The Thread Where I Predict Your Future

[Guest Fire and Knives]

This customer service is poor.

Like your family. Haw haw haw.

That was mean.

 

K.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Ok. Now I saw where I typed in the wrong name. Being a psychic takes a lot out of me sometimes.

 

Spaceman Spiff's going to have one of those normal lives, ending up most of his career days as the supervisor in a recycling plant. There'll be a wife I'll call Dana, who he will meet at age 25 and marry at 29. They'll have their 50th anniversary with Spiff more or less propped up in his chair, as he will spend his final breath in bed three weeks later.

 

You will live in a yellow house with four kids and a collie named Buddy (youngest boy got to name it.)

 

That's Alfdogg. Nanks still gets bit by the snake. Spiff gets anthrax from me.

 

Either that or I'll jump off a bridge and the three of you will follow me down to be cool.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Anyways, I once had two consecutive psychics tell me I would die at 26. Does Agent agree?

No, although that is when you're going to be paralyzed from the waist down in a boating accident. You'll be a drunk dude in a wheelchair living on disability until your liver gives out at 51.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

This customer service is poor.

Like your family. Haw haw haw.

That was mean.

 

K.

Don't worry man, you're going to die in a plane crash when you're 39 anyway.

Nothing out of the ordinary other than that. Your aura is faint.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

I must be immortal.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

He's confusing your aura with mine. I'm the immortal one. I saw Highlander. I know how it works.

 

K.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

What will be my future?

[Guest T®ITEC]

You will be impaled in an unusual manner.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Open fire. What's the future hold for my not-sorry-it's-sorry ass.

[Henry Spencer 0]

I don't think I've ever spoken with Agent enough to get one of these.

 

Worth a try, at least.

[spiny norman 0]

If any of you get done before me, I shall be mildly irked.

[Guest Vitamin X]

And I as well.

[Guest BDC]

If any of you get done before me, I shall be mildly irked.

Hell, I posted way back on page 1.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Agent likes me and did mine before this thread even existed, motherfuckers.

[Art Sandusky 0]

That means I'm the winner.

[Art Sandusky 0]

That's Winner, with a capital W.

[MrRant 0]

That means you're the first to die.

[Art Sandusky 0]

[Art Sandusky 0]

Rant fucked up my posting.

[MrRant 0]

[Art Sandusky 0]

It's too big to be funny.

[Art Sandusky 0]

You changed the picture.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I don't see how that was a pwning. I think you're making it up!

[MrRant 0]

The fucking picture was too goddamn big that is why I changed it.

[Art Sandusky 0]

PWNED~!

[MrRant 0]

 

 

PWNED~!

[Art Sandusky 0]

I can't handle that picture right now.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Do you all want my attention that much?

[Guest Shutterspeed]

Still no prediction. What a suspiciously cunty thread.