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AJ Styles = balding rapidly


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Guest tnamark
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When he came into the ring and cleaned house, was it me or does his bald spot seem to be growing by the week? The guy is awesome wrestling wise but I can see now why is wears his hood when he is approaching the ring. Poor guy.

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Ok...you notice some weird stuff. Next your going to say AJ Styles bald spot looks 'gay'.

 

And to answer your question...no..Big Show = Bald. Angle = Bald. AJ Styles = Not bald, and no where near it.

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Exslade ZX's post looks really gay to me.

Guest tnamark
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It all starts in the back my friend. I'm not making fun of him or anything but it starts with a noticable bald spot. That bald spot then grows into a grand canyon size within the next year and starts creeping forward over the next couple of years. A.J. Styles will always be a great performer but I predict that he has a horseshoe baldness pattern by age 30.

Guest tnamark
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Yeah dude, what's up with the Randy Orton pec closeups under your name. Me thinks YOU might be gay and are defending your sexuality....not that there is anything wrong with that of course.

Guest Dynamite Kido
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He's not really balding tnamark. That's not even AJ Styles, it's a clone of him. See back in 2002 during a match with Jerry Lynn, he was decapitated by a deranged person from the crowd. TNA had to strike a deal with Panda Energy so that they could cover the whole thing up and pay for a new robotic AJ Styles. That's why he's never hurt too............ya know, incase you were wondering.

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That explains why he's going for the X Division belt, and not the world belt.

 

The clouds just cleared away, and the world makes sense again.

Guest Dynamite Kido
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That's what I'm here for Swiggy.........that's what I'm here for.

Guest whitemilesdavis
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Actually, he's not balding, that's a new haircut. WWE has secretly signed him to revive the Friar Ferguson gimmick.

Guest Dynamite Kido
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Actually, he's not balding, that's a new haircut. WWE has secretly signed him to revive the Friar Ferguson gimmick.

Did they offer more than $500 a week?

Nope. $200 a week. And not in cash, it's in Bibles and Holy Water.

Guest whitemilesdavis
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Nope. $200 a week. And not in cash, it's in Bibles and Holy Water.

Well, that's not exactly true. He'll only get $25 for a TV taping.

Guest Dynamite Kido
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Nope.  $200 a week.  And not in cash, it's in Bibles and Holy Water.

Well, that's not exactly true. He'll only get $25 for a TV taping.

My apologies. He'll get $25 for the TV tapings and $200 for Bibles and Holy Water.

Guest M. Harry Smilac
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So I guess it's time for AJ to lose a hair match and just go fully bald?

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