Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 5, 2002 IT'S TIME FOR THE PRE-GAME SHOW: Glass Ceiling Ladder Match Big Poppa Popick comes out to the Beastie Boys remix of Alive... The crowd slowly rises to its feet, in support of the young upstart, clad in black nylon pants and a RATM shirt. Walking down the ramp, savoring the spotlight, BPP doesnt know Big McLarge dash out from the back, and gets clotheslined in the back and set tumbling down the ramp. Big obviously has the weight advantage, whip into the ropes... and hits his trademark FLYING FOREARM! BML mounts and begins to pummel BPP, crowd obviously doesnt like this development, boos BML pickups up a groggy BPP, goes to whip him, but BPP holds on and comes back with a DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! Both me are down, they start to get up at the 2 count... BML hits with punches, BPP hits with chops...BPP gets the best, and whips Big into the ropes...Shoulderblock! BML goes down! BPP floatsover, runs to the ropes, but is caught by a recovering BML with his BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! BML, sensing an opening 2 minutes into the match, slaps on MEXICAN SURFBOARD, obviously trying to slow down BPPs fast style... Breaks the hold after 10 seconds of agony...BPP is spent...Big rolls under the ropes and grabs the ladder Throws the ladder in, rolls past the ladder, so BML turns around and picks up the ladder , holding it on its steps longwise...he turns around and and sees that BPP has recovered and hits the ladder with a DROPKICK, knocking BML over the top rope with the ladder falling on top of him. BPP to the ring apron...RUNNING ASIA MOONSAULT!!! Both me are hurt...BPP rolls back into the ring at the 6 count, and rolls back out to get the ladder, its brought into the ring and setup..BPP scales to the 5th step, but BML is able to recover... he stops BPP, locks him up RUDOBOMB!!! Both men spent... BML up at 4, begins to climb...BPP with a desperation kick to the ladder, which causes BML to lose his grip...but BML lands on his feet...picks up a spent BPP...RUDOCRUSHER! but BML holds on to BPP, and picks him up after signaling for the RUDODRIVER! Theres the pickup..he holds him in , but BPP is close enough to use the ladder as leverage, he kicks off the ladder into a TORNADO DDT!!! Both men up at 8, again the exchange punches and chops...BPP goes for a punch, he misses and spins around..but is hit with another RUDOCRUSHER! BPP falls limp...BML signals to the crowd and ascends the ladder...he pauses to pose at the top with his HARDCORE belt, which is a mistake! BPP pushes the ladder over! BML hangs on the ropes as the ladder bounces back into the center of the ring. BPP runs over...grabs the Hardcore belt and wraps it around his shoulder...running at BML, BPP dodges a slow right, and goes behind BML and hooks in the FULL NELSON...Uses the Ropes..and pulls BML up and over! OMG! FINALITY! BPP up at 7...ascends the ladder...BML notices this but is in too much of a daze...just as BPP grabs clasp holding the pane of glass...BML knocks the ladder over...BPP holds onto the clasp, but it doesnt hold...BML looks up as a falling BPP shatters the glass ceiling onto BML! BML collapses in a heap, bleeding heavily...BPP rolls out of the ring, limping on his right foot badly..the ref raises his hands, and BPP poses with both his fake Hardcore Belt and BMLs real Hardcore Belt. How could these two men be in any condition to compete in the rumble...And what will BML do to BPP if he gets his hands on him! It could be deadly! Beastie Boys Alive plays...as BPP poses on the ramp...BML looks over lying on the mat, sees BPP , and mouths the words through his bloody face Not yet... What does this mean? NEXT UP: EVENFLOWDDT VS. ZACK MALIBU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 5, 2002 EvenflowDDT VS. Zack Malibu Come Out and Play (raven’s ecw music) hits and Evenflow makes his way to ringside. He plunks himself down in the corner. Zack’s music hits and he comes to the ring….acompnied by the In-Crowd. The in-crowd start to surrond Evenflow when Smells Like Teen Spirit hits and Cobainwasmurdered the Comish of the OAOAS wrestling walks onto the ramp. CWM: “So sorry Zack but for this match the In-crowd are BARRED from ringside. Hit the road losers!” The now alone Zack stands toe to toe with Evenflow. Zack offers Evenflow a handshake. Evenflow shakes his hand but in a SHOCKING SWERVE Zack pulls Evenflow into a single-arm DDT. Zack wastes important time strutting, when he goes back