Guest Shoes Head Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 10:09 AM EST and you all can still suck my ass. Here's to hoping a suicide bomber shows up in your fucking turkeys. FUCKOFF
justsoyouknow Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 How would the suicide bomber get inside my turkey?
Only The Strong Survive Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 Not quite, but almost. My dad was taken to the hospital about two hours ago. Happy Thanksgiving.
Guest SP-1 Posted November 25, 2004 Report Posted November 25, 2004 How would the suicide bomber get inside my turkey? He's a very small man. Or a Jihad-Bot.
... Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 10:09 AM EST and you all can still suck my ass. Here's to hoping a suicide bomber shows up in your fucking turkeys. And rips the flesh off tit.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 Earlier this evening, while under the influence of alcohol, I accidentally dropped my glasses into the St. Johns River. Well, fuck. Wearing contacts every day will be a pain.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 Earlier this evening, while under the influence of alcohol, I accidentally dropped my glasses into the St. Johns River. Well, fuck. Wearing contacts every day will be a pain. I think having to purchase new frames will leave you in even more pain!
Giuseppe Zangara Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 Seriously. Those pair were like $200, but my mom bought them for me for my birthday last year, so I maybe I can get her to do the same in one month's time. When I'll turn 26. Holy shit.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 Not that I gave much thought to it back then, but, a decade ago, I figured I'd be making dollars hand over fist by this time in my life. Boy, was I stupid.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 Hey, Agent, I know you're gonna wanna make a zillion old man jokes when you read the above, but remember: I have a full head of hair.
Nighthawk Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 Incandenza and Agent are gay for each other.
Guest Vitamin X Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 Wearing contacts every day will be a pain. What's so bad about contacts?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 Contacts aren't bad themselves, but I imagine it'll be a hassle to have to put them on as soon as I get out of bed every morning, as opposed to just throwing on a pair of specs.
Guest Shutterspeed Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 I don't imagine that there'd be much of a difference. Besides, you could forget about them for the rest of the day.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 If I wear contacts for too long, my eyes will start to go dry.
Guest Shutterspeed Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 I can't say that I've ever worn them. Nor can I say that I like the idea of something pressing against my eyeballs almost 24/7.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 You only start to notice them after they've been on your eyes for 18+ hours straight.
Guest Shutterspeed Posted November 26, 2004 Report Posted November 26, 2004 Looking at your avatar, making tints hip is definitely doable. I vouch for guinea pig Barron.
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