EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/sports/bb/2927860 Ok gang. I know you all have good joke stored up. Let's hear them. ANd maybe next time, Jose Lima will learn to heed Jimmy Dugan's advice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 3, 2004 oh man.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 He can make the money back by doing commercials for prescriptian drugs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Platoon combinations I want to see.... Jose Lima and Rafael Palmeiro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phoenixrising 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Valtrex is always looking for a new spokesperson... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Isn't Lima married to a women with huge breasts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Isn't Lima married to a women with huge breasts? ...and now herpes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Harry Hood Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Anglesault, you are so right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 First time I listened to Rome's radio show in months and this story comes out. Guess what the e-mails were talking about?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Are you having Lima Time at the wrong time? Hi, I'm Jose Lima, star pitcher for the LA Dodgers. Living with genital herpes can really get you caught in a rundown. Trust me, I know. But with new Herpenex, you can prevent outbreaks from happening...before they start. Just five pills a day, and one intravenous session a month, and you probably won't have to worry about developing herpes symptoms where the sun don't shine. Now there's no known cure for genital herpes, and you still should not knowingly transmit the disease. But with Herpenex, you have your best chance to strike out herpes! Because as my opponents know, sooner or later it's gonna be Lima Time out there, but nobody says I have to have every spot in the rotation. Herpenex. It's the cure. Warning: Herpenex may cause dry mouth, fatigue, dizziness, vomiting, impotence, effeminate behavior at shopping malls, poor NLDS performance, heart attack, and/or death. Do not use Herpenex if you are nursing or pregnant, or if you already have other STDs, which Herpenex will just make worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2004 You forgot homeritis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smh810 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2004 Czech thanks for giving me the best laugh of the day, that was tremendous! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2004 Platoon combinations I want to see.... Jose Lima and Rafael Palmeiro Whats sad is the Os could use Lima in their rotation... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2004 I wouldn't trust Lima the pitcher in the AL and in Camden Yards. As for Lima the man. I think my siser told me Lima was flirting with her at a Twins game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
