This is not your typical WWE year end poll

[clean rob 0]

1. Move of the year- London's somersault senton over the top rope off Kidman's back at Summerslam. It was sweet.

 

Honourable mentions- Tajiri's basement dropkick onto Coach at Backlash. RVD's release German on Dupree (Velocity?). The aforementioned inverted slingshot suplex by Benjamin to Christian at SurSer.

 

2. Best Dressed- I don't care how pimp DAVE is. Trish's 'bridesmaid' dress all the way.

 

3. WWE Homoeroticism Award- Oh, so many to choose from. Though the memory of Snitsky/Heidenreich is still fresh, the vigour of Angle's thruxing of Big Show at NWO is too much to ignore.

 

4. Promo of the Year- The Foley/Orton post-Rumble promo. Probably the only one all year to make me switch from not really caring much about a feud to getting me really into it in the space of a few minutes.

 

Honourable mentions- Flair & Ortons pre-Taboo Tuesday promo.

 

5. Bump o' the Year- Orton's Backlash thumbtack bump. Ow.

 

Honourable mentions- The subsequent table bump with tacks by Orton. Again, ow. If we're including botches, Dupree's attempted top-rope hurracanrana on Velocity where he landed on his head looked seriously nasty.

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

Does Vince's MNF parody qualify for promo of the year? Because if so, that's my choice:

 

"Shelton, you may not have realized this, but you're African American"

[Guest Just Looking]

After seeing Raw, I think we have a new bump of the year: Lita's suicide dive.

[The Mandarin 0]

Top Five "Piss on the Haters" Wrestlers-

 

1) Coach

Big Daddy Vicious is off the hook with ANYTHING promo-wise. Just watch his shit. Biggest heat on Raw. For real.

2) Bradshaw

Gimmick of the year. I can't stand to watch him wrestle or try to talk seriously or defend the title, but this guy is FUNNY. And since SmackDown is only worthwhile for the comedy, he basically runs the town.

3) Eugene

Nick Dinsmore is awesome and is really believable as a retard, but the character was WAY too overpushed.

4)

NO, I'M SERIOUS. Don't murderize me just yet. He is so annoying and over the top on Experience that it makes it compelling to watch. He sucks the big one when it comes to commentating, but he's oddly watchable when paired with 70-year old Ivory.

5) Orlando Jordan

Virgil 2000 is great. Suprisingly charismatic, even though I believe he's autistic (or was at least mis-diagnosed).

 

Honorable mentions to Rene Dupree, Mark Henry and Heidenreich.

 

Black Jesus and Hirohito can go bathe with toasters.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Oh yeah, Coach is my pick for Just Plain Awesome Guy Of The Year.

 

"Because I'm THE COACH, that's why! Any more STUPID QUESTIONS?" Best shirt ever.

 

And look at his Titantron thing, man. Right behind him when he walks out, what do you see. "THE PLAYAS CLUB, featuring COACH." Yeah, that's right.

 

Jericho's outfit last night is a very close second behind BIG DAVE for best-dressed.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Coaches high point was with Eugene. There was a ton of heat for it and probably made Eugene as big as he was. He's one of the better actors on the show (let's say top 5). His commentary with Grisham is ass, though. The JR stuff on Sunday was good, and his stuff with Raven was good, so it must be Grisham (oh and piss on YOU for that).

 

I agree with Bradshaw. I mean, I don't watch SMACKDOWN! very often, but from what I see I like.

 

Hirohito fucking OWNS. The tag match last week was awesome; great facial expressions. Who cares if he's a murderer.

 

Jordan I like but they have been misusing him from day 1 with JBL.

 

Eugene isn't used well/effectively enough for me to like.

 

Fuck Mark Henry. His supposed "good spell" promoted by the DVDVRMB guys was a joke. A fucking joke.

 

Dupree bumps well but that is it. Grenier is far better with the little things, and tries to make up for the lack of ring skills with more than just a shitty dance (they named it, it's crap).

 

Heidenreich/Taker was pretty good, a lot better than most gave it credit for, but Heidenreichs selling is horrid.

 

Top 5;

 

1. JBL

2. Hirohito

3. Coach

4. Jordan

5. Grenier

[Gary Floyd 0]

Homoerotic quote of the year: "My BUTT's hungry"

[The Mandarin 0]

(oh and piss on YOU for that)

No, no, urine on you my friend.

 

Mark Henry is a boss-mon when he feels motivated. It usually takes someone like Chris Jericho or Arnold Schwarzenegger or D-Lo or something. And when he injures himself, he always makes sure to do something for the KIDS~.

 

 

..I couldn't find Mizark's Get REAL poster, so Shelton has to do.

 

And I swear, watch Spike from 11-12 this weekend and Grisham's stock with you will go up huge. No lie.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Homoerotic quote of the year: "My BUTT's hungry"

I remember hearing that, but nothing else about it...

 

Who said that and why??

[Tawren 0]

Homoerotic quote of the year: "My BUTT's hungry"

I remember hearing that, but nothing else about it...

 

Who said that and why??

Christy during the diva search. After saying that, she proceeded to sit on a pie and rub it around.

[Guest deadbeater]

Rassmussen's ManLove Scene of the Year:

 

Heindenreich and Snitsky's heavy breathing lovefest at Survival Series.

 

Match of the Year:

 

Royal Rumble.

 

Heel of the Year:

 

Jonathan Coachman. HHH gets too much rudo pop, and he begs for it.

 

Face of the Year:

 

Eugene.

 

Turn of the Year:

 

Steve Regal. After twelve years of miserly misery, he becomes full-fleged face for first time in his career, and his career is rejuvenated.

 

Bump of the Year:

 

Lita's Faceplant Plancha vs Trish, Raw 12/6/04.

 

The 'Heil Hitler' cheap heat of the year:

 

JBL's salute to the German crowd, not know it is illegal there.

 

Skit of the year:

 

Lita's Bridal shower, courtesy of the Diva heels, if only for Molly offering Lita condoms.

 

Promo of the year:

 

Regal's speech on HHH, as mentioned before.

[JoeDirt 0]

Worst title change of the year: Jacqueline beating Chavo for the CW title on Smackdown.

 

And the stupid thing is they were originally going to put Matt Cappotelli in this spot, but he was hurt so they used Jackie instead. But if Cappotelli was ready to come in and feud for the CW title, surely they would bring him in as soon as he got healthy? Nope, he's still in OVW. Jackie dropped the title and was quickly released. Shows how random and stupid their booking is much of the time.

[The Mandarin 0]

Shortest Smartmark Love Affair: Johnny Nitro/Spade/Blaze

It was like three weeks of heavy marking out, then silence.