Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Cue Porno Music BayBee and SomeGuy is out next! SomeGuy dives into the ring and clips ZM's knee! SomeGuy lets ZM get to his feet before unleashing the 'Rolling WheelBarrow SomePlexes'! With ZM more or less paralysed, SG organises an aWo attempt to put The Shape over the Top Rope. Angle and Jericho grab the legs, and SG and CWM push from underneath, but The Shape only teeters on the Top Rope! Suddenly BPP runs back out and makes a second attmept at the Battle Royal! BPP slides into the ring and launches himself at the aWo! Instead BPP hits The Shape, and provides the final push to eliminate The Shape! BPP of course eliminates himself and lands on the floor first, with the 650lbs Shape landing on him! JR-'Oh My God BPP eliminated The Shape! And now he's flatter than a Sheet of paper!' (i'll try and spped up the posts) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 No.19 is out next and it's AlfDogg! AlfDogg charges the ring knowing the aWo members are all knackered! AD picks up ZM and throws him over the Top! ZM is eliminated! AD hits Angle with a T-AlfBone, Jericho with the SuperAlfKick, CWM with the Super Release DragonAlfPlex and then sets his eyes on SomeGuy! AD picks up SG and spits in SG's face while shouting 'I Don't LOSE!'. SG kicks low and SomeBitchSlaps AD! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... Treble Charger is no.20 and he hits the ring looking for CWM's blood! JR-'Look likes the numbers are a bit more even now!'. TC clotheslines SG and walks over to CWM's limp body in the corner! CWM gets up and the two stare intensely into each others eyes, but Angle grabs TC by the trunks and tosses him over the ropes! TC holds on to the top rope and slides back into the ring without touching the floor! Angle stomps away at TC with CWM, while Jericho and SG lay into AlfDogg! Clock 3-2-1-0... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 AnglePlex is next! JR-'Looks like the aWo is going to win the numbers game!'. AnglePlex rushes the ring and starts to direct traffic! DoomsDaySomeDevice by SG and Jericho on AD, and the Double BullDog on TC from CWM and Angle! JR-'AnglePlex should become a Orchestral Conductor!'. AnglePlex comtinues to dictate the action until entrant no.22 arrives! 'Your Looking At The Real Dude Now!...'. It's D-Lo 'The Hoss Sell-out' Brown! D-Lo does his crazy neck walk to the ring and goes after SG and Jericho! AP, CWM and Angle lose concentration and this allows AD and TC a chance to counter-attack! D-Lo CalfKicks Jericho over the top! Jericho is elminated! D-Lo SkyHighs SG, while TC spears CWM and AD Double Clotheslines Angle and AP! JR-'The aWo are being taken out!'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Clock 3-2-1-0... 'Mr.Sandman, bring me a dream...' Sandman9000 is no.23! SD9000 enters the ring and helps TC, AD and D-Lo beat down the aWo! SD9000 delivers the SandCastle9001(PoochieBomb) to AnglePlex! TC ScatterBrains(BrainBuster) CWM, AD SuperTombStones Angle and D-Lo hits the LoDown on SG! JR-'The aWo is really taking a hammering now!'. 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... 'Time To Play The Game...' Triple H is no.23! JR-'This doesn't look good for the aWo!'. Triple H marches to the ring, sledgehammer in hand and lays out every aWo member in the ring! TC holds CWM up for another Sledge shot and Triple H delivers it with a aplomb! SG gets another LoDown from D-Lo who has his ChestProtector back on! Angle gets a Pedigree from The Game, as AlfDogg and SD9000 3D AnglePlex! Triple H directs TC, AD, SD9000 and D-Lo to throw Angle over the top, and sure as hell they do! The Crowd are livid and start showering the ring with rubbish! Triple H uses the Sledge to work AnglePlex's knee. TC nails CWM with the stunner and AD holds SG in place for another LoDown! JR-'Dammit, SG needs help, someone needs to get out here and help the aWo!'. Backstage, an ambulance pulls up in the ParkingLot and out steps a familiar figure! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 The buzzer goes and it's time for no.24! But no-one comes out! Cameras in the back show EvenFlowDDT lying in a pool of his own blood, grasping onto the no.24 ticket! JR-'Who the Hell did that?!?!? But I guess EFDDT won't be coming out!'. 'Epic' hits for the third time of the night and Caboose returns but heavily bandaged! JR-'Business Just Picked Up!'. Caboose runs to the ring and stands one side, while TC, AD, SD9000, D-Lo and Triple H stand opposite! TC attacks first and is SpineBuster'd! SD9000 charges next, Caboose sidesteps and tosses SD9000 over the top! D-Lo dives at Caboose, but Caboose grabs D-Lo in mid air and delivers the EndOfTheLine(FlatLiner)! AD is next and tries to SuperAlfKick Caboose, but Caboose grabs AD's foot and pulls AD into, and delivers, a CaptureSuplex! JR-'Caboose is a runaway train in the ring!'