Definition of a "MIXER"...

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

When you post stupid shit like

 

"Hey how was your mixer?"

"oooh, as cool as your gay mixer?'

 

and

 

"Can I come to ur mixer??"

 

You're mocking me for a stupid reason.

 

A "mixer" is not a party.

I never said it was.

 

A "mixer" is a small bash held between a fraternity and a sorority, with a theme, so the members of each can get drunk, get to know, and potentially bang each other.

 

So when I show a picture of a party, that's a party.

 

A mixer is not a party.

 

So your fucking bashing of me b/c I showed (in only one example) a buncha dudes dressed up is off-base. We were dressing up for a PUNK ROCK THEME MIXER, awaiting the sorority. We were SUPPOSED to look like tools.

 

We wouldn't dress like that for a fucking out on the town, in house, whatever, party.

 

So shut the fuck up.

 

It's old.

 

If you're gonna try to drop a joke, you three fucking pussies, then at least make a joke out of something you have KNOWLEDGE of.

 

Yeah.

 

Suck on those tits.

 

And I'll kill you.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

So shut the fuck up.

 

It's old.

 

If you're gonna try to drop a joke, you three fucking pussies, then at least make a joke out of something you have KNOWLEDGE of.

 

Yeah.

 

Suck on those tits.

 

And I'll kill you.

Uh oh!!

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Each time Dynamite Kido uses his mixer joke it makes him a better poster in my eyes.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

mix·er

n.

 

1. One that mixes: a mixer of concrete; a mixer of drinks.

2. A sociable person: She's outgoing and a good mixer.

3. An informal dance or party arranged to give members of a group an opportunity to get acquainted.

4. A device that blends or mixes substances or ingredients, especially by mechanical agitation.

5. A nonalcoholic beverage, such as soda water or ginger ale, used in mixed drinks.

6. Electronics.

1. One who mixes the audio components of a recording.

2. A device used to combine and adjust sounds from a variety of sources in order to create a final recorded audio product, such as the soundtrack of a movie.

 

A "mixer" is not a party.

I never said it was.

 

A "mixer" is a small bash held between a fraternity and a sorority

 

This is really really great.

[MrRant 0]

When you post stupid shit like

 

"Hey how was your mixer?"

"oooh, as cool as your gay mixer?'

 

and

 

"Can I come to ur mixer??"

 

You're mocking me for a stupid reason.

 

A "mixer" is not a party.

I never said it was.

 

A "mixer" is a small bash held between a fraternity and a sorority, with a theme, so the members of each can get drunk, get to know, and potentially bang each other.

 

So when I show a picture of a party, that's a party.

 

A mixer is not a party.

 

So your fucking bashing of me b/c I showed (in only one example) a buncha dudes dressed up is off-base. We were dressing up for a PUNK ROCK THEME MIXER, awaiting the sorority. We were SUPPOSED to look like tools.

 

We wouldn't dress like that for a fucking out on the town, in house, whatever, party.

 

So shut the fuck up.

 

It's old.

 

If you're gonna try to drop a joke, you three fucking pussies, then at least make a joke out of something you have KNOWLEDGE of.

 

Yeah.

 

Suck on those tits.

 

And I'll kill you.

^

Ghey

 

EL BRUJ0

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Please stop trying to call your giant suasagefests mixers. We all know your parties are closer to big man junk orgies than anything else.

[Guest This Thread Is Ghey]

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[The Czech Republic 0]

A "mixer" is not a party.

I never said it was.

 

A "mixer" is a small bash held between a fraternity and a sorority, with a theme, so the members of each can get drunk, get to know, and potentially bang each other.

So....it's a party

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I define party as more than 100 people.

[MrRant 0]

So you've never been to a party huh?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

This is pointless.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I define party as more than 100 people.

What if there are 99?

[MrRant 0]

This is pointless.

