MarvinisaLunatic Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 "But...they're evil scarecrows." ...BARRY HOROWITZ!!! I think they're stretching it a bit with, as JR would put it.."shades of Barry Horowitz with the Octopus hold.."
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 What? "Shannon just wrapped his hands around Akios head and gave him a mooregasm!"
The Amazing Rando Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 Not with that gimmick. Why the fuck are they calling Cena "The Franchise"? ...cause he owns a Burger King?
MarvinisaLunatic Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 Not with that gimmick. Why the fuck are they calling Cena "The Franchise"? Cena vs Shane Douglas.. err...
The Amazing Rando Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 "But...they're evil scarecrows." ...BARRY HOROWITZ!!! I think they're stretching it a bit with, as JR would put it.."shades of Barry Horowitz with the Octopus hold.." Bill DeMott actually said "That's his finisher!" as if he ever defeated someone in the Big 2 with more than a roll-up or flash pin.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 "But...they're evil scarecrows." ...BARRY HOROWITZ!!! I think they're stretching it a bit with, as JR would put it.."shades of Barry Horowitz with the Octopus hold.." Bill DeMott actually said "That's his finisher!" as if he ever defeated someone in the Big 2 with more than a roll-up or flash pin. You missed something though..he said "That's his finisher..in JAPAN!"
The Amazing Rando Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 The Shane Terminator on WM Recall ... that still makes me mark out a bit.
The Amazing Rando Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 "But...they're evil scarecrows." ...BARRY HOROWITZ!!! I think they're stretching it a bit with, as JR would put it.."shades of Barry Horowitz with the Octopus hold.." Bill DeMott actually said "That's his finisher!" as if he ever defeated someone in the Big 2 with more than a roll-up or flash pin. You missed something though..he said "That's his finisher..in JAPAN!" fine fine... also, DeMott is looking like Mikey from American Chopper more and more by the week.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 "But...they're evil scarecrows." ...BARRY HOROWITZ!!! I think they're stretching it a bit with, as JR would put it.."shades of Barry Horowitz with the Octopus hold.." Bill DeMott actually said "That's his finisher!" as if he ever defeated someone in the Big 2 with more than a roll-up or flash pin. You missed something though..he said "That's his finisher..in JAPAN!" fine fine... also, DeMott is looking like Mikey from American Chopper more and more by the week. I think hes channeling Mark Madden..
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 This is a great Tony Danza.
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 Luther looks like Sarge from Survivor. This tag match, thus far, has been very depressing.
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 That seriously isn't their finisher. Eugh. This homoerotic skit on SNL right now is better than that finisher.
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 I like the idea of the Jindrak/Reigns team, but jesus christ do they make for bad matches. Do these two chicks always laugh at eachothers jokes?
Guest Fook_Theta Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 Rudo marking out couldn't get this thread to give a damn over than akio-moore match? Damn guys. Ok my ancedotal bullshit of the month as follows.. Akio-Moore match entertained me more than the last three weeks of TNA Impact! as well as even the X-Division match on the BDSHPSDBSD special. I love me some Petey Williams, AJ Styles, and I hail Sabin, but that was one solid match. I'm a bit biased though, since the rumors are Moore probably took a pay check cut, and Akio is playing a Bruce Lee gimmick with his boxing rhythm two-step. Come on Akio, break out nunchukus and take on fifty chinese Suzuki henchmen. fake edit: Yes I know Bruce was chinese and the dojo guys in chinese connection were japanese.
RavishingRickRudo Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 Since Velocity is taped, they should dub Akios matches and throw in really cheesy sounds and work the cameras differently with lots of zooms and closeups to the guys face. Akio does a chop: "WHAAAAAAAA" *PCH* Akio does a flurry: "eeeeooooooowaaaaaaCHAAAAA!" *PBCH CH THWACK!* *Opponent stumbles back and clutches chest* *Zoom in and close up of opponents face as he gets ready for another attack* *Zoom out from Akios face and showing him do a TIGER STANCE* *"GONG"* *Both men rush each other* "What the **** is this?" - Bill Demott "It looks like this wrestling match has turned into at Game of Death, Bill" - JM "Sonnofa *GONG*" *AKIO does a flying kick and KO's opponent* *Ref counts three* *hand hits mat* *hand its mat again* "ONE" - Ref *hand hits mat for third time* "TWO" "THREE" *GONG* *GONG* *GONG* *Long shot, zoom, of AKIO with him posing to the camera and "WINNER" underneath*
Guest Bad Post Pointout Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 Since Velocity is taped, they should dub Akios matches and throw in really cheesy sounds and work the cameras differently with lots of zooms and closeups to the guys face. Akio does a chop: "WHAAAAAAAA" *PCH* Akio does a flurry: "eeeeooooooowaaaaaaCHAAAAA!" *PBCH CH THWACK!* *Opponent stumbles back and clutches chest* *Zoom in and close up of opponents face as he gets ready for another attack* *Zoom out from Akios face and showing him do a TIGER STANCE* *"GONG"* *Both men rush each other* "What the **** is this?" - Bill Demott "It looks like this wrestling match has turned into at Game of Death, Bill" - JM "Sonnofa *GONG*" *AKIO does a flying kick and KO's opponent* *Ref counts three* *hand hits mat* *hand its mat again* "ONE" - Ref *hand hits mat for third time* "TWO" "THREE" *GONG* *GONG* *GONG* *Long shot, zoom, of AKIO with him posing to the camera and "WINNER" underneath* COMMENT: Poster RAVISHINGRICKRUDO goes to great lengths to display trite sense of humor.
TheFranchise Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 Since Velocity is taped, they should dub Akios matches and throw in really cheesy sounds and work the cameras differently with lots of zooms and closeups to the guys face. Akio does a chop: "WHAAAAAAAA" *PCH* Akio does a flurry: "eeeeooooooowaaaaaaCHAAAAA!" *PBCH CH THWACK!* *Opponent stumbles back and clutches chest* *Zoom in and close up of opponents face as he gets ready for another attack* *Zoom out from Akios face and showing him do a TIGER STANCE* *"GONG"* *Both men rush each other* "What the **** is this?" - Bill Demott "It looks like this wrestling match has turned into at Game of Death, Bill" - JM "Sonnofa *GONG*" *AKIO does a flying kick and KO's opponent* *Ref counts three* *hand hits mat* *hand its mat again* "ONE" - Ref *hand hits mat for third time* "TWO" "THREE" *GONG* *GONG* *GONG* *Long shot, zoom, of AKIO with him posing to the camera and "WINNER" underneath* COMMENT: Poster RAVISHINGRICKRUDO goes to great lengths to display trite sense of humor. I'm really starting to like this guy.
Guest Real F'n Show Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 Well, *I* thought Rudo's post was funny, even if it did take me 3 minutes to read it.
Guest Pariah Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 Hahaha, the visual of Rudo's post in my head was hilarious. I'd love to see something like that happen even if it was only once.
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