to Evenflow, evenflow gives him a low blow and a neckbreaker. Evenflow picks up Zack and snap suplexs him over. Evenflow scales the ropes and goes for a senton splash but Zack moves out of the way and follows up with a running neck snap and some vicous chops to the chest. Zack irish whips Evenflow into the turnbuckle but Evenflow reverses and sends Zack in and hits the EVENFLOW DDT. 1..2.. NO! Zack’s foot is on the rope! Evenflow picks Zack up and goes for the rolling german suplexs, but after two Zack kicks Evenflow in the balls and Evenflow falls to the mat in a heap. Zack pulls Evenflow into postion and Zack goes up top, but Zack takes to much time taunting the fans and Evenflow gets up and punches him in the gut and then gives him a SuperPlex for a two count. Evenflow goes for a powerbomb but YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB KIDMA…..ZACK!! Zack reverses into a hurracanrana. Zack gives Evenflow a fameasser and a brainbuster for a 2.9 count. Zack is frustrated and jaws at the fans, when he turns around Evenflow boots him in the gut and gives him the SUBURBAN ANGST~! 1…2…3!! Evenflow wins!Evenflow wins! Winner by pinfall: EvenflowDDT The In-crowd run out and begin a beatdown on EvenflowDDT, CWM runs down with a chair and the In-crowd scatter. LATER TODAY THE REST OF THE MATCHES WILL PE POSTED~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Hmmmm.......tremendous action thus far.......... :TSS arrives at Pittsburgh arena in a police car. The fuzz escort him to the backstage area, and to his OWN SUPER DUPER locker-room. He eats nachos and drinks vodka for a while: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::AS, Rikishi and Queen Molly enter the arena:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::AP is shown entering the arena:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 5, 2002 It's disheartneing how many of us "stars" couldn't be bothered to show up for heat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Tank, The Janitor, walks up to urinal, only to find someone has decificated in it. Tank looks back and forth to make sure no one is looking... Then sticks his finger in and has a tasty snack! Tank notices a midget dressed as a wedge of cheese, hiding in a toliet stall. No one must know my secret.... Tank gives chase to the Midget... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Tank chases the midget into the parking lot... A motorcade of security, and a plethora of police cars follow a limo into the parking lot... Who could this big star be? Before we find out... The Wedgit (Wedge of Cheese/ Midget) Hits tank with his 3 wheeled Unicycle, and spills a $7.50 cup of Starbucks Super Supreme Double Mocha onto Tank's Janitorial Jumpsuit... Tank proceeds the chase..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Tank chases The Wedgit into the production Truck Tank accidently sets off a looping recording of Steven Regal's "He's a man" music.... Everyone in the truck panics!!!!! The Wedgit runs outta the truck and Tank continues to Chase.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 5, 2002 The Wedgit crawls on top of the just parking limo... The Sunroof opens and out comes... The Smiling Face of Barry Horowitz! Tank stops running, marks out, and creams his pants! Barry climbs out and heads for the arena doors... The Wedgit uses Tank's distraction to his advantage and crawls into a nearby dumpster to hide.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Tank frantically looks around for the Wedgit... Suddenly He spots his brightly colored enemy flying outta the dumpster... Duke Drose then crawls back in his home , alone once again... Duke and a certain Green Muppet then snuggle as Tank starts chasing the Widget once again... Mean while Horowitz is wandering around the arena looking for a booker.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Tank chases Widget back into the arena as they race into the BOLILER ROOM OF EXTREMELY UNPLEASENT ODORS!!!!! Tank trips on a leak in the water heater and Widget uses this chance to climb up a ladder and escape into the next aisle... Tank slowly follows.... Before coming across Koko B. Ware, dressed as Kamala. "Where's Frankie?" Tank asks "Burp" (feather floats out of Kokomala's mouth) "Oh, I see" Says Tank... Widget (The world Watcher) Then charges at Tank with a pogo stick... Tank and Widget fall into a closet... The Door locks... And a Blond Lady Makes an appearence.... "Who are you??" Tank demands.