I Hope Somebody You Know Dies

[Guest Shoes Head]

10:09 AM EST and you all can still suck my ass. Here's to hoping a suicide bomber shows up in your fucking turkeys.

 

FUCKOFF

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Such anger.

[justsoyouknow 0]

How would the suicide bomber get inside my turkey?

[Only The Strong Survive 0]

Not quite, but almost.

 

My dad was taken to the hospital about two hours ago.

 

Happy Thanksgiving.

[Guest SP-1]

How would the suicide bomber get inside my turkey?

He's a very small man.

 

Or a Jihad-Bot.

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10:09 AM EST and you all can still suck my ass. Here's to hoping a suicide bomber shows up in your fucking turkeys.

And rips the flesh off tit.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Earlier this evening, while under the influence of alcohol, I accidentally dropped my glasses into the St. Johns River. Well, fuck. Wearing contacts every day will be a pain.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Earlier this evening, while under the influence of alcohol, I accidentally dropped my glasses into the St. Johns River. Well, fuck. Wearing contacts every day will be a pain.

I think having to purchase new frames will leave you in even more pain!

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Seriously. Those pair were like $200, but my mom bought them for me for my birthday last year, so I maybe I can get her to do the same in one month's time.

 

When I'll turn 26. Holy shit.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Not that I gave much thought to it back then, but, a decade ago, I figured I'd be making dollars hand over fist by this time in my life.

 

Boy, was I stupid.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Hey, Agent, I know you're gonna wanna make a zillion old man jokes when you read the above, but remember: I have a full head of hair.

[Nighthawk 0]

Incandenza and Agent are gay for each other.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

[Guest Vitamin X]

Wearing contacts every day will be a pain.

What's so bad about contacts?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Contacts aren't bad themselves, but I imagine it'll be a hassle to have to put them on as soon as I get out of bed every morning, as opposed to just throwing on a pair of specs.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

I don't imagine that there'd be much of a difference. Besides, you could forget about them for the rest of the day.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

If I wear contacts for too long, my eyes will start to go dry.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

I can't say that I've ever worn them. Nor can I say that I like the idea of something pressing against my eyeballs almost 24/7.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

You only start to notice them after they've been on your eyes for 18+ hours straight.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

Looking at your avatar, making tints hip is definitely doable.

 

I vouch for guinea pig Barron.