NWA-TNA:Fantasy SVR/HCTP Company

[Guest WordLife]

I'm back with a Fantasy Game company.Over 200 Wrestlers are spread out in both games,so TNA will have quite the roster.

 

Vince Mcmahon in a shocking moves not only resigns as WWE Chairman,but he also sells his company to NWA-TNA! What is to become of WWE Titles? We'll find out on a 2 Hour Edition of TNA:Impact!

 

-Credit:WWE.comand nwatna.com

 

Impact Results will be up in a a hour or so.

[Guest WordLife]

NWA-TNA Impact! Results

 

Chris Daniels vs Billy Kidman

-Squash match as Daniels controlled the whole thing. Best Moonsault Ever for the pin.

Winner via Pinfall:Chris Daniels

 

Jerry Jarrett comes down to the ring. He says that the World Title Picture will heat up,and at Turning Point there will many matches including

World Title Match with NWA Champion,WWE Champion,and World Heavyweight Champion in a Undisputed NWA Championship match for new Undisputed NWA Championship

Jeff Jarrett© vs Bradshaw© vs Triple H©

 

IC & US Belts will be Unified aswell when US Champion faces IC Champion

Carlito Cool© vs Shelton Benjamin©

 

X-Division & Cruiserweight Titles will be Unified too.

Spike Dudley© vs Petey Williams©

 

WWE,World,and NWA Tag Titles again will be Unified.

La' Resistance© vs 3 Live Kru© vs Dudleyz©

 

Women Championship will be on the line

Trish Stratus© vs Lita vs Trinity

 

And a 1# Contendership Match to NWA Championship

Monty Brown vs Randy Orton vs Booker T

 

1# Contendership to Tag Titles

Outsiders vs AJ Styles/???

 

20 Man over the top battle royal to decide new X Division 1# Contender.

 

Jeff Jarrett and the Outsiders come out and in a surprise movie Jarrett nails his father with a guitar shot. Rhodes comes out and announces Styles & Hardyz vs Kings of Wrestling tonight!

 

Triple H & Bradshaw vs 3 Live Kru

-Not a good showing as JBL and Trips killed Killings & James. Pedigree ends it on Killings.

Winners via Pinfall:Triple H & Bradshaw

 

Raven vs D-Ray 3000

-Raven squashed D-Ray up until DDP comes out and Bang! Diamond Cutter on Raven. 1-2-3!

Winner via Pinfall:D-Ray 3000

 

After the match Raven destroys D-Ray and challenges DDP to a match at Turning Point! "At Turning Point Raven,you will FEEL THE BANG!"

 

AJ Styles/Hardy Boyz vs Jeff Jarrett/Outsiders

STYLES CLASH~! on Scott Hall! STROKE~! on Matt Hardy! Nash & Jeff Hardy brawl outside. AJ & JJ make a cover at the exact same time. 1-2-3. WTF won?

Winners via Pinfall:.......Jeff Jarrett & Outsiders

 

The KoW all get Guitars and GUITAR SHOT~!to Matt Hardy from Jeff Jarrett. GUITAR SHOT~!to Jeff Hardy from Scott Hall. GUITAR SHOT~!to AJ Styles from Kevin Nash.

 

Dusty Rhodes comes out and announces the following matches for Impact next week....

AJ Styles vs Scott Hall

AJ Styles's Partner vs Kevin Nash

Triple H© vs Chris Benoit-World Title

La'Resistance© vs Team Canada(Roode/New Member)-World Tag Titles 

Carlito Cool© vs Petey Williams-US Title

Shelton Benjamin© vs Chris Daniels-IC Title

[Guest WordLife]

Impact Results Week 2 of 4 December

 

AJ Styles vs Scott Hall

-Good back and forth match. RAZOR'S EDGE~! on Styles! 1-2-3.

Winner via Pinfall:Scott Hall

 

Carlito Cool© vs Petey Williams-US Title

CANADIAN DESTROYER~! 1-2-3. OMG! NEW US CHAMPION!

Winner and New NWA US Champion via Pinfall:Petey Williams

 

Shelton Benjamin© vs Chris Daniels-IC Title

-DRAGON SUPLEX~! 1-2-3 Benjamin retains.

Winner and Still NWA IC Champion via Pinfall:Shelton Benjamin

 

La'Resistance© vs Team Canada-World Tag Titles

(Rene Dupree/Rob Conaway vs Bobby Roode/CHRIS JERICHO!!!)

-DUPREE BOMB~! 1-2-3. Rene pins Roode in a short match.

Winners and Still NWA World Tag Champions via Pinfall:La'Resistance

 

We go backstage and Raven is being laid out by DDP. DIAMOND CUTTER~! on Raven.

 

Kevin Nash vs JOHN CENA!!!

-F-U~! 1-2-3. Cena beats Nash in a squash match.(LOL)

Winner via Pinfall:John Cena

 

Triple H© vs Chris Benoit-World Heavyweight Title

-CRIPPLER CROSSFACE~! Trips taps out!

Winner and New World Heavyweight Champion via Submission:Chris Benoit

 

Dusty Rhodes comes out and restarts the match? Why? 2/3 Falls!

 

Chris Benoit© vs Triple H-World Heavyweight Title

-PEDIGREE~! 1-2-3

Winner and New World Heavyweight Champion via Pinfall:Triple H

 

Triple H© vs Chris Benoit-World Heavyweight Title

-PEDIGREE~! 1-2-NO! PEDIGREE~! 1-2-3

Winner and Still World Heavyweight Champion via Pinfall:Triple H

 

Jeff Jarrett and the KoW comes out and EL KABONG(Guitar Shot)~! to Benoit. JACKNIFE~! to Benoit. RAZOR'S EDGE~! to Benoit

 

Dusty Rhodes come out and announces next week...

 

John Bradshaw Layfield© vs PETEY WILLIAMS?-WWE Title

3 Live Kru© vs America's Most Wanted-NWA Tag Titles

Dudleyz© vs Hardyz-WWE Tag Titles Tables Match

Chris Benoit/WWE Champion(Has to fight twice) vs Outsiders

John Cena/AJ Styles vs Booker T/Monty Brown

Shelton Benjamin© vs Chris Jericho-NWA IC Title

Randy Orton vs Jeff Jarrett

Hectar Garza vs Jerry Lynn

[Guest WordLife]

Impact Results Week 3 of 4-December

 

AJ Styles & John Cena vs Booker T & Monty Brown

-Good match here,mostly from Booker & Cena. But Brown and Styles had a good match to. F-U~! to Brown for the pin.

Winners via Pinfall:AJ Styles & John Cena

 

Hectar Garza vs Jerry Lynn

-Horrible squash match. Even some squashes are entertaining. This was not. 39 DDTs and a CRADLE PILEDRIVER~! wins it for Lynn.