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 5, 2002 "Vanna White" Vanna White replys "Oh no I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White!" Shouts Tank... The door opens... Wierd Al's Lawyer hands Tank a Document stating how they plan to sue Tank's Pants off for Copy right infringement... "Night after night, after night, I can't get out, and I can't get free!" Shouts Tank!!! Widget scampers off, Tank skiddattle's after him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Barry Horowitz is shown awaiting out side a door marked "President" Tank chases his Widget up a flight of stairs only to run into a pack of Cross dressing Albino Eskimo's all named Ralph... Tank ignores them and charges forward ... Widget runs....and Tank takes a nap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Horowitz pounds on the door... now impatient... Tank awakes....and chases Widget into the rafters... Widget feels a little "Blue" Tank feels "Stung" Ironically they both escape without injury... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Barry Horowitz.... bangs on the door..... No answer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Tank giggles immaturely at his post count of 69 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 You're very weird. That says alot when someone like me calls you weird. ::The Replacement mauls Tank for entering HIS Boiler Room:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 :TSS is sitting in a chair in his OWN PRIVATE PERSONAL lockerroom, staring into empty space. He is heavily bandaged and still has a cast on from his arm being brutalized, but he feels as if he must destroy CWM no matter what. He grabs some more nachos, takes a sip of Vodka, and turns on TCM. It's Casablacna! Woo-hoooo!: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 I lost the matches on my disk. So I will be late. Some guy please email me or PM me. ::Pennywise gives out "Angle-Plex sucks" balloons to the crowd. Surprisingly, he doesent eat any audience members:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 AnglePalooza Championship Match [Writen By CWM] Special Ref. CWM Treble Charged vs. Anglesault © Battle Royal for #1 Contender at AngleSlam 3 Falls [First-Single, 2nd-Hardcore Title, 3rd - IC Title] {Written By Angle-plex] Special Ref Angle-plex Cobainwasmurdered vs. The Sole Survivor Cage Match {Written By Anglesault} Angle-plex vs. MarioLogan Triple Threat [Winner Wrestles In Tag Match] {Written By MarioLogan} caboose vs. alfdogg vs. some guy Tag Team Title Match {Written By TheSoleSurvivor } D-lo/winner of 3 way vs. mystery opp. Jason & Mystery Partner w/Mario vs. Hart Foundation {Written by Mario Logan} ------------------------------------------- Grudge Match: Zack Malibu vs. EvenflowDDT Winner: EvenflowDDT Ladder Match: BigMcLargeHuge vs Bip Poppa Popick Winner: BBP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Some one please email, or PM me Someguy's moves, so I can rewrite everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Mario try to get those matches in today so it feels more like a PPV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 5, 2002 Some Guy's moves include adding the word "some" before everything. His finisher is the "someKick" and he wrestles the aWo style. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 :TSS sits back and relaxes in his PERSONAL PRIVATE lockeroom, watching Casablanca, eating nachos, sipping a martini, and smoking a cigar. He's still gonna kick CWM's ass, though. : Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::BX arrives out of nowhere:: Uuhh.... can.... ca.. can I jjjjjj...can I join the AWO? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::After Heat, Pennywise comes up and congratrulate evenflow by spraying him with a hose that's connected to a septic tank:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted May 5, 2002 **Corey Lazarus walks into the front row and takes a seat. He is wearing a pair of torn jeans, knee-length wallet-chain, studded leather belt, a black long-sleeve Family Crow shirt with the right sleeve cut off completely, a pair of black Doc Martens, and his long hair let down. He holds up a sign that says "Mmm...Waffles" and gets ready to watch the action** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::Pennywise gives Corey an "Angle-Plex sucks" balloon:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::CWM comes down to the ring and says that ANGLEPALOOZA is about to get under way! or at least some of it.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
