Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::evenflowDDT is watching on a monitor from the locker room... what the hell?:: In true mid-carder fashion, I out-danced Some Guy and no-sold a Faces of Fear attack ONCE on "free TV" (OAOAT), but on a PPV? I'm on the sidelines after my match... can't wait for my spot in the royal rumble though. Hope I at least get to knock one person out before I kiss the canvas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::SG thinks that passing out "aWo Sucks" balloons is a good way to get beat down before the Rumble:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::Suddenly, Pennywise appears in evenflow's locker room. Pennywise instructs evenflow to go help the Sandman distribute the balloons:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::Sandman dares SG to come down to ringside. The towel boy has his barbed wire mop and plenty of lightbulbs to swing...:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Sorry guys, here is the rest of the show Caboose vs. Alfdogg vs. Someguy The three men enter the ring to determine who gets to team with D'lo. They start by staring at each other, waiting for someone to make the first move. Suddenly, Caboose runs and delivers a double DDT, which starts the match. Caboose stomps both men, Alfdogg steps out of the ring to breathe. Alfdogg gets in a low blow and runs up and hits an Alfacaranna on caboose. Alf goes for the pin, 1!, 2!, broken up by Someguy who reaches through the ropes and takes out Alf with the Some chops. Some guy steps into the ring, but is stomped by Caboose. Someguy grabs Caboose's feet, and drops him, Someguy goes for the Someshooter. That's broken up by Alf who hits Alf kick. Alf goes to the top and delivers a double "Five Star Alf Splash!" Alf is hurt bad by it. Some guy some stomps Alf, and goes for a Some bomb on Caboose. 1! 2!, and no! Alf recovers and breaks up the count. Alf hits Some guy with the Texas Tornado punch, which causes him to be stunned, Alf goes for the Perfect-Plex. 1!, 2!, and it's broken up by Caboose. Caboose goes for the Lo-Down on top of both men, 1! 2!, and feet on the rope. Caboose starts to dominate by hitting the Twist of Fate on Some guy, and the End of the Line on Alf. Caboose goes for the pin. 1! 2! broken up by Some guy! Some guy gets tossed to the outside. Caboose locks in the STF on Alf, Alf reaches the ropes after alot of pain. Caboose delivers 10 German suplexes with out letting go, the last one is a pin attempt. 1! 2!, and broken upp by Some guy. Someguy delivers the Somedriver on Caboose. alf knocks him down with theAlfplexes of Doom (Dragon, Belly-to-Belly, and T-Bone). Alf attempts a pin. 1! 2! broken up by Caboose. Caboose delivers the Rocky punches to Alf, but Alf blocks the last punch and delivers a Triple-Powerbomb to Caboose. Caboose is out, Alf shows off while Some guy recovers. Someguy delivers a Somedriver to Alf on top of Caboose. Someguy goes for the pin. 1! 2! 3! SOMEGUY WINS! SOMEGUY WINS! SOMEGUY WINS! Your Winner: Someguy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::SG laughs at the towel boy's challenge, he walks out to the ring and quickly grabs SM's towell wraps it around his neck, smacks him with a lightbulb and SomeKicks his sorry ass right out of the ring. The aWo comes out to stomp SM and spraypaint him:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Jason & Mystery Partner vs. Hart Foundation. "Bodies" hits and Jaso steps out with a bag, and Mario is holding is neck and following behind. jason steps into the ring and stands in the corner. Old Hitman music hits and Bret and Jim Neidhart come to the ring, Bret gives his sunglasses to a fan. Jason reaches into his bag and places a sweater on the ringpost along with................. ..........the head of Mrs. Voorhees. Neidhart sneaks up and picks the giant corpse up, Bret delivers the Hart attack knocking him out. Bret goes for the pin. 1!, 2!, no! Jason kicks out and tosses Bret over the ropes. Jason decides to deal with the Anvil for a while. Jason lifts him by his goatee, while Pennywise praises him. Bret steps back in and gets Neidhart thrown on him. Jason stares into the corner where his mother is at. Bret gets a tag behind Jason's back. Bret delivers a bulldog to