Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 19, 2004 Czech if you don't satiate your sexual frustration in some way, it's going to coagulate into bitterness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2004 What do you suggest I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 19, 2004 You're still a minor, right? That's a tough row to hoe. My advice is to locate a hard-partying girl a couple years older than you that gets off on corrupting young men. Pivotal life experience based on chains of regrettable mistakes is infinitely more valuable than academic dissection of a problem you're convinced cannot be solved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2004 But the root of my problem might be the desire to beat the crap out of a guy with a girl a couple years older than him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2004 What do you suggest I do. I've gotta be careful. My posting style is getting way more Incandenzic than it has any right to be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 19, 2004 Oh no, see, you're already contemplating barbarism to win fair lady's heart. This doesn't make you a knight in shining armor, it makes you a drooling retard stalker. The fact that you continually pursue a girl who has turned you down, point blank, shows that you might indeed be one without beating up the guy chosen over you. Consider this a textual knuckle-palm back and forth slapping motion to both sides of your face, with a hearty side-dish of "Snap out of it, dumbass." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted October 19, 2004 Further investigation, along with a dose of time, will reveal to you that there are indeed more chicks in the world. Furthermore, there are plenty of dickhead blokes around that will temporarily monopolize quality chicks. These things too, shall pass. Patience is key, grasshopper. Patience & beer. Lots of beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 19, 2004 To further my point, there's no way Czech is anything other than a skinny little dork, or regular sized guy with a skinny little dork's soul. He couldn't pull off violence. A guy like me might be able to impress a chick by lifting something really heavy, or kicking sand in Czech's face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted October 19, 2004 Yeah, starting a fight with some guy to impress a chick and having your arse handed to you won't improve matters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBigSwigg 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2004 I hate kewl. I think it is evil. It will bring unending doom to the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2004 trailing off EVERY sentence with "or..." I have the same problem with people trailing off with "so...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 19, 2004 I think this might be a Miami thing, because it's kind of a habit in Spanish to say "tu sabe" kind of like that ..or or ..so thing, but translated it's really annoying to keep hearing people say "Ya know?" NO, I DON'T KNOW. WHY WOULD YOU BE TELLING ME IF I DID?! Also I'm really beginning to dislike this proliferation of using "TRU'" as an affirmative statement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2004 regular sized guy with a skinny little dork's soul I suppose. Oh by the way her friend just said this person doesn't seem to exist. Oh boy am I dumbass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