. Triple H swings at Caboose with the SledgeHammer but Caboose steps back. The momentum of the SledgeHammer swings Triple H around and Caboose dives at Triple H locking on the ChickenWingCrossface! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Next up is Long Time Loyal aWo Lackey, BigMcHugeLarge! BML stomps on Caboose to break the hold, not realising whats going on! The aWo are up on their feet, and watch Caboose get up and start to argue with BML! BML gives Caboose the DoubleBirdie~! and Caboose Emerald Fusions's BML! The aWo step in to help their comrade... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ...Caboose, the aWo annihilate BML and toss him over the top like yesterdays news! SWERVE BAYBEE~! Caboose rips off his bandages to reveal an aWo shirt! SG, CWM, Caboose and AnglePlex embrace! JR-'Oh my God, Caboose has retured to the aWo! It all makes sense(It will never really ever make sense), why else would he not be pissed at losing the Triple Threat to SomeGuy!'. The Crowd goes ApeShit and start chanting 'Caboose'! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Medal hits again, and The Patriot comes out, but Bret Hart jumps him and drags him backstage behind the curtains! JR-'I guess The Patriot will also not be joining us today!'. As the aWo lovefest continues, TC, Triple H, D-Lo and AD recover, and all three simulataneously low blow the aWo! D-Lo battles SG! TC and CWM brawl! Triple H and AnglePlex beat the crap out of each other! And Caboose & AlfDogg just punch the living daylights out of the other! Clock 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Kevin Nash is next out and he slowly makes his way to the ring! Nash steps over the toprope and looks around. Nash-'Dammit, I'm injured, I'm taking 6 weeks off, and I'm leaving now! Where's Scott?!?'. Nash steps back over the top rope and eliminates himself! The aWo continue to battle the Triple H led Rebels! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Caboose gains control over AlfDogg witha series of ArmDrags but AD plays the Ric Flair begging card and Caboose drops his guard, AD thumbs Caboose to the eye and nails the SpiningAlfBomb! TC overpowers CWM with the Red-Plex, and follows up with a series of LegDrops! SG whips D-Lo into the ropes, D-Lo comes back of the ropes and SG DropKicks D-Lo who staggers back onto the ropes, SG SuperSomeKicks D-Lo over the ropes! D-Lo is eliminated! TC however lifts SG over the ropes and eliminates SG! TSS begins to stir at the announcers area. Medal Hits once again and OAOAST Champion AngleSault comes out! AS runs to the ring and tries to turn the momentum back int the aWo's favour! AS AngleSlam's Triple H, BellyBackSuplexes TC, and AngleSaults the fallen AD who just got a BackDrop from Caboose! Clock 3-2-1-0... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 H-B-K... A less than jovial Shawn Michaels is no.30 in the Battle Royal! HBK climbs into the ring and stand opposite a recovering Triple H! HBK-'Look at me Hunter, I'm a brokendown CowBoy, if you continue the path you follow, this is your future!'. Triple H looks scared and dives over the top rope and runs away! HBK also leapfrogs the top rope and leaves! JR-'Well thats everyone in!' TSS claws his way back into the ring and gets Splashed off the top by CWM! Caboose and AD continue to battle as AS and TC duke it out, and AP helps CWM with TSS! TC whips AS who reverses by holding on and pulls TC into the AngleSlam over the Top Rope! TC is eliminated! AS slumps down in the corner, the nights work clearly taking it out of him! AP holds up TSS for CWM to clothesline, CWM backs up, charges, but TSS ducks and CWM knocks AP over and out of the Battle Royal! CWM looks shocked turns and gets DropKick of Maven~! proportions! CWM is sent over the Top Rope and is eliminated! CWM and AP looked pissed but are taken away by security before they can interfere against TSS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 FINAL FOUR: Caboose, AlfDogg, TheSoleSurvivor and AngleSault. AS AnglSlams TSS from behind and then locks in the AngleLock! JR-'Just how much punishment can TSS take?!?!?!?' Caboose whips AD, but AD reverses and Caboose goes into the ropes! AD goes for the HurriAlfCanrana on Caboose, but Caboose reverses AD onto the PowerBomb position, and Powerbombs AD over the Top Rope and Out! AS lets go of TSS's ankle and looks at Caboose. AngleSault lifts his eyebrow, Caboose nods, and AS whips Caboose into the ropes...! AD stumbles to his feet and looks dazed. Caboose bounces off the ropes and pulls of The SPACEFLYINGTIGERDROP~! onto AlfDogg! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 FINAL TWO: TheSoleSurvivor & AngleSault AS smiles as he watches Caboose flatten AD! AS turns around and gets nailed with the ClothesLineOf AlmostCertainDoom~! AS goes over the top rope and lands on the apron! AS pulls himself up and looks completely out of it! TSS nails AS with a TopRopeClothesline knocking AS off the apron and out of the Battle Royal! WINNER: TheSoleSurvivor Fink-'The winner of the match and going to AngleSlam to challenge for the OAOAST HeavyWeight Championship, THE SOLE SURVIVOR!' JR-'By God he did, it, I don't know how, but he did it!'