourself at the Expense of Others Express stops here! All aboard The Pain Train, your conductor for duration, me! You think because you call yourself commissioner that you’re top pillow? That you can just waltz right in here and use these fine people as your own personal sex toy? Not in my neck of the woods buddy boy. And not ever again. You know something, I almost pity you. So I’ll give you one chance, out of the goodness of my heart, to confess to the perverted crimes that you committed against the good dudes and dudettes of this and any other message board you have sullied with your chunky, oddly colored cum. If you choose not to comply, Two Tuff Toddy will be all over your ass like the cum all over your monitor after one of your little Q and A’s. Oh, and just so you know, Two Tuff Toddy’s gimmick is that he doesn’t need a gimmick because he is two tuff already. Chew on that creamsicle. I'll lay off the weed when you lay off the lies there, Junior Jumble. This is the last warning you'll get before I let Two Tuff Toddy loose. I assure you, Two Tuff is a verbal warrior of the highest caliber and he will verbally ream your ass. Only an ignorant fool would piss off Toddy, that fucker is crazy. Once, we were at the mall shopping for puppies to eat, (that’s right bitch, Two Tuff Toddy EATS PUPPIES) and some foolhardy lump went right up to Two Tuff and told his shoe were nice. HE TOLD HIM HIS SHOES WERE NICE! Big fucking mistake dirtbag. Toddy just stands there smiling, looking down at his shoes, and he says, “Yeah, I guess they are kinda nice. The only problem is they didn’t have my color. See I really wanted…the RED ONES!” Then Toddy flipped the fuck out. First he started karate kicking the guy. One kick to the tummy and the poor bastard started throwing up his organs. Two Tuff picked up one of his kidneys and started rubbing it all over his shoe. He told me it was the perfect shade of red, but he needed some more. So he turns back to the sap, who right now is begging for his worthless life. He's screaming, “No Two Tuff! Don’t do it!” Toddy just sneezes on his face, raises up his arm, and ginsues the fucker with the edge of his hand. He split him right down the middle. Then Two Tuff dove on the body and started ripping and tearing at its entrails and organs with his teeth. After he finished his bloody feast, Toddy let out his patented victory screech, TOOOODDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! So spitcurl, you still want to boogie with the hardest motherfuckers on the planet, The Upright Man and The Toddler? Cause we will mess you up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted October 15, 2004 I was The Upright Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted October 15, 2004 He's never coming back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted October 15, 2004 Why are you sad? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 There's no way you were the Upright Man. The Upright Man was funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted October 15, 2004 I smiled because I probably believe you're crying right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted October 15, 2004 I smiled because I probably believe you're crying right now. I'm not totally sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 You were right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted October 15, 2004 I miss Dids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 I should have said I miss Eagan, nobody would have hurt me so badly if I said that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 Where oh where has You Da Foo gone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted October 15, 2004 He thought I was Chuck E. Cheese, who turned out to be Prince Paul. I remember Prince Paul having to come back with about six of those "hey guys I'm a new poster here I just want to dbeate the issues and check the fatcs" threads before people starting getting suspicious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted October 15, 2004 Eagan was smarter than all of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 UndieTaker68. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 15, 2004 Plagiarism! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Astro Report post Posted October 15, 2004 Human Jukebox Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big McLargeHuge 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 Assdroid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted October 16, 2004 I'll miss Banders Kennany.* You're not long for this board. *By miss I mean "don't miss" Damn, your stealing jokes from Dynamite Kido. I think you're actually in love with me.............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2004 I, for one, have never stolen any of Kido's jokes* *Except this one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fongus Bellpop Report post Posted October 16, 2004 Does anyone recall the veritable wordsmith known to "The Smart Marks Internet Elec-tronic Forum" as The Zone of Smark? A deft scholar, he was! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2004 I am in-trigued by He Whose Eyebrow Is On Fire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2004 OJ Hart Rappin' Ronald Reagan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 Easy. Pornfaq. Unban the man!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
