Banky's Bitch

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Thanks for the reassertion of your heterosexuality, fellas!

[Giuseppe Zangara]

If we got Zack Malibu in here, I'm sure he'd make faggots of us all, what with his renowned gay-baiting.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The living Ken.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

My original post isn't really trying to say anyone here is gay, it's more the topic that's gay than anything. Everything else is just typical HD fluff. in case

There's nothing wrong with the topic. It was just a little question asking if anyone has any information at all on Banky's Bitch. It should have been answered and done away with, but Thumbtack came to bring more of his smart comments and ruin what was just an innocent thread.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

That copied my thread.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Please, Thumbtack, you were hating on raza and I wasn't hating on Banlky's Bitch at all. You are just so desperate to have me on your coattails you'll make up any lie you can is that it hmm?

[Guest Vitamin X]

How am I stealing conversation concepts for your threads? How am I riffing off subliminal_animal? Explain yourself or go home.

TSM Playoffs 2004

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Please, Thumbtack, you were hating on raza and I wasn't hating on Banlky's Bitch at all. You are just so desperate to have me on your coattails you'll make up any lie you can is that it hmm?

 

Learn to read. Then learn about subtle humour. Then learn to shoot bleach into your arm.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Double post.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

I read it over and over and couldn't see your false claim's anywhere ground to stand on. I'll take your weak retort as an admission of defeat on the matter because there is no way the threads are similar.

 

No one else has even come to help you out on this matter because they can feel it that I'll just shoot them down. Thumbtack, I'm gonna say you need to take a hard ride on a haystack for all your chest thumping.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

ok well take my hand and I'll guide you through that big scary post so that you may understand.

 

Razazteca is quite possibly the worst poster, in TSM history,  if you were to judge upon reactions and clique-ish activity and being generally well known and all.

 

This is the first sentence, spanning the title and opening of the post. In it is a quick quip about razateca's complete lack of any discernable personality other than 'person who posts a lot that nobody really notices'. Kinda like you, only smart and stuff. I guess, cuz razazteca is kind of mysterious.

 

Has this guy even done one single interesting thing on this forum other than make 18.3 completely silent posts a day?

 

More questioning of the enigma that is razazteca. Who is he and what has he done in all those thousands of posts?

 

Before we hit the homestretch here, you can go grab a coffee or whatever you fancy during a break from hard labour intensive thinking.

 

I tell ya, something ain't right with that cat. He's everywhere you want to be, but like a shadow or something.

 

Damned odd, I say. What tha dillyo?

 

Here, I call on my TSM extended family to let me know what the deal is with the above mentioned poster. You know, asking if anyone can quench my curiosity about him. Was it the ultra streetish slang that threw you?

 

Now, for extra credit...how can I possibly hate him if I know jack shit about him? That would be like that guy Banders making a post about me when he clearly ain't done his homework.

 

Right, Banders?

[Guest Banders Kennany]

I said you hated ON him. I just noticed Banky's Bitch had a high number of posts once I clicked his name. I had clicked on his name expecting zero posts. I just wanted to ask if he was some established poster who changed his name, because I had never seen that name as author of any of the post here.

 

Was that slow enough for you, or should I go slow?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

I'm demanding that a moderator change his name to Banders Kennitwit. You're just outright stupid and a troll, and your shit is wearing thin

[The Czech Republic]

I don't know if he should stay to get kicked around by everyone, or is he's just so vapid and asinine that he should be cast out of our little community.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

I'd have no problem with him if he could come up with some new material, and he didn't blow his wad so fast. This could have easily stretched out interestingly for a good couple months. He killed it in a weekend.

 

Needs more practice.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

I'm demanding that a moderator change his name to Banders Kennitwit. You're just outright stupid and a troll, and your shit is wearing thin

Wow, what a rational response to losing an arguement. Thumbtack, I won't be defending my thread from your asinine accusations anymore, so please don't post about them anymore. Post in movies or music or something. Anything to take your mind off me. You are getting too heated and I don't like it.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

In the last couple of days, Banders has provided me more entertainment on this board than either Czech or Thumbtack has in months, if ever at all.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Thanks Incandenza. I know we've never talked but you're being a good friend through this whole mess.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Wow, what a rational response to losing an arguement. Thumbtack, I won't be defending my thread from your asinine accusations anymore, so please don't post about them anymore. Post in movies or music or something. Anything to take your mind off me. You are getting too heated and I don't like it.

 

If you think I can get heated at all from this shit, then I can only say that no, that's not the case. I'm just fucking around like you are until this shit gets too boring. And I never 'hated ON' razazteca. I'm not sure why you need me to repeat that so much.

 

What happened to your standards, Inc?

[k thx]

71

[Guest Banders Kennany]

What do you think calling him names and making him out to be a non contributor is?