The OAO Velocity Thread (Pages 1 2 3 ..36)

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Can't miss programming.

[Guest MikeSC]

Wow, 36 pages already? I'm stunned!

-=Mike

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I strongly believe Hardcore Holly could one day be WWE Champion! He's tough and determined!

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Holy shit! I thought this thread actually got to 36 pages.

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I hate how Spike Dudley bosses his brothers around. He's so mean!

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Holy shit! I thought that school boy was the finish!

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Torrie Wilson has such a sexy voice.

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Ha!

 

I had my Closed Captioning on during Velocity before. When Hardcore Holly walked onto the screen, the captioning said "Waffles!"

 

HA HA!!

 

WAFFLES!!

 

Whenever Holly comes on screen now, we can call him WAFFLES!!

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Hardcore Holly is now the #1 Contender. I can't wait for him to fight Funaki at WM XXI in the main event.

 

This AtmosFear game looks quite shitty.

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Ha!

 

I had my Closed Captioning on during Velocity before. When Hardcore Holly walked onto the screen, the captioning said "Waffles!"

 

HA HA!!

 

WAFFLES!!

 

Whenever Holly comes on screen now, we can call him WAFFLES!!

The Alabama Slam is now known as the Leggo my Eggo.

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Ha!

 

I had my Closed Captioning on during Velocity before. When Hardcore Holly walked onto the screen, the captioning said waffles!

 

HA HA!!

 

WAFFLES!!

 

Whenever Holly comes on screen now, we can call him WAFFLES!!

My closed captioning called Funaki a girk, but it was just a slip of the tongue.

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I cant get enough of this tough enough stuff..

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G**k? Why were there 2-stars in the captions?

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G**k? Why were there 2-stars in the captions?

Freudian slip.

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I'm Tough Enough by sitting through this pile of garbage.

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Daniel Puder looked quite sensible in his Flag Challenge against The Bashams.

 

Hmmm.....

 

Sensible Daniel Puder?

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If I had my way, I'd just give Puder the contract and send all the others off to die somewhere...except Justice, mainly because he looks good.

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An RVD commercial...for Metroid Prime 2? How lame.

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The Bush impression is god awful. Seriously, there has to be ONE good GWB impersonator out there.

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Wow...he still has a job? Weird.

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I cant wait to see Akio's movie..

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Damn, I thought he was about to do that awesome Matt Sydal flip

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"But...they're evil scarecrows."

 

 

 

...BARRY HOROWITZ!!!

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They should promote the "Shannon Moore is just being himself" angle and have him start yelling "I LISTEN TO THE SEX PISTOLS! I'M PUNK! I HATE MY PARENTS! I'M PUNK ROCK! I SAY TO HECK WITH YOUR AUTHORITY! "

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Damn, I thought he was about to do that awesome Matt Sydal flip

Me too.

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KEYLOCK~! AKILOCK!

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THAI CLINCH! KNEES! MMAKIO! WANDERLAIKIKO SILVA!

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Ok, Shannon for Cruiserweight Champ! Well...Shannon to be on SD! That's better..

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The Moore-gasm??

 

 

 

WHO WRITES THIS CRAP!!

 

 

 

EDIT: Watching Rudo mark out makes my night.

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Not with that gimmick.

 

Why the fuck are they calling Cena "The Franchise"?