OAOAST House Show report for 10/25

[Patty O'Green 0]

The OAOAST brought its brand of hard hitting, take no prisoners action to the nation’s capital of Washington DC! While presidential candidates, John Kerry and Geroge Bush were arguing like bitches, the OAOAST superstars were settling their differences like men, in the battle field!

 

In the opening contest, Gunner Sharps bested Christopher Cain to retain his 24/7 belt. The finish came when he top rope splashed Cain right through a table that was covered with thumbtacks.

 

On site authority figure, Rick Martel (unless he’s dead, then the authority figure was Headbanger Thrasher) came out to introduce the participants of the triple threat match that will determine who gets a world title shot at the end of the night. First came Calvin, then Zack Malibu was brought out. The fans didn’t get the hint and were actually shocked to see Hoff introduced as the third competitor. Calvin and Zack seemed to work out a deal where Zack would pin Calvin. But Hoff broke up the pin. From there it was your usual triple threat match, with Hoff pinning Calvin. Afterwards, it looked like Zack and Hoff were going to come to blows but Calvin held them apart.

 

Black T and Jivin Jr took on The Love Doctors and Nurse Mikey (Michael Cole in a skimpy female nurse uniform). Black T won when Jivin Jr made Nurse Mikey tap out to a bare ass stinkface.

 

The Global Party Exchange beat The Muses to retain the tag team titles.

 

Fatal Four way match for the X title. Blurricane Vs Chris Stevens Vs Leon Rodez Vs Sly Sommers. Sly was the first to exit stage left after getting pinned by Chris Stevens. Revenge would come quick as several minutes later Sly returned to KO Stevens with a steel chain. Rodez pinned him with ease. Unfortunately there would be no winner as Rodez and the wacky superhero fought to a time limit draw. The crowd responded by chanting “Bullshit.”

 

Alix beat Candie in a bikini contest by default when Candie refused to come out due to "skin issues". Alix admitted to replacing Candie’s body oil with something called “purple rain” that turned Candie’s skin purple.

 

Drek Stone came out for a promo. He belittled the Washington crowd, informing them that they were nothing but “a suburb of Baltimore ” and that the reason they were “stateless” was because no one wants the “murder capital of the world in their state.” Drek was kind enough to state that he felt sorry for whoever won the Presidential election because then they’d have to live in Washington DC for four years. He then went on to say that he had footage of Panther paying Mad Cappa to tap out...BUT, his VCR ate the tape. Panther came out to a huge pop, to defend DC’s honor and his integrity. He challenged Drek to match. Drek agreed but said because he was wearing street clothes it had to be a street fight match. Even though Drek got the match he wanted, he still lost! Sorry!

 

The NNMX beat The Parka and Jude.

 

Main event time! Crystal beat Hoff. Or did she? Just as it looked she was going to score the winning pinfall, The Franchise, Zack Malibu ran down and broke it up! The ref immediately called for the bell. With the match officially over, Zack and Hoff went to town on Crystal. But who should make the save but Axel! Axel clears the ring of the two goons! The world title match was turned into a tag team match which Crystal and Axel won!

 

Biggest pops

1.GPX

2.Crystal

3.Panther

4.Axel

5(tie). Nurse Mikey and Alix’s Wonder Woman bikini (people in DC have odd fetishes. Trust me.)

 

Biggest Heat

1.Black T

2.Hoff

3.X title match getting a time limit draw

4.Drek Stone

5.Chris Stevens

Edited October 26, 2004 by Patty O'Green

[Papacita 0]

Cool. I like the biggest pops/heat thing. Nice touch.

[NYU 0]

Is Drek Stone doomed to lose every House Show match he ever competes in?!

 

Oh, what has this world come to?!

[Patty O'Green 0]

Is Drek Stone doomed to lose every House Show match he ever competes in?!

 

Oh, what has this world come to?!

I knew you were going to say that! On the bright side, you did get the fourth most heel heat of anyone on the show.

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

....I...Wha...

 

 

Hello!?!

 

Austin "Ragdoll" Baker is STILL in the OAOAST!~

 

 

GAWD!!

[Patty O'Green 0]

And I knew you'd say that, candy cane. Ya'll are easy.

[NYU 0]

I open-mouth kissed a horse once.

[Patty O'Green 0]

I open-mouth kissed a horse once.

Say what?!

Edited October 27, 2004 by Patty O'Green

[NYU 0]

Well, I needed to say something you didn't expect.

[Hoff 0]

I expected that, actually. Horsefucker.