The OAO SmackDown! Christmas in Iraq II: Electric

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

Taker's beard is greying.

[AndrewTS 0]

It's INTENSITY~! Like when Lawler does it... except he has man titties.

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

If Angle gets a full goatee, then he also has to go with his WrestleMania X-8 ring attire.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Bizarro World Angle ruled.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

Why is Vince ALWAYS with Torrie? Doesn't Billy see this?

 

Kidman: She's my meal ticket. I cant do nething.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

It's INTENSITY~! Like when Lawler does it... except he has man titties.

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO.

He's a King, which is similar to an emperor, and the one strap plays to a toga, which only went over one shoulder.

 

At least that's my theory about it.

[iliketurtles 0]

If Angle gets a full goatee, then he also has to go with his WrestleMania X-8 ring attire.

That...would kick ass.

 

And he should grow his hair back out. If he can without it looking retarded.

[Guest LooneyTune]

It's INTENSITY~! Like when Lawler does it... except he has man titties.

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO.

He's a King, which is similar to an emperor, and the one strap plays to a toga, which only went over one shoulder.

 

At least that's my theory about it.

a.k.a making shit up?

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

So the tag champions consist of a

 

Pot Smoking Free Happy Go lucky guy and a Gun toting short angry Latino.

[RHR 0]

Ah hell...I'm going to watch Shaun of the Dead tonight, I guess. This thread has turned me off. Then...I'm going to watch King Arthur. To get turned on again.

[Exslade ZX 0]

WTF? Anyone else getting this Paris Hilton commercial?

 

Oops...I mean this 'Y' commercial?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

So the tag champions consist of a

 

Pot Smoking Free Happy Go lucky guy and a Gun toting short angry Latino.

More comedy than Cheech and Chong!

[AndrewTS 0]

It's INTENSITY~! Like when Lawler does it... except he has man titties.

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO.

He's a King, which is similar to an emperor, and the one strap plays to a toga, which only went over one shoulder.

 

At least that's my theory about it.

Too bad I don't think we ever got a Beefcake/Lawler match then...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

It's INTENSITY~! Like when Lawler does it... except he has man titties.

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO.

He's a King, which is similar to an emperor, and the one strap plays to a toga, which only went over one shoulder.

 

At least that's my theory about it.

a.k.a making shit up?

...well, yeah.

 

But at least I put SOMETHING for a theory.

[The Mandarin 0]

Rey has a gone fetish. Interesting.

..yes.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

It's INTENSITY~! Like when Lawler does it... except he has man titties.

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO.

He's a King, which is similar to an emperor, and the one strap plays to a toga, which only went over one shoulder.

 

At least that's my theory about it.

Too bad I don't think we ever got a Beefcake/Lawler match then...

Huh?

 

Why is that?

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

It's INTENSITY~! Like when Lawler does it... except he has man titties.

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO.

He's a King, which is similar to an emperor, and the one strap plays to a toga, which only went over one shoulder.

 

At least that's my theory about it.

a.k.a making shit up?

...well, yeah.

 

But at least I put SOMETHING for a theory.

here's my theory. It was cheap at the costume store and he got used to it.

[AndrewTS 0]

It's INTENSITY~! Like when Lawler does it... except he has man titties.

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO.

He's a King, which is similar to an emperor, and the one strap plays to a toga, which only went over one shoulder.

 

At least that's my theory about it.

Too bad I don't think we ever got a Beefcake/Lawler match then...

Huh?

 

Why is that?

Emperor...Brutus...

[iliketurtles 0]

Rey has a gone fetish. Interesting.

..yes.

...yeah. And a gun fetish.

[AndrewTS 0]

So the tag champions consist of a

 

Pot Smoking Free Happy Go lucky guy and a Gun toting short angry Latino.

They fight crime!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

It's INTENSITY~! Like when Lawler does it... except he has man titties.

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO.

He's a King, which is similar to an emperor, and the one strap plays to a toga, which only went over one shoulder.

 

At least that's my theory about it.

Too bad I don't think we ever got a Beefcake/Lawler match then...

Huh?

 

Why is that?

Emperor...Brutus...

AH! I see.

 

...well, Brutus WAS at WrestleMania 9 at Ceaser's Palace...does that account for anything?

[AndrewTS 0]

It's INTENSITY~! Like when Lawler does it... except he has man titties.

I never got why Lawler wore the caveman-ish one-strap singlet. It works for a giant guy, but not really on a guy his size, IMO.

He's a King, which is similar to an emperor, and the one strap plays to a toga, which only went over one shoulder.

 

At least that's my theory about it.

Too bad I don't think we ever got a Beefcake/Lawler match then...

Huh?

 

Why is that?

Emperor...Brutus...

AH! I see.

 

...well, Brutus WAS at WrestleMania 9 at Ceaser's Palace...does that account for anything?

Well, he was Mega Maniac at that point, even though they weren't pretending he wasn't Beefcake and even had the scissors.

 

But WWE was too kiddie-friendly then to do a stabbing angle.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...that would have been a perfect time for a Beefcake heel turn.

 

Have him attack Hogan with the scissors, and Hogan could have said "Et Tu, Brutai?"

[AndrewTS 0]

...that would have been a perfect time for a Beefcake heel turn.

 

Have him attack Hogan with the scissors, and Hogan could have said "Et Tu, Brutai?"

Would have helped ease the pain from that snore-riffic tag match.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Not outstanding from the show itself, but I'm glad McMahon and company can do this for the troops.

[Guest fanofcoils]

BTW...for the record, I think this is the second time the "Classic" Taker entrance has been used outdoors.

 

First was WrestleMania 9.

 

A case can partially be made for WrestleMania 8 as well.

How was Wrestlemania VIII anyway outdoors? I don't recall it even being Safeco Field Wrestlemania XIX partially outdoors.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

alot of light went through...

[Guest fanofcoils]

From Merriam-Webster dictionary

 

Main Entry: [2]outdoors

Function: noun plural but singular in construction

Date: 1844

1 : a place or location away from the confines of a building

2 : the world away from human habitations

 

 

Sorry, don't see that apply.

 

I will call Wrestlemania VIII indoors but somewhat natural feel (with the light coming in) Wrestlemania.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

From Merriam-Webster dictionary

 

Main Entry: [2]outdoors

Function: noun plural but singular in construction

Date: 1844

1 : a place or location away from the confines of a building

2 : the world away from human habitations

 

 

Sorry, don't see that apply.

 

I will call Wrestlemania VIII indoors but somewhat natural feel (with the light coming in) Wrestlemania.

Well...It was in Indiana...so maybe that works.

[MARTYEWR 0]

I actually caught bits and pieces of the Iraq Smackdown. First Smackdown I watched in ages.

 

Question: What the fuck happened to Kurt Angle's arms????