Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2004 I'm still chuckling at the thought of Kahran and his pet duck It got into enough fights itself, although never with me. One time I let it stay with somebody else who wanted to look after it, and she beat up their cat so badly that the cat had to stay at the vet for a couple days to get patched up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 17, 2004 I've been bitten, pecked, or stung by the following list of creatures: Horsefly Mosquito Spider Centipede Bumblebee Honey Bee Paper Wasp Yogi bear hornets Fire ants Praying Mantis Dog-Rottweiler, German Shepherd, Collie, Toy Poodle, several hillbilly hounds. Cat Rat Mouse Hamster Gerbil Rooster Hen Turkey Goose I think that's it but more might come to me. Clearly you must engage in battle with this: I know when I'm outmatched. Man is no challenge for Japanese Giant Hornets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted November 17, 2004 I've never been chases that I can remember, but when my girlfriend's mom was growing up she said there was a goose or something like that that lived near their house and would walk on the property all the time but never caused any trouble. Until one day the Avon lady showed up the goose came leaping out of the bushes and chased her off the property. The Avon lady never came back, so they all loved their goose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2004 Downhome, how did you get your hands on them?? There is a huge Emu farm near here, on the SC/Ga border. I think that's where we originally picked them up from. I sorta miss em though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2004 At OU I get attacked by Squirells as well. I think OU has the world's largest concentration of squirells. It's a breeding ground! They're everywhere and it is almost like they're domesticated. People feed them and they will follow you and walk up to you for a handout. But if you don't have anything they get PISSED. I've had them follow me on my way to class chattering away at me. They'll sit in trees above the sidewalks and yell obscenities in squirell language at you. It's a nightmare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted November 17, 2004 At OU I get attacked by Squirells as well. I think OU has the world's largest concentration of squirells. It's a breeding ground! They're everywhere and it is almost like they're domesticated. People feed them and they will follow you and walk up to you for a handout. But if you don't have anything they get PISSED. I've had them follow me on my way to class chattering away at me. They'll sit in trees above the sidewalks and yell obscenities in squirell language at you. It's a nightmare. I think every college campus has a zillion squirrels. Everyone I've seen they're everywhere. Not that I don't like squirrels, but wow you'd think a college campus was their natural habitat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2004 Well there's way less chance of getting run over by cars on college campuses. Plus hippies that want to feed the animals litter every college. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 It's an emo emu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shutterspeed Report post Posted November 18, 2004 When the high wears off, so will the emu phase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 Do you think you get that high when you're running from an Emu like you do from a dangerous animal. You know the one where your brain overtakes your body and says "Run fucker! I don't care if you're tired!" and then you have like amazing stamina? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shutterspeed Report post Posted November 19, 2004 I doubt it. As a human being, you're just not used to a bird being larger than you. You're still shit-scared, but you're not exactly running out of fear of being torn to shreds. More the size factor and as a result, an amplification of the fear of having your finger bitten by a caged bird. They tend to stop after a few seconds too, so you don't get as long to get your adrenaline up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2004 I got chased by ducks once while walking to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 Where's Dames? I'm sure he's been chased by something funny.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hogan Made Wrestling 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 I've never been chased by anything worse than viscious dogs, but I have stared down a black bear from about 50 feet. I stood my ground and it left, but didn't come after me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bad Post Pointout Report post Posted November 21, 2004 Undoubtedly one of the funniest things are people being chased by animals. Especially if the animal isn't that menacing but you run anyways. So who here has an amusing animal chase story? One time when I was working at Little Caesars I went to deliver a pizza to some people. They lived just on the outskirts of the city and had a lot of land. I walk up and what is standing in front of the door? A fucking big ass rooster! I didn't even see a god damn chicken coop anywhere. I was like "Umm.....hello? What the fuck?" It started walking towards me and I was like "Shit....." and the motherfuckers started running at me. I wasn't going to get sliced by his god damn talons so I took off back to my car. All I could do was sit in my car and honk until they came out of their house and called off the chicken of war. I was just like "Fucking god damn hicks with your god damn pet rooster!" I mean who keeps a pet rooster!? I was also chased by a turkey one time. My grandma owns a lot of land way outside the city and my great aunt lives out their to and she has a lot of wild birds as pets. She has ducks, guineas, and a freaking turkey. Those things are so god damn stupid. It chased my car and pecked at my tires. So anyone been chased by any animals? Anything funny? COMMENT: Poster DAMARAMU posts primarily in Sports. COMMENT: Poster DAMARAMU posts primarily in Sports to be safe from BAD POST POINTOUT. COMMENT: Poster DAMARAMU ventures into General Chat. COMMENT: Poster DAMARAMU is fingered by BAD POST POINTOUT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bad Post Pointout Report post Posted November 21, 2004 At OU I get attacked by Squirells as well. I think OU has the world's largest concentration of squirells. It's a breeding ground! They're everywhere and it is almost like they're domesticated. People feed them and they will follow you and walk up to you for a handout. But if you don't have anything they get PISSED. I've had them follow me on my way to class chattering away at me. They'll sit in trees above the sidewalks and yell obscenities in squirell language at you. It's a nightmare. COMMENT: Poster DAMARAMU presents another anecdote. COMMENT: Poster DAMARAMU presents anecdote in manner where one is likely to conclude poster is idiot or amateur idiot comedian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 Where's Dames? I'm sure he's been chased by something funny.... I bet Dames outran a muskrat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 ...and he also used to ride to school on the back of Riki Tiki Tavi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2004 Did bad post pointout just say he fingered me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kardo 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2004 I was at Melbourne Zoo and a King Pelican kept following me, now that was scary. Those things are monsters with their scary eyes. The fact I was 9 just made it that much worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