Winner via Pinfall:Jerry Lynn

 

Dudley Boyz© vs Hardy Boyz-NWA/WWE Tag Titles Table Match

(Bubba & D-Von Dudley vs Jeff & Matt Hardy)

-Good match here as there were many near victorys. TWIST OF FATE~! on the table,it doesn't break! SWANTON BOMB through the table on D-Von by Jeff Hardy for the win.NEW NWA-WWE Tag Champions

Winner and New Tag Champions via Table Break:Hardy Boyz

 

Dusty Rhodes comes out and announces that AJ Styles & John Cena vs Outsiders will be a Contract over the ring LADDER MATCH. Here comes KoW EL KABONG~! to Dusty Rhodes by Jarrett. Here comes Chris Benoit & Randy Orton. Nash has a chair and WHAM~! to Benoit. Hall OUTSIDERS EDGE~! to Orton. Here comes AJ Styles & John Cena. F-U~! to Hall. JACKNIFE~! to Styles. STROKE~! to Cena. *I'M BACK,and better than ever* music hits and the card reads New Director of Authority:Eric Bischoff. Eric comes out and says how proud he is of KoW taking out their opponents. It will be Jarrett & Outsiders "KoW" vs EVOLUTION tonight!!!!!

 

Shelton Benjamin© vs Chris Jericho-NWA IC Title

-Another horrible squash. Jericho wins with a Lionsault.

Winner and New NWA IC Champion via Pinfall:Chris Jericho

 

3 Live Kru© vs America's Most Wanted-NWA Tag Titles

-Good back and forth match as Killings & James were partners today,but poor guys. Why? SPEAR~! to Killings for the pin!

Winner and New Tag Champions via Pinfall:America's Most Wanted

 

Bischoff comes out and announces 2 things. 1.Petey Williams will fight 2 times or 3 times if he wins againist Bradshaw at Turning Point and 2.Tonight La'Restiance vs Triple X for the World Tag Titles.

 

La'Resitance© vs XXX

-LOW-KI!!!! Low-Ki & Chris Daniels team up for XXX. ANGEL'S WINGS~! 1-2-NO! Dupree kicks out! KI-KRUSHER 99~! 1-2-3!!!!

Winner and New Tag Champions via Pinfall:XXX

 

Kings of Wrestling vs Evolution

-Squash? Yes,entertaining? Surprisingly yes. It was entertaining seeing Jarrett,Hall,and Nash get there ass handed to them. PEDIGREE~! to Jarrett LOW BLOW~! to Hall. 1-2-NO. BATISTA BOMB~! to Hall. 1-2-3.

Winners via Pinfall:Evolution

 

John Bradshaw Layfield© vs Petey Williams

-BY GOD! CANDIAN DESTROYER~! 1-2-3 OMG! NEW NWA-WWE CHAMPION!

Winner and New NWA-WWE Champion via Pinfall:Petey Williams

 

Eric Bischoff comes out and tells Petey congrats and he will be in 3 unification matches. US Championship vs IC Championship(Team Canada vs Team Canda),X-Division Championship vs Cruiserweight Championship,and 3 way World Title Uniification CAGE MATCH!

[Guest WordLife]

Turning Point Results-Week 4 of 4 December

 

Trish Startus© vs Trinity vs Lita-NWA Women's Championship

-MOONSAULT~! 1-2-Lita makes the save. LITACANRANNA~! 1-2-Trish makes the save. STRATUSFACTION~! 1-2-NO! TWIST OF FATE~! 1-2-NO! STRATUSFACTION 1-2-3!

Winner and Still Women's Champion via Pinfall:Trish Stratus

 

30 Man Invitational Battle Royal-$1 Contendership to Unified X-Title

-The people were coming and going so fast,I couldn't write it down! Final 4 Chris Sabin,Amazing Red,Chavo Guerrero,and "X".

X eliminated by Guerrero

Guerrero eliminated by Red

Sabin eliminated by Red

Winner and New #1 Contender to X-Title:Amazing Red

 

Spike Dudley© vs Petey Williams©-Undisputed X-Championship

-Petey puts on a good showing in this,his first of 3 matches and destorys Spike. How? CANDIAN DESTROYER~! 1-2-3!

Winner and New Undisputed X Champion via Pinfall:Petey Williams

 

America's Most Wanted© vs Hardy Boyz© vs XXX©-NWA Undisputed Tag Championship

-TWSIT OF FATE~! SPEAR~! 1-2-3! Who won? Double pin,as Daniels and Jeff Hardy fought on the outside.

Winners and New Undisputed NWA Tag Champions via Pinfall:Hardy Boyz

 

After the match XXX challenged AMW to a Cage match for Impact! AMW agrees. But in the ring....CON-CHAIRTO~! Edge & Christian just attacked Jeff Hardy. Matt tries to stop them,but CON-CHAIRTO~!.  "Five Second Pose!" "5-4-3-2-1" They nail Jeff Hardy with a steel chair. "Bischoff said we would get a shot at the NWA Tag Titles on Impact! before Styles & Cena or Hall & Nash get there shot so HAHAHA!"

 

Diamond Dallas Page vs Raven-Raven's Rules Grudge Match

RAVEN EFFECT~! 1-2-NO! RAVEN EFFECT~! 1-2-NO! 3rd RAVEN EFFECT~! 1-2-3.

Winner via Pinfall:Raven

 

TOMMY DREAMER!!! DREAMER DDT~! to Raven. DDP is up. "Raven I brought in soemone who hates you even more than I do,ladies and gentlemen,former ECW Tag Champion along with Raven,Tommy Dreamer!" E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!

 

Chris Jericho© vs Petey Williams©-Undisputed NWA United States Championship

-Team Canada vs Team Canada. Scott Da'more just nailed Petey with a HOCKEY STICK~!!! Jericho with a LIONSAULT~! 1-2-3!

Winner and New NWA US Champion via Pinfall:Chris Jericho

 

 

Outsiders vs NEW FRANCHISE!-"#2" Contendership to NWA Tag Championship Ladder Match

-John Cena & AJ Styles come out with the card reading NEW FRANCHISE. Cena pretty much destroyed Hall,Nash pretty much destroyed Styles. F-U~! to Hall. Styles climbs the ladder. F-U~! to Nash. Styles has the contract!

Winners and New #2 Contenders:New Franchise

 

Randy Orton vs Monty Brown vs Booker T-#1 Contendership to NWA World Championship

-Good back and forth 3-way. POUNCE~! to Booker T, RKO~! to Monty Brown. 1-2-3!

Winner and New #1 Contender via Pinfall:Randy Orton

 

Randy Orton grabs the stick! "You know,in WWE I was pushed around after I left Evolution. But not anymore as I am part of a NEW FRANCHISE~! Cena & Styles come out and the 3 celebrate in the ring.

 

Petey Williams© vs Triple H© vs Jeff Jarrett©-Undisputed NWA World Championship

-PEDIGREE~! to Jarrett. PEDIGREE~! to Williams. Triple H climbs and he's out of the cage!!!!

Winner and New NWA World Heavyweight Champion:Triple H

 

"KoW" comes out,then Evolution. The fight escalates with chairs being involved. WHAM~! & WHAM~! to Flair & Batista by Hall & Nash. Triple H PEDIGREE~! to Jarrett. Now Hall & Nash staring down Triple H. Here comes HULK HOGAN~! He comes in a BIG BOOT~! & LEG DROP~! to Triple H. Hogan hugs Hall & Nash! nWo music hits! Here comes Kid Kash and Dallas?! JACKNIFE~! to Dallas. Kid Kash and Hulk Hogan shake hands. Kid Kash with a X signal in the air. Jarrett back up. MONEY MAKER~!,JACKNIFE~!,OUTSIDER'S EDGE~!,LEG DROP~! to Jarrett by nWo! New Franchise comes out and New Franchise & nWo stare each other as the show goes off the air.

