Guest LooneyTune Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 RVD is so high he can split into two.
BHK Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 I'm 0-1. Royal Rumble prediction: RVD and Rob Van Dam vs. the Basham Brothers. Vince figured out cloning? So when do we get HHH vs. HHH for the title? Angle vs. Angle in his hometown challenge at No Way Out. Now that, that was funny. *gives points to Phenom* edit: *points ot Looneytunes also*
Exslade ZX Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 Crowd is chanting to Miz "Please don't die." Just kidding. It'd be funny if they did.
Guest The Shadow Behind You Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 I'm pretty sure angle will have his boys go after the Tag titles next. Jindrak/Reigns Vs RVD and Mysterio with ROB VAN DAM @ Rumble.
JoeDirt Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 Keller's recap so far: WWE ARMAGEDDON PPV DECEMBER 12, 2004 ATLANTA, GA. -"The End" by The Doors was the soundtrack to an introductory video for the PPV. -Michael Cole and Tazz introduced the show from ringside, then the Spanish announce team introduced themselves. 1 -- ROB VAN DAM & REY MYSTERIO vs. KENZO SUZUKI (w/Hiroku) & RENE DUPREE Cole said the last time WWE was in Atlanta was for the 2002 Royal Rumble. He said the fans were jacked. RVD dropped Rey on top of Kenzo with a legdrop, which Cole said is called the "420." He said that's because four legs are involved and their combined shoe sizes are 20. What a coincidence. Kenzo blocked an early 619 attempt by Mysterio. RVD leaped off the apron with a legdrop onto Dupree at ringside. Kenzo threw Dupree back into the ring, which led to a quick two count by RVD. RVD and Mysterio double-teamed Dupree and scored another near fall. Tazz commented that RVD and Mystery had great chemistry. Dupree fired back with a high standing dropkick. RVD monkey-flipped Dupree toward Rey who flew off the top rope and overshot Dupree and basically leapfrogged him. That led to a two count. Dupree clotheslined RVD at 6:00 and tagged out to Kenzo. Kenzo figured the best way to keep the match going was to stand in the corner, make exaggerated ridiculous faces, and then go into a chinlock. Some fans chanted "RVD, RVD." RVD quickly elbowed out of it. Kenzo, though, remained on offense. RVD, though, surprised Kenzo with a jump reverse sidekick and then tag-tagged Mysterio at 7:30. Rey fended off an interfering Dupree with a series of ten punches in the corner. Kenzo, though, dropped Rey's throat over the top rope as Hiroku distracted the ref. Torrie Wilson ran to the ring and chased Hiroku to the back. Kenzo choked Mysterio in the ring as Dupree watched the women run to the back. Kenzo gave Mysterio a Flair-like jumping kneedrop to the head. He followed up with a half-hearted armbar. Mysterio punched out of it and crawled over to hot-tag RVD, but he couldn't reach him before Kenzo yanked his leg. Kenzo tagged Dupree back in, who promptly went into a facelock and then a surfboard. Rey flip-kicked out of it and dove to tag RVD, but Dupree stopped him, then tagged in Kenzo. The heels kept preventing Rey from tagging out to RVD for several minutes. At 14:45 Rey finally made the hot tag to RVD, who worked over Dupree including a split-legged moonsault for a two count. RVD and Mysterio doubled on Dupree, prompting Kenzo to interfere. Dupree and Kenzo attempted to double-team RVD, but RVD fended them off. RVD set up both heels for 619s. Rey hit Dupree, but didn't hit Kenzo. Kenzo wisely didn't sell it since he didn't get hit. RVD then hit the Five-Star on Dupree for the win. WINNERS: RVD & Mysterio at 17:11 to retain the WWE Tag Titles. STAR RATING: **3/4 -- The best match you could probably see RVD & Mysterio carry Dupree & Suzuki to. A really solid opener, if not a bit formula in places. I can't believe Kenzo was smart enough not to sell the 619 when it didn't hit him, even though the spot was set up for him to be hit at the same time as Dupree. It was one of those matches were everything fell into place. -A soundbite aired with Daniel Puder talking about the Dixie Dogfight later with Mike Mizanin. As Cole and Tazz talked about Miz's chances, Kurt Angle's music began and he made his way to the ring. -Kurt Angle told the fans he was going to treat them to a "very special Kurt Angle Invitiational." Fans don't chant "what" as persistently at Angle anymore now that Steve Austin is becoming a more distant memory. He said he was putting his gold medal on the line against someone who like him treats his craft very seriously - Santa Clause. Santa then ran out. The crowd wasn't impressed with Santa. Angle said he works hard every night and can't wait to go home to see his little daughter. He said all his daughter wants to do is write letters to Santa. He said Santa gives real heroes like himself a bad name. He said he was going to let his daughter watch the PPV tonight so she could see him tap out. Angle then gave Santa a couple suplexes, then made him tapout to an anklelock. The wig fell off of Santa right away. It wasn't anyone recognizable. "Talk about a scrooge," said Cole.
