I just barfed

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

God help mr if I don't fdie

[Guest Deebo]

You're cool.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Oh Banky

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I hope you didn't puke on your keyboard -- all those little chunks going into those cracks...

[DerangedHermit 0]

God help mr if I don't fdie

this is a reenactment

 

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I had some nasty diahrea yesterday if that makes you feel any better.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

please please someone delete this

[Mole 0]

Ha.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I should dry up for awhile, from 2:30 - 4:30 am I was in hell.

[Art Sandusky 0]

That's the period of last night that I barely remember. We're like brothers, man.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

That's the period of last night that I barely remember. We're like brothers, man.

I wanna die today, too.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Last night, I was cockblocked by a friend of mine.

 

Goddamnit.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Last night, I was cockblocked by a friend of mine.

 

Goddamnit.

aoo?

[1234-5678 0]

You're all pussies. I drank a bottle of Irish whiskey and quite a few tasty and cheap Natural Lights, plus got a blowjob in my friend's bathroom, and then I was up at 10 this morning to go down to the Mummers parade.

 

My coolness factor is now through the roof.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

You're all pussies. I drank a bottle of Irish whiskey and quite a few tasty and cheap Natural Lights, plus got a blowjob in my friend's bathroom, and then I was up at 10 this morning to go down to the Mummers parade.

 

My coolness factor is now through the roof.

I call bullshit.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I call lame.

[1234-5678 0]

Well there's really no way to prove or disprove any of this. I mean, it is the internet after all.

[1234-5678 0]

I call lame.

No, no, Smirnoff Ice is lame.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Your face is lame.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Lameface.

[1234-5678 0]

Ya got me there.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I hope it was Chief's bathroom. And Smirnoff Ice is awful. Alcoholic sugar water.

[The Czech Republic 0]

What's a Mummer?

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Seeing this thread makes me have to barf again.

 

Fuck.