[Guest WordLife]

Impact Results-Week 1 or 4-January

 

The New Franchise come out."Well,well,you're looking at 3 #1 Contenders!" "nWo & Evolution will have to deal with some major ass-whuppins in the next few weeks. As Edge & Christian get a Tag Title shot again The Hardyz,it will be me Randy Orton & AJ Styles vs Kid Kash & Hulk Hogan,while John Cena faces Ric Flair" "Hogan you're old,slow,and you never could wrestle,we are going to show you how to see your evil ways" "Or am I talking to Flair?" "Anyway,Tonight New Franchise will face nWo & Evolution in this very ring"

 

Eric Bischoff comes out and announces Triple H vs Jeff Jarrett vs Randy Orton vs Hulk Hogan in a 4-way World Title match in 1 week on Impact!

 

America's Most Wanted vs XXX-Cage Match

-BEST MOONSAULT EVER OFF THE CAGE! OMG! 1-2-3.

Winners:XXX

 

Chris Jericho© vs Diamond Dallas Page(w/Tommy Dreamer)-NWA US Championship

-DIAMOND CUTTER~! 1-2-NO! LIONSAULT~! 1-2-NO. DREAMER DDT~! DIAMOND CUTTER~! 1-2-3!

Winner and New NWA US Champion:Diamond Dallas Page

 

Petey Williams© vs Amazing Red-NWA X-Division Championship

-Great match for a game. INFARED~! 1.......2........3!!!

Winner and New X-Division Champion:Amazing Red

 

Kid Kash comes out and MONEY MAKER~! on Red. He thens announces Final Resolution Kid Kash vs Amazing Red-X-Division Title,if Red can make 2 more weeks of succesful title defenses.

 

John Cena vs Ric Flair

-F-U~! F-U~! F-U~! 3 F-Us in a row! 1...2...3!

Winner:John Cena

 

New Franchise vs nWo

-MONEY MAKER~! on Styles. 1...2...NO! RKO~! on Hogan. STYLES CLASH~! on Hogan. 1...2...3!

Winners:New Franchise

 

Here comes Outsiders and JACKNIFE~! to Styles. RKO~! to Nash. EL'KABONG on Orton!!! Out of nowehre Jarrett is in the ring he has 2 more Guitars,and EL'KABONG on Hall. EL'KABONG on Kash. Hogan is running(walking fast) up the ramp.

 

Hardy Boyz© vs Edge & Christian

-SPEAR~! to Jeff. EDGECUTION~! on Matt. UNPRETTIER~! to Matt 1...2...3.

Winners and New NWA World Tag Team Champions:Edge & Christian

 

Eric Bischoff comes out and announces Edge & Christian vs John Cena & AJ Styles for the NWA Tag Titles next week.

 

Run down of next week show

All titles will be on the line!

Amazing Red© vs "X"

Edge & Christian© vs New Franchise

Triple H© vs Hulk Hogan vs Randy Orton vs Jeff Jarrett

Trish Stratus© vs Nidia

[Guest WordLife]

Impact Results-Week 2 of 4-January

 

Trish Stratus© vs Nidia-NWA Women's Championship

-STRATUSFACTION~! 1...2...3

Winner and Still Women's Championship:Trish Stratus

 

XXX vs Hardy Boyz

-XXX totally squash Hardyz,but this was a spotty squash. PLAY OF THE DAY~! 1...2...3

Winners:XXX

 

CM PUNK! vs Chris Sabin-To Decide who Faces X-Champion next week

-DEATH VALLEY DRIVER~! 1...2...NO! FUTURE SHOCK~! 1...2...3!!! Not a good thing for Punk.

Winner:Chris Sabin

 

Amazing Red© vs "X"-X-Division Championship

-"X" in his return 1 on 1 match. "X" DRIVER~! 1-2-NO. FRANKENSTEIN~! & INFARED~! 1...2...3

Winner and Still X-Division Champion:Amazing Red

 

Edge & Christian© vs New Franchise-NWA Tag Team Championship

-F-U~! & STYLES CLASH~! to Christian. 1...2...NO! EDGECUTION~! 1...2...NO! STYLES CLASH~! 1...2...3!!!

Winners and New NWA Tag Team Champions:New Franchise

 

Diamond Dallas Page© vs D-Ray 3000-NWA United States Championship

-DIAMOND CUTTER~! 1....2....3!

Winner and Still NWA US Champion:DDP

 

Raven comes out and tries to Raven Effect DDP,but Tommy Dreamer comes out and DREAMER DDT~! to Raven. DDP challenges Raven to a Handicap match for the US Championship,where the man who makes the cover will become the NWA US Champion

 

Triple H© vs Jeff Jarrett vs Randy Orton vs Hulk Hogan

-Triple H & Orton pretty much destroyed Jarrett & Hogan,until Triple H nails the PEDIGREE~! 1...2...3 on Jarrett.

Winner and Still NWA World Heavyweight Championship:Triple H

 

After the match,Kid Kash,Hall,& Nash came down to beat down Jarrett and Orton,until Cena & Styles come out and make nWo cower in fear.

 

Eric Bischoff announces New Franchise(Orton/Cena/Styles) vs nWo(Kash/Hall/Nash) in a Elimination match next week.

And at Final Resolution...

Triple H© vs Randy Orton in a NWA World Title Match

New Franchsie© vs Outsiders vs Edge & Christian in a Tag Title TLC Match

Hulk Hogan vs Jeff Jarrett

X-Division Champion© vs Kid Kash

 

Raven comes out and nails Bischoff with a RAVEN EFFECT~! And announces that he accepts DDP's challenge.

[theintensifier 0]

Horrible. The titles change hands practically every single show, they are mulitple turns for no reason, reminds me of WCW 2000 - 01.

[Guest WordLife]

Well,since this is a Game Company,the title changes are to be expected. And the many turns,if you don't like what you're reading,don't read it.

[theintensifier 0]

Nice retort.

[Guest WordLife]

Nice retort.

Nice retort.

I know

[Guest WordLife]

Impact Results-Week 3 of 4-January

 

Tenay,West,Lawler,and Ross talk about the mysterious ladders surrounding the ring.

 

Hulk Hogan vs D-Ray 3000

-OMG! School Boy for the upset victory!

Winner:D-Ray 3000

 

nWo comes out and D-Ray feels THE MONEY MAKER~! & THE JACKNIFE~!. nWo leave.

 

Raven vs SANDMAN!

-Tommy Dreamer came out with Sandman,and cost Raven with a CHAIR SHOT~! right to the head. Sandman hits a Leg Drop for the pin.

Winner:Sandman

 

Bischoff comes out and announces........

