GreatWhiteNope 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 I can't wait to see Kerry go into that depressive slump Gore was in for two years. Kerry gaining 85 lbs and a thick beard will be a sight to behold. Can we look forward to Kerry as an itenerant college professor? Score! When does Kerry's term as senator end? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 I'm hoping that whatever way this breaks, Florida doesn't mean shit by the end of the night and everyone there can go fuck themselves. I think that's something we can all agree on. PA firmly in the Kerry column? I was hoping we'd be Bizarro FL 2004, with Rendell's questionable practices with those military ballots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hogan Made Wrestling 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 If Bush wins, it isn't Kerry who loses...it's the people with juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases and those who can not walk and are stuck in wheelchairs who loses! They were counting on Kerry to win and then wonder around the country laying his hands on them as president. How much HP does Kerry's Lay On Hands heal, and how many times per day can he use it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 I can't wait to see Kerry go into that depressive slump Gore was in for two years. Kerry gaining 85 lbs and a thick beard will be a sight to behold. Can we look forward to Kerry as an itenerant college professor? Score! When does Kerry's term as senator end? Not sure, but I think he's a giant douche for not leaving it, instead of simply not even showing up for sessions. Even Edwards gave up his seat to run. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teke184 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 How can they call Florida with so many absentees uncounted hasn't mike covered this already? The Absentee votes would go to Bush anyways. It's all moot. WE know that Bush won Florida. So it's 24(?)-199. I'm not sure what's the second digit is for Florida but it's that right now. 246 for Bush. He needs to pick up 24 more EVs. States he could do it with- Alaska (3) Hawaii (4) Iowa (7) Maine Congressional District (1) Michigan (17) Minnesota (10) Nevada (5) New Hampshire (4) New Mexico (4?) Wisconsin (10) The best chances appear to be Alaska, Nevada, Wisconsin, and Iowa, which would give him 271. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 If Bush wins, it isn't Kerry who loses...it's the people with juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases and those who can not walk and are stuck in wheelchairs who lose! They were counting on Kerry to win and then wonder around the country laying his hands on them as president. Okay, what in the hell was this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 If Bush wins, it isn't Kerry who loses...it's the people with juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases and those who can not walk and are stuck in wheelchairs who lose! They were counting on Kerry to win and then wonder around the country laying his hands on them as president. Don't worry - Edward can just combine them all into one massive class action suit against Bush. And if starts channeling the dead at trial, Dubya is SUNK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teke184 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 I can't wait to see Kerry go into that depressive slump Gore was in for two years. Kerry gaining 85 lbs and a thick beard will be a sight to behold. Can we look forward to Kerry as an itenerant college professor? Score! When does Kerry's term as senator end? Not soon enough... 2008, IIRC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted November 3, 2004 How can they call Florida with so many absentees uncounted hasn't mike covered this already? The Absentee votes would go to Bush anyways. It's all moot. WE know that Bush won Florida. So it's 24(?)-199. I'm not sure what's the second digit is for Florida but it's that right now. 246 for Bush. He needs to pick up 24 more EVs. States he could do it with- Alaska (3) Hawaii (4) Iowa (7) Maine Congressional District (1) Michigan (17) Minnesota (10) Nevada (5) New Hampshire (4) New Mexico (4?) Wisconsin (10) The best chances appear to be Alaska, Nevada, Wisconsin, and Iowa, which would give him 271. Ya forgot OH. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 How much HP does Kerry's Lay On Hands heal, and how many times per day can he use it? Kerry totally replenishes health, duh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 If Bush wins, it isn't Kerry who loses...it's the people with juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases and those who can not walk and are stuck in wheelchairs who lose! They were counting on Kerry to win and then wonder around the country laying his hands on them as president. Okay, what in the hell was this? Failed humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted November 3, 2004 Now Pat is giddy about the 269-269 tie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 If Bush wins, it isn't Kerry who loses...it's the people with juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases and those who can not walk and are stuck in wheelchairs who lose! They were counting on Kerry to win and then wonder around the country laying his hands on them as president. Don't worry - Edward can just combine them all into one massive class action suit against Bush. And if starts channeling the dead at trial, Dubya is SUNK. I thought the dead voted for Bush? That Boondocks strip said so! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teke184 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 How can they call Florida with so many absentees uncounted hasn't mike covered this already? The Absentee votes would go to Bush anyways. It's all moot. WE know that Bush won Florida. So it's 24(?)-199. I'm not sure what's the second digit is for Florida but it's that right now. 246 for Bush. He needs to pick up 24 more EVs. States he could do it with- Alaska (3) Hawaii (4) Iowa (7) Maine Congressional District (1) Michigan (17) Minnesota (10) Nevada (5) New Hampshire (4) New Mexico (4?) Wisconsin (10) The best chances appear to be Alaska, Nevada, Wisconsin, and Iowa, which would give him 271. Ya forgot OH. -=Mike I'm going on the (somewhat safe) assumption that Ohio will be subject to lawsuits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreatWhiteNope 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 How much HP does Kerry's Lay On Hands heal, and how many times per day can he use it? Kerry totally replenishes health, duh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teke184 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 How much HP does Kerry's Lay On Hands heal, and how many times per day can he use it? Kerry totally replenishes health, duh. That's the Jim McGreevy method, not the Kerry method. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teke184 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 With 55% of all precincts reporting, John Thune is leading Minority Leader Tom Daschle by about 1500 votes in South Dakota. The Indian vote, typically heavy for the Democrats, has probably not been counted yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 Okay, now that's just tasteless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted November 3, 2004 If Bush wins, it isn't Kerry who loses...it's the people with juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases and those who can not walk and are stuck in wheelchairs who lose! They were counting on Kerry to win and then wonder around the country laying his hands on them as president. It was an Edwards guarantee, so we still have hope for 08. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted November 3, 2004 HOw did this thread become the Big Election Thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teke184 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 HOw did this thread become the Big Election Thread? People started talking about the live projections here, so it just grew from there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 It was an Edwards guarantee, so we still have hope for 08. You have given many hope, good job. I'm also confused about how this became "the" thread for tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted November 3, 2004 It was an Edwards guarantee, so we still have hope for 08. You have given many hope, good job. I'm also confused about how this became "the" thread for tonight. We're rebels. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 Given the state of our country and the world in this day and age, I wonder how long it will be before we have an election where we have an obvious clear cut winner once again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 ABC has just called Florida for Bush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 Ugh, every time I see this woman on FOX she makes me want to go out and buy a nail gun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teke184 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 I think that Susan Estrich has been hitting the sauce hard tonight... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 Given the state of our country and the world in this day and age, I wonder how long it will be before we have an election where we have an obvious clear cut winner once again. When Clinton or Nixon are eligible to run again with new robot bodies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 She's been hitting something hard tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreatWhiteNope 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 holy shit - that woman is SMASHED Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
