Kurt Angle in Edge's book

[hbkhhhmark4life 0]

Hello Smart Marks. Can anyone please tell me what Kurt Angle was referring to when Kurt Angle was talking to Edge at Survivor Series and referred to himself almost bleeding to death naked in a hotel room. Does anyone know the story behind this??? Thanks!!!

[CanadianChick 0]

From his one of his columns while he was injured:

 

Since Kurt is making his big return this week, I thought it would be a good time to chronicle one of my favorite Kurt Angle stories. Hope he doesn't mind, but if he does, I have nice months before he can get his mitts on me. It was back in the days of Team ECK (Edge/Christian/Kurt, for the uninformed). The three of us were riding together. We were staying in Nashville with a show in Memphis the next night. So after the Nashville show, we grabbed a bite to eat and went to the hotel. My room was next to Kurt's, and Christian was down the hall. I hunkered down and got a good night's sleep until about 8 a.m., when my cell phone rang. It was Kurt sounding really panicked and saying "Edge I need the keys"(yes, even in times of distress Kurt still calls me Edge, not Adam). I threw on some clothes and knocked on his door. When he opened the door he was BUTT naked. Now suffice it to say, this had me perplexed. What do you say to a naked Olympic gold medal wrestler with panic in his eyes? If you have an answer, let me know.

 

Finally, I noticed that there was blood all over the room and a nasty gash in Kurt's arm. I managed to ask what happened, and Kurt proceeded to tell me his phone rang and he jumped up out of a dead sleep to get it. His legs were still asleep and he fell face first into the dresser! He managed to get an arm up and punctured it on the handle. From there, he crawled to answer his phone, leaving a trail of blood all over the room. After all of that, he still didn't get there in time. Talk about insult to injury! Now I have to be honest, it sounds cruel, but I was trying not to laugh. I realized he was going to be fine, and I could not get the mental picture of naked Kurt stumbling around his room trying to get his legs working and taking a faceplant into a dresser! I mean that is kind of comical. I reminded Kurt to put on some clothes and helped him clean up the blood. I offered to take him to the hospital, but Kurt being Kurt said no. He got some stitches and wrestled the Godfather that night in Memphis. Of course, the arm opened up every night for about two weeks. For some reason this story always jumps into my mind when I think of Kurt.

Sure I think of some of the classics we've had against each other, some of the fun pre-tapes and poses Team ECK did, but I still can't get the vision of that bottom lip hanging, naked, fumbling, stumbling Kurt out of my head. Here's hoping everything works out, good buddy.

[Guest BrokenWings]

That is pretty funny. Thanks for posting, I must have missed that column.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

That's disappointing. I was expecting a dead hooker when he mentioned blood all over the room.

[Guest Fook_Theta]

She was a no body. This girl had no family. Just a whore trying to get her fix.

 

If you do everything I say, we can all get past this without a hitch.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

 

As long as we're on a talk of dead whores, a Family Guy reference if I may:

 

" You might have killed her when you hit her with the chair. Maybe when you stuffed the bills down her throat. I don't know. I'm not a doctor. I'll tell you what didn't kill her. Smoking."