Sandman vs Tommy Dreamer vs DDP vs Raven-NWA US Championship at Final Resolution

 

Chris Daniels vs Chris Harris

-Good back and forth match. THE SPEAR~! 1...2...HELL NO! PLAY OF THE DAY by a interfering Skipper. Storm comes in and Elix & Storm fight it out while Daniels is covering. Ref is trying to get Skipper & Storm out and....1-2-3-4-5-6-7 Ref gets them(Skipper & Storm) out,1...2...NO! SUPERKICK by a interfering Storm,he runs out of the ring. CATATONIC~! 1...2...3

Winner:Chris Harris

 

Eric Bischoff comes out and announces Triple H vs Randy Orton will be a Last Man Standing Match

 

NEW CHURCH!! vs CM Punk & JULIO DENIRO!

Slash & Brian Lee take on the Artists formely known as The Gathering. Punk dominated Slash,while Lee dominated Deniro. CHOKESLAM~! 1...2...NO! Slash tags in and Punk hits a DVD~! 1...2...3!

Winners:CM Punk & Julio Deniro

 

Abyss vs "X"

-Battle of the hosses. Actually pretty good for a hoss match. BLACK HOLE SLAM~! 1...2...3.

Winner:Abyss

 

 

Amazing Red© vs Chris Sabin-X-Division Championship LADDER MATCH!

-Good X-Division Ladder Match. Red played the face in peril. FUTURE SHOCK~! Sabin climbs the ladder. Red somehow gets up and stops him from getting the belt. WTF? Red just hit Sabin with the CRADLE SHOCK~! Red climbs the ladder and he's got a hold of the belt,but Sabin stops him! Sabin climbs,but Red pushes the ladder over. Same thing just reversed happens. Hurracanranna! Red climbs on top of the ladder. INFARED~! OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER! Red gets up and goes for a elbow off the ladder but misses. FUTURE SHOCK~! Sabin climbs the ladder he's got a hold of the belt. HE'S GOT IT!

Winner and New X-Division Champion:Chris Sabin

 

The screen turns Black & White

Kid Kash comes out and EL KABONG~! from a special nWo Guitar on Sabin. Bischoff comes out and announces Kash/Red/Sabin for the X-Division Title at Final Resolution! Kash nails the MONEYMAKER~! on Red.

 

Trish Stratus© vs Gail Kim-Women's Championship

-Squash. STRATUSFACTION for the pin.

Winner and Still Women's Champion:Trish Stratus

 

nWo vs New Franchise-Elimination 6-Man.

Order of Elimination...

STYLES CLASH~!Kid Kash by AJ Styles

JACKNIFE~!AJ Styles by Kevin Nash

RKO~!Scott Hall by Randy Orton

RKO~!Kevin Nash by Randy Orton

Winners:New Franchise

 

Hogan comes out with a chair. CHAIR SHOT~! on Orton. Jeff Jarrett comes out and EL KABONG~! on Nash. Jarrett and Hogan brawl it out. Edge & Christian come out and attack John Cena. CON CHAIRTO~! to Cena. Kid Kash has a steel chain. He just nailed Christian with it. AJ Styles gets up and a brawl starts with Hall & Edge & Styles. Amazing Red & Chris Sabin come out and attack Kash. Orton is up but here comes Triple H & Batista. BATISTA BOMB~! PEDIGREE~! to Orton. Triple H raises his Title up in triumph,while Batista counts 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.

[Guest WordLife]

Final Resolution-Week 4 of 4-January

 

Chris Sabin© vs Kid Kash vs Amazing Red-X-Division Championship

-Sabin & Kash double teamed Red the whole way until FUTURE SHOCK~! on Kash! 1...2...NO. Red is up and gets a MONEY MAKER~!. Kash gets a FUTURE SHOCK~! 1...2...NO. Sabin hits the CRADLE SHOCK~! on Red. 1...2...3

Winner and Still X-Champion:Chris Sabin

 

Eric Bischoff comes out and directs us to the titantron for......

NEW JACK VS VIC GRIMES-"Pool Party Match"

-OMG! Grimes is on fire! OMG! So is New Jack. Jack sends Grimes into a Grill! Jack sends Grimes into a table with music eqiupment on it! OMG! Powerbomb into the Pool by Grimes! 1.NO. New Jack hits a "field goal" kick into the pool. 1...2...NO. New Jack hits Grimes with a Golf Club. The ref rings the bell due to "Knockout"!

Winner:New Jack

 

New Church vs ???

-On Xplosion New Church laid open a "Open Challenge Match"

New Church vs UNDERTAKER & KANE(In Mask!?). Squash. Undertaker nails the TOMBSTONE~! 1...2...3

Winners:Undertaker & Kane

 

Jeff Jarrett vs Hulk Hogan-"CASKET MATCH!!!"

-Big surprise as a Casket followed Jarrett to the ring. Hogan came out scared,and a actually good match between these 2 evolved. Superplex! Jarrett sends Hogan into the Casket! He kicks at him,but no dice. Hogan gets out. Jarrett hits THE STROKE~! He sends him into the Casket! Kick,Kick,Kick,Kick,and the door closes!

Winner:Jeff Jarrett

 

Nash,Hall,and Kash come out and get Hogan out of the Casket quickly. Jarrett gets under the ring and EL KABONG~! on Hogan! Nash,Hall,and Kash proceed to beat down Jarrett after that,and Styles & Cena come out,as do Edge & Christian.....

 

New Franchise© vs Outsiders vs Edge & Christian

-Outsiders got the ass hand to them by these guys. SPEAR~! on Hall. Cena covers. 1...2...3.

Winners and Still Tag Champions:New Franchise

 

Trish Stratus© vs Desire-NWA Women's Championship

As predicted a squash,but you might still be surprised. LOW BLOW/SLAP COMBO~! 1...2...3. Desire picks up a upset victory.

Winner and New Women's Champion:Desire

 

Petey Williams & Sonjay Dutt vs Kazarian & Michael Shane

-Winning teams goes on to Royal Rumble Invitational for #1 Contendership to World Title later tonight. Dutt & Williams were quite the team here,as they destroyed Kazarian. Shane never got tagged in. Yeah,that bad. CANDIAN DESTROYER~! 1...2...3.

Winners:Williams & Dutt

 

DDP© vs Raven vs Sandman vs Tommy Dreamer-NWA United States Championship

-WTF happened to the Handicap match? Who knows,I guess only Bischoff. DIAMOND CUTTER~! 1...2...3 on Dreamer.

Winner and Still US Champion:Diamond Dallas Page

 

 

Royal Rumble Invitational-#1 Contendership to World Title

Final 4:Diamond Dallas Page,BROCK LESNAR,Batista,and JERRY LYNN!

Lynn by Lesnar

Batista by Lesnar

DDP by Lesnar

Winner:BROCK LESNAR!!!

 

Triple H© vs Randy Orton-NWA World Heavyweight Championship-Last Man Standing Match

This was a squash. Orton beat the shit outta Hunter,but WTF? RKO~! 1-2-3-4-NO. PEDIGREE~! I think the 1st move HHH hits,and here we go 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9...10?!