You're right. Find a bridge and practice a swan dive.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

[iggymcfly 0]

This is such a stupid argument. Most people know what a mixer is, and most people know exactly what Sledgehammer is trying to say.

 

Technically, a mixer is a small party, but it's still not a "real" party which is enough to brag about, so he doesn't want you to flame him for the mixer not being a good enoug party.

 

The concept's really simple, but everyone here just seems to be flaming each other for no particular reason.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Of course we know what's he trying to say, we're just messing with him, with varying degrees of kidding from poster to poster.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I just maintain they're lame because it's a fraternity. Woohoo, let's buy our friends!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Furthermore, Sorostitutes aren't worth the beer it takes to get them drunk.

[1234-5678 0]

This is such a stupid argument. Most people know what a mixer is, and most people know exactly what Sledgehammer is trying to say.

 

Technically, a mixer is a small party, but it's still not a "real" party which is enough to brag about, so he doesn't want you to flame him for the mixer not being a good enoug party.

 

The concept's really simple, but everyone here just seems to be flaming each other for no particular reason.

Yeah but the word "mixer" is so fuckin gay. It's a party no matter the amount of people in my eyes. It's all on the quality of the people and how the evening turns out.

 

You can have 15 people (hopefully a pretty even guy/girl ratio) partying their asses off, playing cards, yelling, doing beer bongs, there's some fuckin going on in the bathroom, you can actually have a decent conversation, blah blah blah, and that could be defined as a party.

 

On the other hand, you could have a 60 person borefest, as most frat parties I have been to were. People standing in their own distinct corners, there may be some beer pong and a weed room, but otherwise, it reeks of lameness. Not to mention there is probably an overabundance of roofies so those wankers can get laid. That to me is not a party, it's a gathering, and a disgusting one at that.

 

In summation, just stop using the word mixer, and all will be healed. And, if you seek approval, as it seems you do, post pictures of hot girls next time. That Jello Wrestling shit just didn't cut the cake with me.

[EricMM 0]

I would just like to make it clear that those pictures were awful.

 

Anyone who posted songs in that thread immediately felt dirty after seeing them.

[Art Sandusky 0]

One and then the two

Two and then the three

Three and then the four

Then you gotta BREATHE

One and then the two

Two and then the three

Three and then the four

Then you gotta BREATHE

Then you gotta (gasp)

Then you gotta (gasp)

 

Yo these niggaz can't breathe when I come through, hum too

Some shoes, gotta be 20 man

It's not even funny they can't BREATHE

The choke holds too tight

The left looks too right

You know what? You right

These bitches can't BREATHE

 

Look look, they hearts racin'

They start chasin'

But I'm so fast when I blow past

That they can't BREATHE

In the presence of the man

Your future looks better than ya past if you present with the man

You betta BREATHE

 

You niggaz can't share my air

Or walk a mile in the pair I wear

And I'm gettin better year by year

Like they say wine do

Cops couldn't smell me if you brought the canines through

And I pace myself

I know these money hungry bitches wanna taste my wealth

But I keep em' on a diet

Embrace they health

Or either keep em' on a quiet

And space myself

And just take a deep breath

I got em' grabbin' they chest

Cuz it's hurtin' em' to see Sledge in his best

And they in they worst

They rather see me lay in a hearse than lay in the bach

And I ain't just layin a verse

I'm sayin the facts

I came back with some sicka stones

That got these broke niggaz lookin at me like they chokin' on a chicken bone

Every chick I bone

Can't leave the dick alone

So I know

It's one of them everytime I flip my phone

 

One and then the two

Two and then the three

Three and then the four

Then you gotta BREATHE

One and then the two

Two and then the three

Three and then the four

Then you gotta BREATHE

Then you gotta (gasp)

Then you gotta (gasp)

 

Yo these niggaz can't breathe when I come through, hum too

Some shoes, gotta be 20 man

It's not even funny they can't BREATHE

The choke holds too tight

The left looks too right

You know what? You right

These bitches can't BREATHE

 