. AS looks pissed, Caboose looks shocked, and CWM, SG and AP com back from backstage. The aWo lay a beating into TSS like no other ever given before! AS sprays 'aWo: No Chance In Hell' on TSS's back! JR-'TSS won the Battle, but dammit! He's losing the WAR!' aWo stand in the ring, arms aloft! CREDITS. FADE OUT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Some Guy+AnglePlex+CWM+Caboose+Big+AngleSault=aWo 4-life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 6, 2002 All right! I want to thank everyody who took part in putting this together. It was a great PPV and alot of fun IMHO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::alfdogg makes his way backstage from the ring. Coach approaches him for an exclusive OAOAST Home Video interview. Coach: "Great effort tonight from alfdogg, but luck was just not on his side. What's going through your mind right now?" Alfdogg simply says, with sort of a smirk on his face: "I guess it all makes sense now." alfdogg gets in his car and leaves. JR: What could alfdogg have in store next time? AW! MAW! GAWD! fade out:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Coach interviews SOme Guy for the Home Video. Coach: SG you beat Alfdogg and Caboose in your first match, but then in the Rumble we found out that Caboose was really aWo, what do you have to say about this? SG: (SG smirks) Well Coach, the aWo never goes into battle without a plan, I told Alfdogg a few days ago that he couldn't beat me because the aWo runs in a pack and guess what? I was right. Alfdogg i hope you finnaly realized tonight that screwing with the aWo is a bad move. Coach: Sg D'Lo screwed you in the tag match. What do you have to say about that? SG: Well he got his in the Rumble, but i might sic Big on him for the nest PPV. Coach: Treble Charged eliminated you from the Rumble what are your feelings on this? SG: Well Treble Cleft gave AS a good fight earlier and he got his ass kicked for it, TC at AngleSlam you're ass is mine. Now Coach get the hell out of my face I got Beer to drink and Divas to bang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Exclusive Home Video Feature: ::Mean Gene interviews Mario and the Taskmaster:: Taskmaster: I have advised Mario to rebuild the Faces of Fear, two of them who you didn't expect were in the Rumble." Mario "The Fatman and another surprise Face were in the Rumble tommorow, they will be revealed! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" MGO: "What about Pennywise and Fred Krueger? Sullivan: They will be dealt with! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::Kevin Kelly-'Caboose, you proved you are a team player tonight!' Caboose-'You damn straight KK, SPACEFLYINGTIGERDROP~! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. aWo 4-Eva Chico!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Caboose stunners Kevin Kelly!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Coach Interviews CWM for the Home Video Coach:.... CWM: SHUT UP! I've got something to say. TC nothing personal but it was a plan all along. I was never on your side. I was aWo the whole time. TSS you might have taken my HARDCORE title but I won the IC TITLE. I am the FIRST IC champ of the OAOAST and I will be the ONLY IC champ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::GH is seen in the background with the "Pizza and Divas= Life Is Good" sign. GH and divas get kicked out for obnoxious behavior. Leave arena:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 6, 2002 :TSS CAN'T BELIEVE HE FUCKING WON!!! Michael cole comes up for an interview? MC: TSS you just won then Rumble.....what are you going to do now? TSS: I'M GOING TO KICK AS'S ASS !!!!!! AS..........YOU ARE MINE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted May 6, 2002 deadly alliance, just got deadly... for anglesault Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted May 6, 2002 Tank walks around the arena floor, sweeping litter up, and waiting to see if Widget shows up.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted May 6, 2002 ::Backstage, all seems quiet until crashing noises are heard coming from a janitor's closet. Camera rush to the scene to find the towel boy throwing a tantrum:: Sandman-"Motherf*ckers! All of those goddamn motherf*ckers think they can f*cking f*ck with me! F*ck all of them! F*ck Triple Aids, for f*cking telling me to f*cking rush Caboose. F*ck Caboose, for f*cking throwing my f*cking ass over the top rope. F*ck everyone else, for f*cking me over in the f*cking rumble! (Sandman throws a cardboard box at the camera) F*ck you too asshole! People are going to f*cking pay for what the f*ck happened tonight. And you, dipsh*t (Sandman gets right up into the camera lens), can mark my f*cking words that there will be reprecussions for these f*cking sins!":: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