Winner and Still World Champion:Triple H

 

Evolution comes out to celebrate with Triple H,but herew comes Lesnar! F-5 to Flair! F-5 to Batista! Triple H runs out of the ring,and HHH & Lesnar stare each off as the show goes off the air.

[natey2k4 0]

nice effort ma man.

[Guest WordLife]

nice effort ma man.

Thanks.

[Guest WordLife]

Impact Results-Week 1 of 4-February

 

Jeff Jarrett comes out. "You know,after beating the Immortal Hulk Hogan,I think I deserve a World Title Shot!" *CH-CH-CHOSEN ONE* music hits....

BROCK LESNAR! He comes in and F-5~! on Jarrett. Here comes Don Callis? "You know,I discovered following Jarrett & Abyss was,shall I say,a bad decision. So I'm here with the "Chosen One" Brock Lesnar. JJ,or should I say JJJ. You'll get a shot.... After Lesnar does. And me & Bischoff have set up Brock Lesnar vs Triple H-NWA World Championshp,TONIGHT!!!!!"

 

Diamond Dallas Page© vs BRITISH BULLDOG!-NWA US Championship

-Good match as DDP nails a DIAMOND CUTTER~! on Bulldog for the pin.

Winner and Still US Champion:DDP

 

VAMPIRO vs New Jack-"Office Max Match"

-Good match. Both almost knocked out,but Vampiro hits somekind of dragon-suplex for the KNOCKOUT~!

Winner:Vampiro

 

New Franchise© vs Petey Williams & Sonjay Dutt-NWA Tag Team Championship

-SQUASH! Poor Petey & Dutt. F-U~! for the pin on Dutt.

Winners and Still Champions:New Franchise

 

Outsiders vs Evolution

-BATISTA BOMB~! on Hall for the pin.

 

Kid Kash vs Amazing Red

-Good match. INFARED~! 1...2...3

Winner:Amazing Red

 

Triple H comes out and says that he will win tonight,if not,he will kiss someone's ass.

 

Desire© vs Miss Jackie-Women's Championship

-Squash. Desire beat the shit outta Miss Jackie. LOW BLOW/SLAP COMBO~! 1...2...3

Winner and Still Women's Champion:Desire

 

Triple H© vs Brock Lesnar-NWA World Heavyweight Championship

-Back and forth squash. Wanna know how much of a back and forth squash? 23:47 match. F-5~! 1...2...3!

Winner and New NWA Champion:Brock Lesnar

 

Jeff Jarrett comes out and EL KABONG~! on Lesnar! OMG! Lesnar didn't even twitch! JJ runs out of the ring,while Lesnar chases him outta the ring. HHH gets up and Bischoff comes out and shows the footage of what HHH said earlier. He then introduces the man whos ass he'll kiss.... Randy Orton! Orton comes out and gets in the ring. He turns his ass to HHH,and HHH puckers up and kisses his ass!

[Guest WordLife]

Impact Results-Week 2 of 4-February

 

Monty Brown vs Jeff Jarrett-#1 Contendership to NWA World Title Match at Only Way Out!

-Well,there goes Jarrett's push. Monty wins with the POUNCE~! 1...2...3.

Winner:Monty Brown

 

Brock Lesnar comes out and destorys Jeff Jarrett with a EL KABONG~! and 3 F-5~!s.

 

SHANE MCMAHON comes out and challenges DDP to a US Title Shot. Here comes Bischoff. "You know,Mcmahon,I hated you're father when I worked for him,but I worked through it. So now a Mcmahon will have to work for me,Eric Bischoff! So you will face Raven for the #1 Contendership next!"

 

Shane Mcmahon vs Raven

-Good back and forth match,but Shane wins with a Elbow from the top rope.

Winner:Shane Mcmahon

 

DDP comes out and DIAMOND CUTTER~! "At Only Way Out you will feel the BANG!"

 

Chris Sabin© vs Amazing Red-X-Division Championship

-Good X-Division Match. FUTURE SHOCK~! for the 1-2-3.

Winner and Still X-Champion:Chris Sabin

 

Undertaker & Kane vs Evolution(Batista/New Member)

-Ladies and gentlemen...Shelton Benjamin new member to Evolution. Batista squashed Kane,while Taker squashed Benjamin. BATISTA BOMB~! 1-2-3.

Winners:Evolution

 

Sandman vs Vampiro-"Junkyard Brawl"

Cradle DDT off the junkyard platform from Vampiro! DRAGON SUPLEX~! KNOCKOUT~!

 

Kid Kash vs Petey Williams

-Squash. CANDIAN DESTROYER~! 1...2...3

Winner:Petey Williams

 

Brock Lesnar vs Outsiders

-Squash. F-5~! 1-2-3.

Winner:Brock Lesnar

 

Triple H vs Randy Orton

-Good match. RKO~! for the pin.

Winner:Randy Orton

 

Triple H gets up and challenges Randy Orton to a Cage Match. The "Only Way Out" is to climb out of the cage. Orton accepts.

[Guest WordLife]

Impact Results-Week 3 of February

 

Chris Sabin© vs Amazing Red-X-Division Match

-Good X-match. CRADLE SHOCK~! for the 1...2...3.

Winner and Still X-Champion:Chris Sabin

 

Vampiro vs Kane

-Good back and forth match. Lots of Chokeslams by Vampiro. NAIL IN THE COFFIN~! 1-2-3.

Winner:Vampiro

 

Jeff Jarrett vs Kid Kash

-Missed top-rope moves left and right from Kash. Jarrett started to beat the shit out of Kash after the 58th missed move! STROKE~! 1...2...3.

Winner:Jeff Jarrett

 

Scott Hall vs John Cena

-Hall controlled the match,and hit a OUTSIDER'S EDGE~! for the pin.

Winner:Scott Hall

 

Kevin Nash comes out and JACKNIFE~! on Cena. They then announce that Outsiders will get a Tag Title Shot at NO(TNA changed to No,I know weird) Way Out. He also says Sabin vs Kash for the X-Title. "No Way Out is spelled nWo!"

 

Diamond Dallas Page & Tommy Dreamer vs Raven & Shane Mcmahon

-Good back and forth tag match. DIAMOND CUTTER~! on Raven for the pin by DDP.

Winners:DDP & Tommy Dreamer

 

Brock Lesnar© vs Monty Brown-NWA World Heavyweight Championship

-Squash. Way to make Monty look good TNA. F-5~! for the pin.

Winner and Still NWA Champion:Brock Lesnar

 

Jeff Jarrett comes out with a Guitar with Steel surrounding the guitar. EL KABONG~! on Lesnar. Lesnar finally goes down. Jarrett announces JJ vs Lesnar for NWA World Title.

 

Tenay,West,Lawler,and Ross run down the "No Way Out" card.

Brock Lesnar© vs Jeff Jarrett-NWA World Title

Diamond Dallas Page© vs Shane Mcmahon-NWA US Title

New Franchise© vs Outsiders-NWA Tag Titles

Chris Sabin© vs Kid Kash-X-Division Title

Desire© vs Molly Holly-NWA Women's Title

1 Night 4-Man Hardcore Title Tournament with...

New Jack vs Sandman

MIKE SANDERS vs "MAD MIKEY" CRASH HOLLY

30 Man Invitational Royal Rumble-#1 Contendership to NWA World Title

[Guest WordLife]

No Way Out-Week 4 of 4-February

 

Bischoff is out and calls our attention to a HELL IN A CELL over the ring. He says that Orton asked for a HIAC match for tonight,and as you see he agreed.

