Guest CronoT Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 With just one public relations event, John Kerry managed to show that he's a real outdoorsman, piss off the NRA, and make Bush look like a moron, which, realistically, isn't that hard. This comes from an article that was reprinted in my newspaper today, 10/22/04. The article, titled "Kerry bags a goose; GOP not impressed", was written by Todd J. Gillman of the Dallas Morning News. John Kerry went out goose hunting with several other people, including Rep. Ted Strickland, D-Ohio. NRA Executive Director Wayne LaPierre was quoted as saying, "John Kerry went hunting today to decoy voters into thinking he's something he's not. His presidency is the nightmare scenario for gun owners." President Bush was quoted as saying, and I am writing this exactly as it's printed in the newspaper, "He can run, he can even hide in camo, but he cannot hide." When John Kerry was asked whether he hit one, he replied simply, "Everybody got one."
Guest MikeSC Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 And the left's fascination with pretty pictures over reality is further shown. -=Mike
Guest GreatOne Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 That quote's goin in the siggy Which one, 'Everybody got one'? Hey that's an idea...............
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 What kind of moron wears camo when they go hunting?
Guest CronoT Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 And the left's fascination with pretty pictures over reality is further shown. -=Mike Message to Mike: Open mouth, insert foot. (See picture.)
Guest MikeSC Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 And the left's fascination with pretty pictures over reality is further shown. -=Mike Message to Mike: Open mouth, insert foot. (See picture.) Hmm, I made post praising that? News to me. And, as expected, you missed the point of the photo op. Oh well. I don't expect much of you anyway. -=Mike
Guest CronoT Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 And the left's fascination with pretty pictures over reality is further shown. -=Mike Message to Mike: Open mouth, insert foot. (See picture.) Hmm, I made post praising that? News to me. And, as expected, you missed the point of the photo op. Oh well. I don't expect much of you anyway. -=Mike Same here, buddy. Same here.
St. Gabe Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 And the left's fascination with pretty pictures over reality is further shown. -=Mike Message to Mike: Open mouth, insert foot. (See picture.) Mike, I have some Aloe leftover
Guest CronoT Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 That quote's goin in the siggy Which one, 'Everybody got one'? Hey that's an idea............... The moronic Bush quote, of course.
Guest GreatOne Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 To be fair Bush's quote was only as good as the material he had to work with Besides, I've come to the conclusion that the bottom of my sig says it all
Vern Gagne Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 At least Bush was in the Air National Guard and yes he did have flight hours. Kerry received an F from the NRA. He's no friend of the gun owner.
Guest CronoT Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 At least Bush was in the Air National Guard and yes he did have flight hours. Kerry received an F from the NRA. He's no friend of the gun owner. At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote.
Guest GreatOne Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. (Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here)
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. (Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here) How many times have you been wounded in combat?
Vern Gagne Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 At least Bush was in the Air National Guard and yes he did have flight hours. Kerry received an F from the NRA. He's no friend of the gun owner. At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. John Kerry was in Vietnam? No way! Your vote or John Kerry's vote?John Kerry received an F for a reason. His voting record is with the anti-gun people.
St. Gabe Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 At least Bush was in the Air National Guard and yes he did have flight hours. Kerry received an F from the NRA. He's no friend of the gun owner. At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. John Kerry was in Vietnam? No way! Your vote or John Kerry's vote?John Kerry received an F for a reason. His voting record is with the anti-gun people. WHO Cares about the NRA? The NRA mean nothing.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 At least Bush was in the Air National Guard and yes he did have flight hours. Kerry received an F from the NRA. He's no friend of the gun owner. At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. John Kerry was in Vietnam? No way! Your vote or John Kerry's vote?John Kerry received an F for a reason. His voting record is with the anti-gun people. WHO Cares about the NRA? The NRA mean nothing. I'd say the same thing about your posts.
St. Gabe Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 At least Bush was in the Air National Guard and yes he did have flight hours. Kerry received an F from the NRA. He's no friend of the gun owner. At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. John Kerry was in Vietnam? No way! Your vote or John Kerry's vote?John Kerry received an F for a reason. His voting record is with the anti-gun people. WHO Cares about the NRA? The NRA mean nothing. I'd say the same thing about your posts. OOOOOOOHHHH!!! ZING!@!! Go talk to Mike, he's MUCH better at this.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 You really aren't worth the time.
St. Gabe Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 You really aren't worth the time. then stop trying to win
Guest MikeSC Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. (Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here) How many times have you been wounded in combat? More than Kerry, most likely. -=Mike
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. (Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here) How many times have you been wounded in combat? More than Kerry, most likely. -=Mike that's a pretty big bet to put up. How many times have you been wounded in combat? or at all
Guest MikeSC Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. (Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here) How many times have you been wounded in combat? More than Kerry, most likely. -=Mike that's a pretty big bet to put up. How many times have you been wounded in combat? or at all More often than Kerry. -=Mike
Guest GreatOne Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. (Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here) How many times have you been wounded in combat? If having to waste a millsecond to scroll through your nothing posts count, MANY
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 It doesn't. You're making jokes about someone who was wounded in combat, and you've probably lived in your parents' house your entire life. Pick another issue.
Guest MikeSC Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 It doesn't. You're making jokes about someone who was wounded in combat, and you've probably lived in your parents' house your entire life. Pick another issue. I have a band-aid on my finger --- do I get a Purpkle Heart? -=Mike ...Who thinks watching libs jock-sniff the military is funny...
Guest GreatOne Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 It doesn't. You're making jokes about someone who was wounded in combat, and you've probably lived in your parents' house your entire life. Pick another issue. Ooo, tag. I think the last time I heard 'You live in your parents house your whole life' in the Randy Orton promo it sounded less lamer
Dr. Tyler; Captain America Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 Actually, I wasn't joking. You probably have. And I don't even know who Randy Orton is, so your clever wrestling (I suppose) reference bears no teeth.
Guest GreatOne Posted October 23, 2004 Report Posted October 23, 2004 I haven't actually, so, stick to joking. At least try to LOOK like less of an idiot
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