OAO Smackdown Night Of Champs Thread

[Exslade ZX 0]

Hey, this song is in Final Fantasy. >_>

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Well lets spook Heidi some...

[Guest LooneyTune]

Where's Heyman? This guys can't cut a promo.

He's been taken off TV for some reason.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Hey, this song is in Final Fantasy. >_>

No. Not quite. Close, but no.

[Dark Age 0]

Some reason.... or THE reason?

 

Oh yes. Conspiracy theory~!

 

I'm not even gonna go there. Oh no. No sir.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Aww, I wanted the "Double Wide, Double Deep" casket that Taker used on Yokozuna.

[Brett Favre 0]

Heidenreich can't handle the Underfart.

[Vyce 0]

Great, a casket match.

 

Any one want to bet on how many run-ins it will have? I'm setting the over / under at 6.

[Guest LooneyTune]

The Underachiver vs. John Heidenwhatshisnameagain in a Casket Match! Order now! 300,000 buys or more and the fans pick what heels help Heidenshcyster win!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I've been contemplating the Directv next 3 PPVs for $88 offer, but the promise of Taker/Heidi in a casket match just knocked most of the enthusiasm I had for the show down the toilet.

 

Yeehaw.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Great, a casket match.

 

Any one want to bet on how many run-ins it will have? I'm setting the over / under at 6.

<---made same kind of post 7 or 8 above.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Great, a casket match.

 

Any one want to bet on how many run-ins it will have? I'm setting the over / under at 6.

I predict at least 2:

 

Snitsky on behalf of Heidenreich

Kane on behalf of Undertaker

[Guest LooneyTune]

So... how do they explain the reuniting of Kane & The Undertaker... again?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Are Reigns/Jindrak still affiliated with Angle?

[Guest LooneyTune]

Whatever happend to the Basham Brothers breakup?

 

And god damn how bad would the Bashams vs. Luther Jindrak be...

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

The could have a 9 man Triangle Tag Match to hype up the triple threat match at RR...

 

Reigns/Jindrak/Angle

vs

Bashams/JBL

vs

Eddy/Booker/Big Show

[Brett Favre 0]

Watch RVD come in all stoned and make a claim for himself and Mysterio.

[Brett Favre 0]

Watch RVD come in all stoned and make a claim for himself and Mysterio.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Looney: For Taker/Kane reunion...it's simple.

 

Their enemies align with each other. To deal with the threat of their enemies, they realize that they have to reunite once again.

[Vyce 0]

Spike really needs to Albano that Neidhart beard up with a stylin' rubber band.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Funaki as Champion AND on Smackdown = Me

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

FUNAKI WINS!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

YAY! FUNAKI WINS AGAIN!

[Guest LooneyTune]

Funaki wins! Funaki wins! Funaki wins!

 

Too bad he didnt even get a propper entrance.

[Brett Favre 0]

So what the hell happened to the Dudleyz?

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

So... how do they explain the reuniting of Kane & The Undertaker... again?

Easy.

 

Taker (walking backstage): Hey Kane!

Kane: GRRR!

Taker: Listen up man, look the other day I'm kicking down on the dead side ya know?

Kane: grunt

Taker: and this little bouncing baby c0mes my way, a ugly freaking baby.

Kane: mmm...

Taker: and well the little shit starting talking to me. I thought I had one to many but sure enough I find out it's YOUR dead son. Apprently while I was busy with this freak Heidenreich dude, you raped some chick and this snitsky fellow caused her to miscarry? Busy man aren't cha. Heard you kicked his ass a couple weeks ago

Kane: HA HA HA!

Taker: unfortantly, you didn't finish the job. Like always.

Kane: I killed you didn't I?

Taker: I'm still here aren't I?

Kane: right...

Taker: Look so anyways, your son tells me that all he wants to see is his daddy and uncle Taker beat the hell out of the two of them...So what you say brother? Up for another ride?

Kane: Sure thang baby. Anything for my dead son.

[Guest LooneyTune]

THIS FUCKING VIDEO AGAIN!!?!?!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Uh.

 

Ok..

 

Im waiting for the Smackdown in Iraq Special Edition 7 disc DVD with 313 new Music Video Packages that you didn't see on RAW/Smackdown/Heat/Velocity all using Creed Songs...

[Guest LooneyTune]

So what the hell happened to the Dudleyz?

Time off the road to get rid of the staleness?

 

@ TSBY Post about Kane/UT

 

I guess a enemies teaming together thing makes sense, since they are on different shows and thus it doesn't have to have a real long term story.

[Brett Favre 0]

So... how do they explain the reuniting of Kane & The Undertaker... again?

Easy.

 

Taker (walking backstage): Hey Kane!

Kane: GRRR!

Taker: Listen up man, look the other day I'm kicking down on the dead side ya know?

Kane: grunt

Taker: and this little bouncing baby c0mes my way, a ugly freaking baby.

Kane: mmm...

Taker: and well the little shit starting talking to me. I thought I had one to many but sure enough I find out it's YOUR dead son. Apprently while I was busy with this freak Heidenreich dude, you raped some chick and this snitsky fellow caused her to miscarry? Busy man aren't cha. Heard you kicked his ass a couple weeks ago

Kane: HA HA HA!

Taker: unfortantly, you didn't finish the job. Like always.

Kane: I killed you didn't I?

Taker: I'm still here aren't I?

Kane: right...

Taker: Look so anyways, your son tells me that all he wants to see is his daddy and uncle Taker beat the hell out of the two of them...So what you say brother? Up for another ride?

Kane: Sure thang baby. Anything for my dead son.

That was good.