 

Crash Holly vs Mike Sanders-Hardcore Title Tournament

-Good hardcore match. Sanders hits a SUPERKICK~! for the pin.

Winner:Mike Sanders

 

Desire© vs Molly Holly-NWA Women's Championship

-Good match at the beginning,but after Molly hit a MOLLY GO ROUND~!,Desire just died,and Molly controlled the rest of the match. Hair Throw for the pin.

Winner and New NWA Women's Champion:Molly Holly

 

Sandman vs New Jack-Hardcore Title Tournament

-Good match pulled off by these 2. New Jack hits a CHAIR DDT~! for the pin.

Winner:New Jack

 

Chris Sabin© vs Kid Kash-X-Division Championship

-FUTURE SHOCK~! 1...2...NO. Good match happens as they hit a bunch of X-Division Moves,but Sabin retains after a CRADLE SHOCK~! for the pin.

Winner and Still X-Champion:Chris Sabin

 

New Franchise© vs Outsiders-NWA Tag Team Championship

-Finally Outsiders don't get squashed. But still F-U~! & STYLES CLASH~! on Hall for the pin.

Winners and Still NWA Tag Team Champions:New Franchise

 

Randy Orton vs Triple H-Hell In A Cell Grudge Match

-OMG! They escaped the cage and are ontop of the Cell! OMG! HE PUSHED HIM OFF THE CAGE! Orton waits for HHH to get up. And WTF? HHH climbs back up after being pushed off? Orton follows,and Bodyslam on the middle of the Cell. Suplex on the middle of the cell. RKO~! throught the cage! 1-2-3

Winner:Randy Orton

 

New Jack vs Mike Sanders-NWA Hardcore Championship

-The fought moved to the gym backstage. Sanders puts Jack in a hot shower,then nails a SUPERKICK~! for the pin.

Winner and New NWA Hardcore Champion:Mike Sanders

 

Diamond Dallas Page© vs Shane Mcmahon-NWA US Championship

-Good match between these 2. 30 minutes of non-stop action. 2nd Best game match so far in the fantasy company behind Sabin/Red-Ladder.After many close calls DDP nails a DIAMOND CUTTER~! for the pin.

Winner and Still NWA US Champion:DDP

 

Brock Lesnar vs Jeff Jarrett-NWA World Heavyweight Championship

-As predicted a squash. Lesnar nailed 5 F-5~!s for the very short matched pin.

Winner and Still NWA World Champion:Brock Lesnar

 

Inviational Royal Rumble-#1 Contendership to NWA World Title at TNAMania I

Final four were STING,Chris Benoit,Kurt Angle,and Randy Orton

Order of Elimination

Angle by Sting

Orton by Benoit

Benoit by Sting

Winner and #1 Contender:Sting

 

Lesnar comes out but gets a face full of bat by Sting. Sting stares at the laid out body of Lesnar as the show goes off the air.

[Guest WordLife]

I'm finally back. After my computer being down for a awhile NWA-TNA Returns!

 

Impact Results-Week 1 of 4-March

 

Team Canada(Roode/Jericho) vs Hardy Boyz

-Team Canada finally returns to face the Hardyz. Good back and forth match until D'amore comes in and nails a DDT on Jeff,and Jericho locks in a Sharpshooter while Roode hits a RUNNING LARIAT~! for the pin on Matt.

Winners:Team Canada

 

Lesnar comes out along with Callis,and Callis says the TNA fans deserve a Title match!....Next Week. Callis announces that tonight it will be Benoit vs Angle vs Orton for the #1 Contendership next week. Sting out of nowhere comes out of the rafters and while Callis dodges out of the ring,Lesnar and Sting have a fist fight that ends with Sting clotheslining Lesnar out of the ring. Lesnar looks flustered as Sting celebrates in the ring.

Bischoff comes out and tells Sting he will face RVD Next!

 

Sting vs Rob Van Dam

-Sting and RVD have a horrible squash match as RVD beats the shit outta Sting,and FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH~! for the pin. Good way to push your #1 Contender TNA!

Winner:Rob Van Dam

 

New Franchise© vs Edge & Christian-NWA Tag Team Championship

-Styles & Cena get squashed here. Edge and Christian however ruined there chances when Edge nails Styles with a chair for the DQ.

Winners:New Franchise

 

Team Canada(Roode/Jericho) comes out and attacks New Franchise and Y2J announces that next week the "Impact of Champions" it will be Team Canada vs New Franchise-Tag Team Titles

 

Chris Sabin© vs Petey Williams-X-Division Championship

-Good match here until Sabin hits Petey with a Sledgehammer and in NWA when you get DQed you lose your title so Petey Williams is New X-Champ!!!

Winner and New X-Division Champion:Petey Williams

 

Undertaker comes out and says that at Wrestlemania XXI: aka"TNAMania" his winning streak will continue,and that his open challenge is now officially open. Suddenly a 23 Day countdown promo interupts him.  It then says "Da Man is Coming"

 

Randy Orton vs Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit

-Good triple threat match here as these 3 men pull a sure to be classic match. RKO~! on Benoit 1-2-NO. Angle hits a ANGLE SLAM~! on Orton. 1-2-NO. Here comes Lesnar! F-5~! to Orton! Clothesline to Benoit. F-5~! to Angle!

Winner:Triple DQ

 

Bischoff comes out and announces Sting vs Lesnar vs Benoit vs Angle vs Orton vs RVD Elimination Chamber match at TNA Mania. As for next week? Lesnar vs RVD for the NWA Title! And while he's at it.... Williams vs Sabin vs Kash-Ladder Match for X-Title.

[Guest WordLife]

Impact Results-Week 2 of 4-March

 

Kid Kash vs Chris Sabin

-Well,Kash and Sabin have a good match here as the opener,as a "preview" for TNAMania. MONEYMAKER~! 1...2...3.

Winner:Kid Kash

 

New Franchise© vs Team Canada-NWA Tag Team Championship

-"Impact of Champions" starts here,as in a good tag team match Y2J & Roode double-team Styles after a back and forth match. WALLS OF JERICHO~! Cena comes in and hits the ref! F-U~! on Roode! Styles with a STYLES CLASH~! on Roode. Ref is up. 1...2...3. Why The F**k didn't Cena get Dqed?

Winners and Still NWA Tag Champions:New Franchise

 

CON-CHAIRTO from Edge & Christian! E&C announce that at TNAMania it will be New Franchise vs Edge & Christian vs a Mystery Team in a TLC match.

 

Molly Holly© vs Victoria

-Good match for a women's match. NOTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX~! 1-2-3

Winner and Still Women's Champion:Molly Holly

 

nWo(Nash/Hall/Hogan) vs Evolution(HHH/Batista/SHELTON BENJAMIN)

-Well Shelton joins Evolution here. Back and forth match here. PEDIGREE on Hall. 1-2-NO. JACKNIFE~! LEG DROP~! on Shelton. 1-2-3.

