Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 "Face it, Metal Ed is not walking through that door. Abobo is not walking through that door and Polkaroo is not walking through that door. And if you expect them to walk through that door, they're going to get stale and old..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted November 10, 2004 Gimmicks suck. Unless it's one of mine, Piss's or Inc's. What have you ever done that hasn't deserved disembowelment? 0wned your ass. When was this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 Every (currently inactive) gimmick I've ever enjoyed (not including my own): Metal Ed Guy Stokes ABOBO If any have slipped my mind, it's due to either 1) it was a gimmick of what Kotz termed the "clove" variety, or 2) it sucked. EDIT: Just so Agent doesn't feel hurt, Incanetic made me laugh a couple of times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 Nobody brings up Guy Stokes anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 Davy Mcwavydavy/Marshall (Guy Stokes' creator) was a dork, but respect is given where respect is due. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 guy stokes was good. i still say whiskers was brilliant. so was metal ed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 You only bring up Whiskers to piss me off. David Schwimmer was my finest hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 Davy Mcwavydavy/Marshall (Guy Stokes' creator) was a dork, but respect is given where respect is due. What happened to Marshall, anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 ABOBO and Whiskers were the best I've seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 10, 2004 You only bring up Whiskers to piss me off. David Schwimmer was my finest hour. I liked Cobain's ghost. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 10, 2004 By the way, since I can't stand the gimmick, but don't feel like banning it right now, I'm going to tell you all that JamesHetfield is JAxlmorrison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 10, 2004 Also by the way, the true nadir of gimmick posting was and forever will be Dog Eatin' Chinaman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 By the way, since I can't stand the gimmick, but don't feel like banning it right now, I'm going to tell you all that JamesHetfield is JAxlmorrison. Figures Also, add the influx of Full House themed GPs to the list Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted November 10, 2004 They have to go, that has got to be the gayest gimmick I have ever seen. That person's ISP should be traced and he should be letterbombed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 We should take bets on which FH character will be next Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted November 10, 2004 Michelle I'd have thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 UncleOlsenTwinsMark Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 By the way, since I can't stand the gimmick, but don't feel like banning it right now, I'm going to tell you all that JamesHetfield is JAxlmorrison. Should I be proud or ashamed that mine was the first one banned? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted November 10, 2004 I'm hoping almost nobody here finds the human wasteland that is UncleKimmyGibler humerous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 "Face it, Metal Ed is not walking through that door. Abobo is not walking through that door and Polkaroo is not walking through that door. And if you expect them to walk through that door, they're going to get stale and old..." The negativity in this room sucks. /digs the Pitino reference Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted November 10, 2004 I'm hoping almost nobody here finds the human wasteland that is UncleKimmyGibler humerous. Well, in its defense, it couldn't be funny AND be a reference to Full House. But, yeah, it's the drizzling shits. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 "Face it, Metal Ed is not walking through that door. Abobo is not walking through that door and Polkaroo is not walking through that door. And if you expect them to walk through that door, they're going to get stale and old..." The negativity in this room sucks. /digs the Pitino reference That is one of my all time favorite sports press conferences That or the Jim Mora Sr. "Playoffs?!" conference from '01 Actually that gives me an idea for a Sports thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted November 10, 2004 "Face it, Metal Ed is not walking through that door. Abobo is not walking through that door and Polkaroo is not walking through that door. And if you expect them to walk through that door, they're going to get stale and old..." The negativity in this room sucks. /digs the Pitino reference That is one of my all time favorite sports press conferences That or the Jim Mora Sr. "Playoffs?!" conference from '01 Jim Mora Sr. was gold for quotable material. The Full House clones are terrible. Their posts are diddly-poo. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 10, 2004 The colts have two of the best soundbytes ever. PLAYOFFS?? and Idiot Kicker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 Fongus was awful, guys. I agree. I had high hopes for the gimmick, but the fact that I could only post when I was half asleep, I never could really come up with anything funny. Then, my supervisor banned our team from using the internet during work hours put the final nail in the coffin for Fongus Bellpop. FONGUS BELLPOP REVEALED~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 10, 2004 Fucks sakes, I'm packing a lunch and sitting it in the sun until I get to your house, then hitting you in the face with it while you're yanking your crank to Real World reruns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2004 Weihd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2004 Fucks sakes, I'm packing a lunch and sitting it in the sun until I get to your house, then hitting you in the face with it while you're yanking your crank to Real World reruns. Ol' faggot, you better watch your mouth Fo' I be in front yo' house, when yo' ass come out Ol' bitch ass, hold another nigga dick ass, BITCH ASS, NIGGA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2004 I'm kinda partial to Bad Post Pointout. Sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2004 I think that what really made Metal Ed work was the unique tactic of "Method posting," in which I would blare Cinderella and shoot neighborhood dogs all week before posting. I also acquired a taste for large women during that period, although that had nothing to do with the gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