Look look, they hearts racin'

They start chasin'

But I'm so fast when I blow past

That they can't BREATHE

In the presence of the man

Your future looks better than ya past if you present with the man

You betta BREATHE

 

I see em on the block when I passes

Lookin like they need oxygen mask-es

I make it hard to BREATHE

But I keep the glocks in the stashes

Cuz the cops wanna lock and harass us

And make it hard to BREATHE

They has to react

Like havin' a asthma attack

When they see the plasma in back

You dudes are wheezin' behind me

My flow is like a coupe, breezin at 90

That's the reason they signed me

It's slick metaphors and hard punches on the cuts

Feels somethin' like hard punches to the gut

How I address the haters and under estimaters

And ride up on them like they escalators

They shook up and hooked up to respirators

On they last breath talking to investigators

I'm a breath of fresh air

in a fresh pair

Face it boo and do it till your face get blue

And then BREATHE

 

One and then the two

Two and then the three

Three and then the four

Then you gotta BREATHE

One and then the two

Two and then the three

Three and then the four

Then you gotta BREATHE

Then you gotta (gasp)

Then you gotta (gasp)

 

Yo these niggaz can't breathe when I come through, hum too

Some shoes, gotta be 20 man

It's not even funny they can't BREATHE

The choke holds too tight

The left looks too right

You know what? You right

These bitches can't BREATHE

 

Look look, they hearts racin'

They start chasin'

But I'm so fast when I blow past

That they can't BREATHE

In the presence of the man

Your future looks better than ya past if you present with the man

You betta BREATHE

 

When the crew walk in it

Pop a few corks in it

As quick as a tick in a New York minute

Catch a breath, fore u catch a left

Even worse, catch a Tef

Only way u catch a S

To the L-E-D-G-E, its in the mayb

Rollin with my baby

CRIPPIN on a toy that you won't find in +KayBee+

I rhyme slick on ya

I'm a have to put the Heimlich on ya

What you know bout lettin' dimes lick on ya?

While you inhale the weed

And it won't stop till they inhale ya seed

And it don't stop I tell em' to breathe

Like a doctor with a stethoscope

I don't see no fuckin hope

Unless these motherfuckas BREATHE

 

Yeah, Brooklyn gotta

Uptown gotta

the Bronx gotta

Queens gotta

Staten Isle gotta

You niggas gotta

You bitches gotta

Everybody BREATHE

 

Okay, okay. We get it, you're cool and stuff.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

This is pointless.

Exactly.

 

Oh, and I doubt you'll kill anyone......you're too busy photographing gay jello wrestling.

[Guest Bad Post Pointout]

This is pointless.

Exactly.

 

Oh, and I doubt you'll kill anyone......your too busy photographing gay jello wrestling.

COMMENT: Poster DYNAMITE KIDO shows little to no variation in mixer jokes.

 

COMMENT: Poster DYNAMITE KIDO's sole mixer joke is unfunny.

[alfdogg 0]

This is pointless.

Exactly.

 

Oh, and I doubt you'll kill anyone......your too busy photographing gay jello wrestling.

YOU'RE

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

This is pointless.

Exactly.

 

Oh, and I doubt you'll kill anyone......your too busy photographing gay jello wrestling.

COMMENT: Poster DYNAMITE KIDO shows little to no variation in mixer jokes.

 

COMMENT: Poster DYNAMITE KIDO's sole mixer joke is unfunny.

Wasn't making a joke. Unlike most people here I do not laugh at myself while typing at a computer.

 

So rethink your strategy monkey.......

[k thx 0]

I love thinking about my strategy monkey.

 

He's great at chess.

[Guest JamesHetfield]

I set a monkey on fire once. It smelled like burnt arm hair.

[k thx 0]

Ha ha. You know the words to a Metallica song.

 

Goth.