Winners:nWo

 

OMG! Randy Savage! He looks like he was still in his prime On the top rope Double Axe-Handle on Nash & Hall. Hogan bails. Savage challenges Hogan to a FIRST BLOOD match at TNAMania. "I accept"

 

Undertaker Wrestlemania Video airs. But in middle of the video(at the WM 17 Recap) a 16 Day promo starts. "Da Man is Coming!"

 

In the lockeroom,Taker is pissed. He goes in to the X-Division Lockeroom and lays out X-Champ Petey Williams. Kane comes and stops Taker from dealing the same to Mysterio. Taker kicks the door and leaves.

 

Petey Williams© vs Rey Mysterio-X-Division Championship-Has Been Cancelled Petey was laid out by Taker so by order of Bischoff,it will be Rey Mysterio vs UNDERTAKER!

 

Undertaker vs Rey Mysterio

-Squash. TOMBSTONE~! for the pin.

Winner:Undertaker

 

DDP© vs Raven-NWA US Championship

-DIAMOND CUTTER~! ends the horrible squash.

Winner and Still US Champion:DDP

 

Brock Lesnar© vs Rob Van Dam-NWA Heavyweight Championship

-Very good match between these 2. FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH~! for the 1-2-NO! OMG 5 F-5~!s in a row! Lesnar is suddenly not selling a damn thing while RVD sells 5 F-5~!s like DEATH! Some power moves,and another F-5~! for the pin.

Winner and Still NWA Champion:Brock Lesnar

 

Here comes Sting,Angle,Benoit,and Orton and all hell is breaking loose! Sting just nailed Angle with a Bat! German suplex to Sting from Benoit,RVD throws a chair to Benoit and Van-Damninator. RKO~! on RVD! F-5~! on Randy Orton. Callis comes down and says "Let the Pain Begin"

[Guest WordLife]

Impact Results-Week 3 of 5-March

"THEY ARE COMING!"......"TONIGHT"

 

Edge vs AJ Styles

-The match was shit. Horrible. EDGE 'O' MATIC. 1-2-3.

Winner:Edge

 

MANKIND! vs Al Snow

-Well 2 men make there debut. This turned into a Hardcore match,and they ended up backstage. Mankind just rubbed Al's head in food backstage. DOUBLE-ARMED-DDT~! for the pin.

Winner:Mankind

 

Bischoff comes out and announces that.... VINCE MCMAHON will be at TNAMania. Here comes Shane! "What the hell,is my father coming for?" Glad you ask because it's gonna be Shane Mcmahon vs Vince Mcmahon vs DDP vs Mystery Man for the US Title" "Oh and by the way..... I hope you and your father get your asses kicked!" Shane leaves. Eric then announces that someone big is gonna debut for the 1st time in a wrestling ring....as a manager.

 

Molly Holly© vs Jacquelyn-Women's Championship

-Squash. MOLLY GO ROUND~! for the pin.

Winner and Still Women's Champion:Molly Holly

 

Undertaker comes down to the ring and demands to know who "Da Man" is. Suddenly "I'll Be There For You" goes over the sound system,then the 9 Day Countdown appears. "Da'Man is Coming". Undertaker looks pissed,and then attacks Don West,and OMG! West is on Fire! Taker then nails J.R. And leaves. (Note:What kind of "Deadman Undertaker" is this? This is Big Red Devil. He leaves to Deadman music tho)Paremedics come down and puts the fire out.

 

We're back and just in time for....

 

Monty Brown vs Kevin Nash

-Damn! 3 POUNCES~! start off the match. Nash sold nothing. Match goes on painfully long and ALPHABOMB for the pin.

Winner:Monty Brown

 

Brock Lesnar/Kurt Angle vs Randy Orton/Sting

-Good tag team work here with Brock & Kurt on Sting. Randy was in all of 2 seconds and tagged right back out and tagged Sting to his demise,with 2 F-5~!s and a ANGLE SLAM~! put the nail in the coffin for the pin.

Winners:Brock Lesnar & Kurt Angle

 

Hulk Hogan vs Jobber

-BIG BOOT~! & LEG DROP~! for the pin.

Winner:Hulk Hogan

 

Here's Savage! He comes out and DOUBLE-AXE-HAMMER on Hogan. Here comes nWo. Kash hits Savage with a Missle-Dropkick. Savage no-sells it. Savage starts clearing ring of Nash,Hall,& Kash.

 

WTF?! BRET HART music hits,and here comes BRET HART.....and OWEN HART.....and BRITISH BULLDOG.....and JIM NEIDHEART.....and FLYIN BRIAN PILLMAN! THE HART FOUNDATION! Bret Hart announces that Bischoff has told them that April's PPV will be named CANADIAN STAMPEDE! He also announces Owen & Bulldog are the mystery team. "OH CANADA" theme hits. Here comes D'amore,Jericho,Roode,and Young. "How about at Candian Stampede we have ourselves a 6-Man match. The loosing team has to break up?" "That's fine Da'more but why don't we make things more interesting and say if we loose,we'll break up AND I will kiss your ass,BUT WHEN I WIN you guys will break up,AND we each get 5 minutes in the ring with you?" Jericho grabs D'amore's mic,and accepts! D'amore goes nuts. Then Bret Hart announces that Bischoff said he could get any match he wanted for signing the contract. He then announces himself vs Jericho at TNAMania. Then Flyin Brian announces that it is now a 4-Way X-Division Title Ladder Match at TNAMania.

[Rendclaw 0]

This has the be *the* most chaotic thing I have ever read.

[Guest WordLife]

This has the be *the* most chaotic thing I have ever read.

I know,I suck. But it is UNPREDICTABLE. Wait until TNAMania when someone big debuts. I know at least I have 2 fans. They left me 6 emails altogether while my computer was crashed.

[Guest WordLife]

Impact Results-Week 4 of 5-March

A limo arrives. We see someone's feet step out.

 

Undertaker vs Abyss

-Good big man match. LAST RIDE~! for the pin.

Winner:Undertaker

 

Monty Brown vs Scott Hall

-POUNCE~!

Winner:Monty Brown

 

British Bulldog vs Edge

-Good back and forth match but..... RUNNING POWERSLAM for the pin.

Winner:British Bulldog

 

Jeff Jarrett vs Jobber

-Haha! Jobber picks up the win with a School Boy Rollup.

Winner:Jobber

 

AJ Styles vs Owen Hart

-Good X-Division Match. I counted 29 near falls. SHARPSHOOTER~! TAP! TAP! TAP!

Winner:Owen Hart

 

Jeff Jarrett is pissed,and goes and attacks the Jobber in the lockeroom,until ROCK! appears,and challenges JJ to a match at TNAMania. Jarrett accepts then kicks Jobber,and Rock runs him off.

 

Monty Brown vs Outsiders is Announced for TNAMania.

 

Kevin Nash vs RANDY SAVAGE

-Randy dominates this match even no-selling a Jacknife. PILEDRIVER~! ELBOW~! 1-2-3.