ChrisMWaters Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 And of course, Rob Van Dam #2 will be played by... ...THE BLUE MEANIE!!!!!
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 I can't wait for the Wrestlemania XXI Triple Threat Main Event: Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Jean-Paul Levesque vs. Triple H in a Sledgehammer on a Pole Match.
ChrisMWaters Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 I can't wait for the Wrestlemania XXI Triple Threat Main Event: Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Jean-Paul Levesque vs. Triple H in a Sledgehammer on a Pole Match. With special guest referee Terra Ryzin.
BHK Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 Are you kidding, XXI's main event will obviously be Vince McMahon vs. Vince Mcmahon, as Vince would clone himself first.
Guest Phenom Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 I can't wait for the Wrestlemania XXI Triple Threat Main Event: Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Jean-Paul Levesque vs. Triple H in a Sledgehammer on a Pole Match. With special guest referee Terra Ryzin. Along with the Tag-Title matchup: Mankind and Brother Love vs. Mick Foley and Cactus Jack.
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 Don't you mean DUDE Love, or is Brother Love a funnier choice?
Guest Phenom Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 Don't you mean DUDE Love, or is Brother Love a funnier choice? A little from collum A, a little from collum B.
ChrisMWaters Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 ...Dude Love vs. Brother Love. There's a match we needed sometime in the past.
Guest The Shadow Behind You Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 U mean Dude Love?
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 In a special bonus Hardcore Match: Sparky Plugg vs. Hardcore Holly in a Rogaine Over-dose Match.
BHK Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 clone jokes > armaggedon Pretty much. It's a major comment on the quality of the show when no one viewing the thread about it reports what's going on.
Guest Phenom Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 Hollywood Hogan vs. Mr. America for the WWE title!
Exslade ZX Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 Puder actually..coming out like a boxer unlike Mike... And a 'This isn't the Real World' sign...lol
JoeDirt Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 In a special bonus Hardcore Match: Sparky Plugg vs. Hardcore Holly in a Rogaine Over-dose Match. Earthquake vs. Shark vs. Avalanche Okay, someone needs to do one for Brutus Beefcake.
Exslade ZX Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 Oh ok...they have on head guards. So maybe MIke won't die..
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 Hollywood Hogan vs. Mr. America for the WWE title! (hands you $100) I want ticket!
ChrisMWaters Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 Puder actually..coming out like a boxer unlike Mike... And a 'This isn't the Real World' sign...lol Did the guys have their own themes or just both come out to the "$1,000,000 Tough Enough" theme?
BHK Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 In a special bonus Hardcore Match: Sparky Plugg vs. Hardcore Holly in a Rogaine Over-dose Match. Earthquake vs. Shark vs. Avalanche Okay, someone needs to do one for Brutus Beefcake. THe Brutus Beefcake elimination chamber
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 In a special bonus Hardcore Match: Sparky Plugg vs. Hardcore Holly in a Rogaine Over-dose Match. Earthquake vs. Shark vs. Avalanche Okay, someone needs to do one for Brutus Beefcake. Anthrax Gauntlet Match Brutus Beefcake vs. The Run-in Man vs. The Clipmaster vs. The Butcher vs. The Man With No Face vs. The Man With No Name vs. The Zodiac vs. Brother Bruti vs. The Booty Man vs. The Dicyple vs. The Name He Used in I-Generation PPV
Guest Fook_Theta Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 BHK oversells Precious Roy's offense with the most dangerous finish in sports entertainment, the rollup.
Exslade ZX Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 Puder actually..coming out like a boxer unlike Mike... And a 'This isn't the Real World' sign...lol Did the guys have their own themes or just both come out to the "$1,000,000 Tough Enough" theme? Tough Enough theme.
Precious Roy Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 Brutus Beefcake v. The Butcher v. The Zodiac v. The Booty Man v. Brother Bruti v. The Disciple v. RVD v. Rob Van Dam
ChrisMWaters Posted December 13, 2004 Report Posted December 13, 2004 Puder actually..coming out like a boxer unlike Mike... And a 'This isn't the Real World' sign...lol Did the guys have their own themes or just both come out to the "$1,000,000 Tough Enough" theme? Tough Enough theme. ...damnit. I want Puder to use Shamrock's old theme!
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