Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::The Replacemnt tosses Sandman back into the ring. Pennywise steps out and argues with him:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::However, during the argument, Sandman takes the opportunity to grab the mop that Pennywise brought into the ring and climb to the top. Pennywise turns around and.. 666 DIVING MOP SHOT FROM THE TOWEL BOY! COVER!! 1....2.....3! ::Sandman defeats Pennywise in an impromptu match. The Replacement enters the ring as Sandman rolls out and runs down the ramp, celebrating:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::The Replacement and Pennywise continue to argue. They fight each other, Jason stomps out and chokeslams both of them, breaking the ring:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted May 5, 2002 **Corey Lazarus, still a little angry over the breaking of his board, hops over the guardrail and gives Pennywise the DIRECTOR'S CUT. He then grabs The Replacement and brings him up to the top rope, his back towards the ground, and flips over him, hooking his shoulders with his legs and delivers a SUNSET LYGER BOMB from the top rope to the floor** Lazarus: CUT...AND...PRINT! **Corey hops back over the railing and runs away, disguising himself in the process** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 :TSS just sits back stage, smoking his cigar, sipping his martini, and watching Turk 182. : Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::Some Guy enters the Arena through a throng of rabid aWo fans, a small kid asks for an autograph and SG Some Kicks and Some Stomps his father:: ::SG is ready for the 3-Way and the Battle Royal:: ::SG dances for joy because the Red Sox are 4 1/2 games ahead of the Yanks, w00t!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::CobainwasMurdered arrives at the arena, he is ready and JACKED for his match and the battle royale~!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 :TSS, still smoking his cigar and sipping his martini, notices people starting to arrive. Of course, no one is allowed in his SUPER DUPER PERSONAL PRIVATE lockeroom. He will easily throw 29 other men over the top rope, and he will mutilate CWM. : Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::CWM gets to HIS lockerroom and headbutts his locker repeatedly to psych himself up. then he watches a best of Crash tv tape to prove that he fears nothing:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 :TSS, to prove he fears nothing, and to harden himself, turns on King of the Ring '95. AHHH!! The pain! He feels a STINGING pain run thru his arm.: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::CWM is really bored and is leaving in a few minutes so...UP NEXT CWM VS. TSS!!!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 :TSS hits the backstage area, all suited up, but still casted......HE IS READY. : Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 5, 2002 JR: And now it's time for one, if not the most, anticipated match of this Pay Per View, the 3 fall, double title match. ::The aWo porno theme hits and special ref Angle-plex comes out:: JR- You gotta believe he'll call it down the middle, folks. ::The Sole Survivor comes out next. He gets in the ring and looks him dead in the eyes. He gets on a mic.:: TSS: Thank to you I had to stay in a jail cell with Vince Russo you son of a bitch! ::CWM's music hits. He comes out with his hardcore belt. TSS runs out of the ring and confronts CWM on the outside of the ring. TSS throws a punch and the match begins:: JR: This one is gonna be a 100% slobber knocker folks! ::TSS throws CWM into a ring post. AP tells them to get it in the ring, but both wrestlers ignore him. TSS is kicking some ass right now. He throws CWM into the audience, then lifts up a mat that surrounds the ring to expose the concrete floor. CWM gets a chair and hits TSS from behind. TSS goes down. CWM picks him up and looks to be preparing for a pile-driver. TSS flips him over, and CWM hits the concrete hard. TSS throws CWM into the ring. He wips him against the rope and a HUGE clothesline hits CWM. TSS goes down, holding his arm:: JR-That was his injured arm, folks. ::Ref AP starts the 10 count. TSS is holding his arm, and CWM looks to be knocked out. TSS gets up at a 9 count. He delivers a huge elbow drop onto CWM. Ref AP counts:: JR: 1....2........KICK OUT BY CWM! BAW GAWD HOW COULD HE KICK OUT OF THAT! ::TSS throws CWM into the turnbuckle. TSS runs at him and delivers a big splash to CWM. CWM pushes TSS into AP. AP fall down for a second, allowing CWM to get a low blow on TSS. CWM hits a DDT on TSS. AP makes the count:: JR:1...2.