Our Hollow Earth.

[Art Sandusky]

Heard about this on Coast to Coast AM, enjoy.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Well then it must be true...

[DerangedHermit]

Not only is the Earth hollow, but it has 4 corners.

[Art Sandusky]

I actually encourage everyone I know to listen to Coast to Coast AM every night, if they get it. It's such insanely stupid talk from people and "experts," and since it's on late at night you get the giggles either from being up for too long or because you're wasted or something.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Ugh. I listened to that shit years ago while at work one night, and it was so godawful. And they had like 20 different phone numbers to call.

 

"If you're calling east of the Rockies, dial 1-800-123-1234."

 

"If you're calling west of the Rockies, dial 1-800-123-1235."

 

"If you're calling north of the Rockies, dial1-800-123-1236."

 

"If you're calling south of the Rockies, dial 1-800-123-1237."

 

"If you're calling from overseas, dial 1-800-123-1238."

 

"If you're calling from a cell phone, dial 1-800-123-1239."

 

"If you're calling from a spaceship, dial 1-800-123-1230."

 

"If you're calling from the center of the earth, dial 1-800-123-1240."

 

"If you're calling from the 7-11 down the street, dial 1-800-123-1241..."

[MrRant]

Don't forget their new listener number.

 

I used to listen to that show all the time when I was driving home. I miss Art Bell.

[Slayer]

Ugh. I listened to that shit years ago while at work one night, and it was so godawful. And they had like 20 different phone numbers to call.

Phil Hendrie mocks this fact whenever he does his complete CTC show parody

[Art Sandusky]

Phil Hendrie is the shit sometimes, when he's not doing actual commentary on some contemporary issue.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

I don't get him in my area, but I hear those f'n Corta-Slim commercials every 10 minutes on the radio.

 

"Hi, I'm Phil Hendrie and I, too, am a *insert name of talk show currently on the air that he's doing a commercial on* fan. Hey, I just lost 20 pounds on this product I think you ought to try out..."

[Art Sandusky]

I love when he says "You're already listening to Rush, so I know you're a smart person," or something to that effect.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Yeah. He says he's always been a "Rush fan" and says something like "his audience always expects straight talk." I haven't heard that one in a while. He had a script for Glenn Beck's show, and there were a few times Beck played it on his show and goofed on it...

[Guest Shutterspeed]

I actually encourage everyone I know to listen to Coast to Coast AM every night, if they get it. It's such insanely stupid talk from people and "experts," and since it's on late at night you get the giggles either from being up for too long or because you're wasted or something.

That post just gave me the most awesome Déjà Vu.