Winner:Randy Savage

Kid Kash,Scott Hall,and Hulk Hogan come out and numbers finally shows fatal,as Savage is beat down by nWo,but then MONTY BROWN comes out and POUNCE~! on Kash. Nash,Hogan,Hall run out of the ring.

 

Flyin' Brian Pillman vs  Chris Sabin

-Better than Styles-Hart,the match has mant near falls,until Flyin feels a FUTURE SHOCK~! for the pin.

Winner:Chris Sabin

Petey Williams comes out and a 3-Way battle starts. But here comes a hurt Kid Kash. Mayhem ensues,until refs come out and break it up.

 

 

Brock Lesnar,Kurt Angle,Rob Van Dam vs Randy Orton,Sting,Chris Benoit

-Featuring all the men who are going to be in the Elimination Chamber in a Elimination 6-Man Tag. Order of Elimination.....

Sting by Brock Lesnar

RVD by Randy Orton

Chris Benoit by Brock Lesnar

Brock Lesnar eliminates Randy Orton to win the match.

Survivors:Brock Lesnar & Kurt Angle

Winners:Brock Lesnar & Rob Van Dam & Kurt Angle

 

All hell breaks loose. ANGLE SLAM~! on Benoit. SCORPION DEATH DROP~! on Angle. RVD goes for a kick,Sting grabs his foot,then his version of the Enizguri(Spelled wrong) on him. F-5~! on RVD. Orton vs Lesnar staredown. Randy goes for a RKO,but no! F-5~! on Orton.

[Guest WordLife]

TNAMania XXI-Week 5 of 5-March

 

New Franchise© vs Edge/Christian vs Owen Hart/British Bulldog-NWA Tag Team Championship

-Hardcore rules. F-U~! RUNNING POWERSLAM~! EDGEUCUTION~! STYLES CLASH~! 1-2-NO! SPEAR~! 1-2-3!

Winners and New NWA Tag Team Champions:Edge & Christian

 

CON-CHAIRTO~! on Styles. RUNNING POWERSLAM~! on Cena. Bulldog & Owen shake hands with Edge & Christian.

 

Monty Brown vs Outsiders

-Good back and forth match here,as they sold everything quite nicely. POUNCE~! 1-2-NO. Monty with a clothesline on Hall. Nash goes for a JACKNIFE!....But Monty counters and POUNCE~! 1-2-3.

Winner:Monty Brown

 

Jeff Jarrett vs The Rock (w/Jobber)

-The Rock comes out w/the Jobber,who JJ attacked on Impact. The Jobber does nothing but get a STROKE for his troubles. Rock and JJ have a balanced match until STROKE~! on Rock. 1-2-NO. Then Rock gets up pissed and start going apeshit on JJ. ROCK BOTTOM~! PEOPLE'S ELBOW~! PEOPLE'S ELBOW~! 1-2-3!

 

Announced on nwatna.com

 

Triple H vs Mankind

-Well Mankind returned with nothing to do on TNAMania and HHH was free so here you get a squash. 6 PEDIGREES end the horrible match.

Winner:Triple H

 

Petey Williams© vs Flyin'Brian Pillman vs Chris Sabin vs Kid Kash-X-Division Ladder

-Great match here as they pull out all stops. FUTURE SHOCK~! CANADIAN DESTROYER~! MONEY MAKER~! FUTURE SHOCK~! Kash climbs and grabs the title! NEW X-CHAMP!

Winner and New X-Division Champion:Kid Kash

 

Chris Jericho vs Bret Hart-Grudge Match

-Wow what a match. Short but sweet. PILEDRIVER~! SHARPSHOOTER~!  TOP ROPE ELBOW~! 1-2-3.

Winner:Bret Hart

 

DDP© vs Vince Mcmahon vs Shane Mcmahon vs Kane(what a surprise )-NWA US Championship

-What a horrible match. No "Holy Shit" spots. Shane is in it. That's what you expect. CHOKESLAM~! 1-2-3.

Winner and New US Champion:Kane

 

JENNIFER F'N ANISTON?! She comes out and quite horribly tries to cut a promo  about that her husband loves wrestling and wanted her to come here. And "Da Man" is.......

 

Undertaker vs GOLDBERG(w/Jennifer Aniston)

-Undertaker is dressed in his Deadman clothes and comes down with a smile on his face. The match starts and a back and forth match begins until Aniston throws a chair and the ring then distracts the ref,and Goldberg nails Taker over and over with a chair and JACKHAMMER~! SPEAR~! 1-2-3

Winner:Goldberg

 

Aniston comes in and her and Bill hug and Bill trys a kiss,but Aniston ignores him. Goldberg goes and SPEAR~! on Aniston. Brad Pitt comes down and helps his wife while Goldberg walks off.Pitt grabs a mic and claims he will bring in someone to get revenge. What a goofy segment.

 

Lesnar© vs Sting vs Orton vs Benoit vs Angle vs RVD-NWA Championship- Elimination Chamber

-Order of elimination.....

RVD by Lesnar

Sting by Lesnar

Angle by Lesnar

Benoit by Orton

Orton vs Lesnar. Orton sends Brock into glass! Neckbreaker on the solid steel. RKO~! 1-2-NO! F-5~! 1-2-3. Can't believe Lesnar keeps no-selling the RKO!

Winner and Still NWA Champion:Brock Lesnar

 

The elimination chamber is taken down while a Savage-Hogan history video is shown.

 

Randy Savage vs Hulk Hogan-First Blood Grudge Match

-Squash. CHAIR SHOT~! PILEDRIVER~! by Savage and bam Hogan is bleeding.

Winner:Randy Savage

[Guest WordLife]

Impact Results-Week 1 of 4-April

A limo arrives. Vince walks out.

 

Randy Savage comes out.......with the nWo(Minus Hogan). Savage says that starting tonight the nWo will destroy NWA-TNA. Outsiders will face Edge & Christian,Kash will defend his title vs Sabin,and himself(Savage) will face Brock Lesnar for the world title tonight. 3 Title Matches with the nWo.

 

Goldberg vs Brad Pitt's Mystery Men

-Pitt's men ended up being Jamal & Rosey. But even with 2 big men,Goldberg cleaned house and SPEAR~! for the pin on Jamal.

Winner:Goldberg

 

Pitt comes out and announces that next week it will be Goldberg vs Jamal,Rosey,and Hurricane(Wow )

 

Edge & Christian© vs Outsiders-NWA Tag Team Championship

-Squash. UNPRETTIER~! for the pin.

Winner and Still Tag Team Champions:Edge & Christian

 

Bischoff announces that Vince will be facing Kane!

 

Randy Orton vs Shelton Benjamin

-Maybe a start of a New Franchise vs Evolution feud here? Good match that had many near-falls,until RKO~! RKO~! 1-2-3

Winner:Randy Orton

 

Kane© vs Vince Mcmahon-Non-Title Match

-Squash. CHOKESLAM~! 1-2-3

Winner:Kane

 

Undertaker comes out and attacks Vince,then turns around and attacks his brother. CHOKESLAM! Taker then motions for something and here comes druids with a casket. He then puts Vince,then Kane in the casket,and he can't get it shut so he kicks the casket and leaves embarassed.

 

More to come.