jason into the post almost knocking the head over. Bret delivers a dropkick to jason while he is in the corner. Bret climbs the ropes and pounds on Jason's face, but has no effect. Bret takes off the mask and pounds on him again, jason counters by tossing Bret towards the Anvil. Brwet tags the Anvil, the Harts deliver a double clothesline which doesen't move the big man. Anvil tackles Jason on forces him to sit. Neidhart pounds on the dead man, but Jason counters with a chokehold, which is broken by the ref. Neidhart hits knifeedge chops on Jason with no effect. Jason delivers chops back to the Anvil which echo, and force the Anvil back. Jason goes to the corner and tags his mother. Mario gets frustrated and tells Jason to finish off the harts, the corpse refuses to listen. Mario gets an idea, he puts on the sweater and takes the head. Mario hits the Anvil with the skull, ref allows. Mario tries to get Jason to tag back in but he is refusing. Bret is back in. Bret slams Mario, and delivers his fist-elbow from the second rope. Bret pounds on Mario for a while. Jason inadvertantly distacts the referee while Bret hits a low blow on Mario. The Harts go for a Hart attack and knock Mario out. Bret goes for the pin but, it's interuppted by Jason, who tosses Bret and Jim into the corner, and flattens them with an Avalanche. All three men are hurt. Bret crawls ti Mario and locks him in the Sharpshooter. Jason distracts the refferee as Pennywise leaves the commentators position and pops a blood filled balloon in Bret's face forcing him to break the hold. Mario slpas the cobra clutch on Bret, but Bret counters by running to the corner and flipping over. Or so he thinks, Jason grabs his foot, and Mario releases the hold, and tags in Jason. jason double chokeslams the harts and pins them both, but Bret's foot is on the rope, but the pin is counted anyway. Bret tries to go after Vince, but is caught by Jason. jason puts the harts in a double bearhug. Angle-Plex runs from the crowd and hit s Pennywise with a sledgehammer. Angle-Plex hits Jason in the spine repeatedly with the Hammer, but he wont let go of the Harts. Angle-Plex tries for the head but that doesent work. Angle-Plex takes oput his knees, but he still refuses to let go of the hold. Angle-Plex then smashes the head of Mrs. Voorhees. Jason relases the hold. Angle-Plex runs back as Jason limps after him, with an axe as the Harts get stretchered out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::While Pennywise is distracted by the match on the monitor, evenflowDDT quickly and quietly slips away:: Congrats Some Guy! Good luck, and have fun teaming with D'lo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::Sandman, who finished passing out the balloons and cleaned up the ring before the match, boos the ending back in the locker room:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 :After the match, Kevin Sullivan sends Jason down to the ring. Jason repeatedly chokeslams Someguy for threatening the Face's balloon boy:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::CWM gives SG a high five for winning his match:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted May 6, 2002 It is now time for the BIG mid-card tag match! It will pit D-Lo Brown and Some Guy, who eariler this evening, won a GRUELING and by god do I mean GRUELING 3-Way with Caboose and alfdogg. Their opponets are still Unknown at this point. D'Lo brown makes his way down the ramp, to no crowd reaction, with his shitty-ass rap music (No, I DON't WANT to recgonize, and no, I don't know what I am going to do about it) He does his stupid-ass turnbuckle thing where he beats his chest like he's having a damn seizure. Next, SomeGuy comes out to the aWo porno music, and does a shitty little dance on the top of the ramp.....to nearly no crowd reaction, except from some fatass in the front row yelling "SomeGuy is hot!". SomeGuy hits the ring, and STRUTS~! around. He and D'Lo stand in the center of the ring, awaiting their SUPER-DUPER-SUPRISE MYSTERY OPPONETS. Will it be the MegaPowers? The Stieiners? The Midnight Express? Wait.....OH MY GOD! It's Men on A Mission, being rapped to the ring by Oscar. The crowd just ERRUPTS with BOOS.....they want wrestling, not men on a mission. The referee