…3! CWM has one the first fall of this contest. Next is a hardcore match for the Hardcore title. ::TSS is down from the DDT. CWM makes a cover in hopes that he will get an easy victory:: JR:1...2...KICKOUT! ::TSS gets up, but CWM throws him down again. CWM leaves the ring to get a ring bell. TSS meets up with CWM outside the ring. He punches him a few times, but CWM hits TSS’s arm with the ring bell. TSS falls the to the floor. CWM looks at the announce table and taunts the crowd. He puts TSS on the announce table, and goes for a pile-driver. He gets it, but the table doesn’t break:: JR: BAW GAWD! TSS’s head bounced off the table! ::CWM puts TSS onto the table again. TSS low blows CWM. TSS gets down from the table, holding his arm. CWM jumps off the table. He runs at TSS, but TSS delivers a big boot to CWM. He picks up CWM for a power bomb. He throws CWM right on the announce table! It break into multiple pieces. AP tries to stop TSS and allow medics to check on CWM, but TSS throws him out of the way. TSS puts CWM into the ring for a pin:: JR:1...2...KICKOUT! ::TSS throws CWM against the ropes, and out of nowhere Big Poppa Popick hits CWM with a chair. TSS gets the cover:: JR:1...2.…3! TSS is the new Hardcore Champion! Next is a match for the new IC title! ::AP tries to get BBP out of the arena. CWM picks up the chair he was hit with, and cracks it over the skull of TSS. He goes for the cover, but AP is not there! CWM is pissed, and starts yelling at the crowed. TSS gets up and delivers a HUGE clothesline to CWM. AP sees the cover and runs into the ring:: JR:1..2...KICKOUT! ::TSS can’t believe it. He throws CWM against the ropes for another clothesline. CWM ducks, and TSS nails AP with the clothesline. The ref is down. TSS hits CWM with another clothesline. He goes for the pin, but the ref is down. TSS tries to revive AP, but CWM hits him with a low blow. CWM hits TSS with a DDT. AP gets up and makes the count:: JR:1..2...KICKOUT! ::CWM can’t believe it. He picks up TSS again and hits another DDT. He gets the cover:: JR:1..2...KICKOUT! ::CWM says TSS is finished. He hits the PollyCutter on TSS:: JR:1..2...KICKOUT! ::CWM is shocked. He gets a table from under the ring. AP tries to stop him, but CWM throws dust into AP’s eyes. CWM sets the table in the ring. He puts TSS onto the table, and hits another DDT on him. The table breaks in half. AP still can only see half as good as normal, but CWM tells him to make the count:: JR:1..2...[TSS puts his foot on the ropes}…3! ::AP awards CWM the new IC title and leaves the arena:: JR: I can’t believe this! TSS’s foot was on the ropes! Dammit, it doesn’t look like we’ll get a clean winner today, folks. ::TSS gets up and is pissed:: JR: You can tell by the look in TSS’s eyes that these two aren’t finished. CWM may have won the battle, but he hasn’t won the war! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 :TSS can barely stand, but still is the new HARDCORE champion. But AP screwed up. BIG TIME. He will have to pay. TSS heads backstage.......: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::CWM is hugging his NEW INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE~! TSS's parents are waiting for him in the back and they celebrate together. the battle royl is still to come:: STAY TUNED...MORE MATCHES WILL BE POSTED THROUGHOUT THE DAY~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::evenflowDDT is back, from his match with Zack Malibu, in an interview with Sharmell. Sharmell: evenflowDDT, how does it feel to win your match against Zack, which you have called the most important in your career? evenflowDDT: To put it simply, Sharmell, I feel great. All my life I've had to struggle to prove my worth to my so-called friends, my so-called family, and my so-called self. As I struggled, struggled to obey orders in spite of knowing they were wrong, struggled to keep a straight face through various rejections, struggled to stand after vicious beatings, I realized that all my struggle was worthless. I struggled for appreciation and the opportunity to be mentored by my idol Raven, and one beat-down had him spit in my face and turn his back on me. I struggled to beat Zack Malibu fair in the match, and I did, only to have his In-Crowd rush the ring post-match and beat me down. It would seem as if my struggle was for naught. But I won't dwell on that for now; as I said Sharmell, I feel great. Anglepalooza is a day of surprise and a day of change, and so far that change is brought about by one thing, Suburban Angst. ::evenflowDDT leaves and heads back for the locker room:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::voices are heard in CWM's lockerroom.:: CWM:You've got a deal. WHO IS CWM TALKING TO? WHAT'S THE DEAL? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::As Evenflow leaves the interview post, he runs into Sandman. The two look each other in the eye, then Sandman extends his hand...:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::CWM comes from behind and Nails Sandman with the IC TITLE~!:: just testing it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::Big walks around the backstage area with an ice pack around his sore neck. Bloodied and furious for blowing the ladder match he walks past a security guard who is smiling:: BML: What are you looking at? Huh? Guard: Nothing. :tries to stop from laughing: BML: You think that was funny back there? You think my pain is something to laugh at? You know what I think is funny? Come closer... ::Big nails the guard with vicious punches. He throws the helpless guard into a stack of chairs. Violently beating the poor man with one of the chairs, Big seems to have snapped. Refs and agents come to control the situation. But Big attacks everyone in sight. He finally throws the weapon down and leaves:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::Sandman is face down on the cold concrete, assaulted yet again. Being hit from behind, he assumes that it is one of the aWo, since he has the match vs. Rikishi at AngleSlam, or one of the Faces, for beating Pennywise in an impromptu matchup:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::CWM is in his locker room getting ready to referee Treble Charged vs. Anglesault for the HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE~! CWM: Tonight Anglesault you are going to lose! Tonight Anglesault you are going to realise two things, 1. Treble Chrger is A fuckin' great band and 2. TC is going to be the NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP when all is said and done. and after TC wins i'm going to go into the Battle Royale and toss out 29 other men and become the no.1 Contender~! now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to admire my reflection in my IC TITLE~! for awhile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::alfdogg has arrived at the arena. Hey Sandman...I'm gonna need a real nice towel...I didn't bring any with me, and I need something to polish my new OAOAST tag team title belt at the end of the night.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::evenflowDDT, having witnessed the attack on Sandman9000 from CWM, is a bit confused but, saying nothing, helps up Sandman9000 and shakes his hand. evenflowDDT: Congrats on bursting that balloon of an ego for that damn clown and the faces. However, in all seriousness, I must ask you why the hell you have an ass/mop/whatever match with Rikishi...:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::As Evenflow and Sandman stand together. Pennywise sprays them with the hose attatched to the Septic Tank:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ATTITUDE PARODY BY MARIO LOGAN~! Anglesault: I know what you're thinking! Caboose: I'm not a real wrestler. cWM: Well you're right. We're just posters. AS: But I have been in a legendary feud with Hunter...... Jason holding a sign: I have an IQ of 22 Treble Charged: I wrestled Duanne Gill AS: ...and won CWM: I fought Courtney Love once. Caboose: I have sex 12 times a day. Mario: I got a papercut while writing this. Someguy: I name everything "Some......." Mario: but I didn't cry Caboose: I have become an alcoholic. Jason: I have been no selling since before there was Hulkamania. CWM: Anglesault crushed my testicles. AS: Molly and Kurt Angle have filed restraining orders against me. CWM: Courtney Love left a disfiguruing scar on my chest. Jason: My lawyers will sue the Undertaker & Kane for stealing my gimmick. CWM: Thsi is what I do. ::Tosses grenade at Courtney Love:: Jason: This is what I do. ::Proceeds to beat the Hell out of EvenflowDDT:: AS: Thsi is what I do. ::Stands in Police line up, while Kurt Angle and Molly identify him as the stalker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::evenflowDDT has a tear in his eye from that beautiful promo... nevermind it's just septic tank water running down his face. evenflowDDT quickly steps on the hose, cutting off the water flow and causing such a build-up that it bursts. He and Sandman9000 then leave for the showers... NOT LIKE THAT YOU SICKOS!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::As much as the towel boy would like to do what he does, clean the ring, he can't because he has been nailed in the back of the head with a title belt and sprayed by a septic hose. Instead, he wakes up in the shower with Evenflow, and starts to freak out:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 5, 2002 ::evenflowDDT sees the awkward look on Sandman9000's face, and, even though it's a "communal shower" like in a high school locker room, steps out of the "communal shower", and settles down to watch the next match:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted May 5, 2002 **Corey comes out from behind the popcorn stand and takes off his trenchcoat and fake mustache disguise. Lazarus then struts back down to his ringside seat with a new dry-erase board, and writes the aWo logo on it again and holds it up as he sits down.** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