sounds the bell, and the match is officialy under way. D'Lo and SomeGuy vs. Men on a Mission SomeGuy and Mo start, but SomeGuy is JUST TOO DAMN BUSY struting! Mo stomps slowly over to SomeGuy with a big clothsline. SomeGuy hits the mat hard, and rolls to the outside. Oscar sits on him to massive heel heat. SomeGuy is officialy the face in peril. D'Lo runs out and stomps Oscar off of SomeGuy. Mo and Mabel hit the outside and a stupid-ass brawl errupts. Mo throws SomeGuy into the crowd, as the referee begins the count. Finally, at about an 8 count, Mo and SomeGuy are back in the ring. SomeGuy with the "hot tag" to D'Lo, and he fires off a running Calf Kick to Mo. Mo of course no sells, and tags in King Freakin' Mabel. SomeGuy makes the blind tag to D'lo. SomeGuy goes for a running clothsline but, he bounces off Mabel's flab. Mabel drops a HUMUNGERUNGUS leg on SomeGuy....1...2....D'lo makes the save. SomeGuy assumes the Ricky Morton Role.The crowd doesn't quite know what to make of the action. A "Strut for me SomeGuy" can be clearly seen in the front row. SomeGuy comes off the top with a Mongolian chop, but Mabel no-sells and hits a not-so-big boot. Frustrated, SG grabs a steel pipe from the outside. He tries to hit Mabel, but the ref stops him. All of the sudden, EDGE runs in and SPEARS~! the ref! SPEAR TO SG! SPEAR TO D'LO! SPEAR To.....MABEL NO SELLS THE SPEAR! Big Press Slam by Mabel to Edge, and Edge lands on the outside. Mabel sits on SG, but there's NO REF! Mabel tags in Mo, figuring maybe he could do something about the lack of a referee. Mo heads to the top (! but D'Lo gets up and Pushes him off the top to the Outside through the announcers table. Mo, after taking this impressive bump, GETS RIGHT UP, AND FARTS IN D'LO's FACE! SomeGuy hits a missle dropkick on Mo....NO-SOLD. SomeGuy thinks he has this thing figured out, and nails a thumb to the eye on MO! VAVOOM! Mo falls to the mat! D'Lo, nausea or not, heads to the top! LO-DOWN! But there's NO REF. D'Lo shakes the ref to try to wake him up....no dice. Mabel has just about fallen asleep in his corner, as he is chugging a bottle of Pepto-Bismol to make up for the 86 pounds of Wheat germ he had for lunch. Oscar hits the ring, but gets SPEARED~! by a recovering EDGE! Edge, and Oscar roll out of the ring, and engage in a slow-moving, boring-ass brawl. Ref is finally up, and Mo makes the hot-dog...er, I mean tag to Mabel. Mabel barely knows where he is at this point, after overdosing on his Pepto-Bismol, but hit's the ring nonetheless. D'Lo tags in SomeGuy and it's PANDAMONIUM! SomeGuy with a Somebitch slap, and the big man goes down. The crowd knows what time it is.....I think. SomeGuy mounts the top rope for the SOMEton bomb......but someone from the crowd throws a can of paint thinner at SG and knocks him off the top rope! It's the Big Bossman! He retreats to the backstage after the dastardley act. Mabel hits the FAT-ASSED STUPID BIG FAT UGLY SPLASH for......1! SomeGuy is HULKING UP! But WAIT! D'Lo cracks SG over the head with a fire hydrant! Mabel covers...1!.......2.......3! Men on a Mission Win! The crowd is utterly shocked......where DID they get that fire hydrant from? Oh yeah.....and How could you D'Lo, how could you? SG is just out cold in the ring, after being betrayed by D'Lo Brown. D'Lo walks backstage with a smile on his face. Men on a Mission invite several fat, un-attarctive women in to the ring and they GET DOWN to Oscars SLICK rappin'! JR: AW BAH GOD HWHAT A MATCH! IT WAS A DAMN HOSSFEST! HOW COULD YOU D'LO, HOW COULD YOU!? :short Treble Cleft toothbrush ad: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::the aWo get ready because the battle royal is coming up NEXT~!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Where's Jason's match with the Hart Foundation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::Sandman and Evenflow are in the back, preparing for hell:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::Sg is not happy with the turn of events in the tag match:: ::AS and SG are the winning aWo members at Anglepalooza:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::Mario, Sullivan, and the Druids are preparing the Faces with a strange ceremony for the Rumble:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 6, 2002 and CWM!! i won two of the three falls and I got the IC TITLE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::evenflowDDT is talking backstage to Sandman9000 evenflowDDT: Remember Sandman9000, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how many people you get to knock out! That being said, if I'm in the ring and you're in the ring, let's stick together and get some payback on EVERYBODY! Well, not CWM, he's cool. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I WON! YES YES YES YES YES!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 6, 2002 My bad CWM, I forgot, that was like three days ago I think. ::The aWo carries SG to the lockerroom so he can receive Med attention before the Rumble:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::Sandman looks at Evenflow funny, and says "CWM? You mean the same guy who joined the aWo tonight? Hells no, that dude ain't cool. Anyone who associates themselves with AS sure as hell ain't cool. But your right, if we're in the ring, we stick together. But if it you and me, I'm tossin your ass out." ::Sandman and Evenflow, on even ground, head out of the locker room:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::Caboose backstage is pissed, but he seems strangely not that bothered that he lost. Caboose threatens his hero D-Lo with violence tommorow night on Monday Night AngleDom When Caboose is asked by Michael Cole about his expectations for the Battle Royal, Caboose simply states 'You will be shocked!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::CWM attacks sandman and gives him a COnspiracy BOmb:: CWM: I AM TO COOL! aWo 4 EVA~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::Kevin Sullivan comes to Sandman and Evenflow:: "If you help us eliminate the aWo, I will make sure that the Faces of Fear stay out of you're way until we are the last, and you guys are the last." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::SG is ready for the Rumble, he and the aWo discuss their game plan:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 6, 2002 CWM: so we elimanate everyone right? AS: right SG: and than it's everyman for himself? AP and AS: RIGHT! CWM: COOL. hey Stacy ome give me a pre-rumble massage! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::Let's get ready to RUMBLE~!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::CWM looks up from his massage:: CWM: yeah yeah rumble, uh huh. Stacy a little lower, lower, lower, lower, PERFECT~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::Michael Cole catches up with alfdogg backstage. MC: alfdogg, tough loss tonight out there aga... :alfdogg knocks Cole to the ground and beats the shit out of him with his nunchucks: AD: How's that for tough, BITCH? :grabs Cole's microphone: AD: Yes, it was tough. When you have the forces aligned against you, holding you down, that I do, it's always tough. It's been that way my whole fuckin' life. But I was proud of my performance tonight. It took two men. I DISMANTLED the caboose. I got the alfplexes and the triple powerbomb, and he was DONE. And that's when Some Guy took advantage of me. I got to give him credit for that. He KNEW that's the only way I was going down tonight, and he took advantage of it. One on one...I get the belt. It's that simple. You saw caboose out there. He was no match. It would have been the same story with Some Guy. But even I feel bad for you, Some Guy, after what happened in that tag match. Then again, the same thing would have happened to me. So D-Lo, you can kiss my ass. But enough about that. I'm moving on to the battle royal. 30 men. The rest of my rage will be saved for then, when I throw 29 guys out of that ring, one by one, and go to AngleSlam. to take the World title. I don't care if I have to take out caboose again. Or Some Guy. Or even ML. Hell, I don't even care if it's Sault himself. Because Anglesault, at AngleSlam, this is all you have to remember: NOBODY beats alfdogg: :spooky whisper: nobody. :chucks Cole one last time and leaves:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::The Druids put a spell on the ring, in some kind of ritaul. Dungeon of Doom theme hits, and Kevin Sullivan sits down to do commentary:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
