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We return to HeldDOWN, with eight men standing in the ring, ready for some clusterfuckin'!

 

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the Mid South Eight Man Elimination Match for the OAOAST X-Division Championship. Two men will start with the other six able to tag in at any time. Eliminations occur as result of pinfalls, submissions, countouts and disqualifications and the last man standing will be the X-Division Champion. Introducing the participants. First, from Windsor, Ontario Canada...weighing one hundred and thirty six pounds. SEAN... BRYANT!

 

"BOOOOOOOOO!"

 

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Also from Windsor, Ontario Canada. He weighs two hundred and seventeen pounds... "THE GRRRRRAAAPLER!" ALEX... BRYANT!

 

"BOOOOOOOOO!"

 

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Weighing two hundred and seventeen pounds...the holder of the OAOAST X-Cup! "THE ROLE MODEL!" JACOB LYYYYYYYNEEEEE!

 

"YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

 

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Weighing in at two hundred and thirteen pounds. MIKEEEEEYYY TETHEEERRRSSS!!!

 

"YEEEAAAHHH!"

 

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From Butte Montana and weighing two hundred and four pounds. "DEVASTATIN'"... DAAAAANNYYY... DOUGLAAAASSSS!!!

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

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From Japan! He is the reigning HI-YAH Jr. Heavyweight Champion! YUJI... CHUUUSSSAAAAAKIII!!!"

 

"YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

 

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Hailing from Gold Coast, Queensland Australia. He weighs one hundred and ninety five pounds. "THE LOOKS!"... SAAAAAXXOOON AAAAUUSSIIIEEE!!!

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

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And finally, the reigning and defending OAOAST X-Division Champion of the world! From Grand Rapids, Michigan. He weighs two hundred and eight pounds. He is "SILKY SMOOTH!" LEEEEOON... RRRRROOODDEEEZZZ!!!!

 

"YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

 

With the eight men introduced, Michael Buffer exits the ring post-haste, whilst the eight men are now left to decide amongst them who is to start. Quickly The Bryants exit to one corner and make sure they're ready to work as a team, while Douglas exits to a corner also. Yuji and Lyne step out onto another corner and it seems Mikey is ready to start off. As is Aussie. And the champion, Rodez.

 

COLE

Well, of course, this match was supposed to be a part of Climax. Unfortunately, the bus carrying a number of the competitors in this match broke down, causing the match to be postponed.

 

CABOOSE

So what's the excuse for it being late this time.

 

COLE

...it's not late.

 

CABOOSE

Then why does my personal organiser say today is Frida...

 

COLE

Fourth wall Boose. Fourth wall.

 

A brief arguement is going on in the ring between Aussie Saxon and Mikey Tethers, leaving Leon to wait for an opponent. And wait. And wait some more. Until finally Rodez gives up on waiting and steps to the last remaining vacant corner...

 

 

*DING DING DING*

 

...and the bell rings, with Saxon and Mikey apparantely unaware that they are the legal men.

 

DOUGLAS

Start the dang match, idiots!

 

The shout from the Devatatin' One catches Saxon's attention and the Aussie quickly turns around, forearming Douglas right in the face. Mikey quickly capitalises and pushes Saxon out of the ring, before grabbing Douglas and hiptossing him over the top and into the ring. The referee has meanwhile called a tag, unbeknownest to Douglas who quickly tries to leave the ring, only to be schoolboyed back by Mikey...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

Douglas kicks out, rolling to his feet and coming with a clothesline at Mikey. Mikey ducks as Douglas swings a full 360, back into a forearm from Mikey...and a second...before Mikey leaps onto Douglas's thighs, attempting a monkey flip. However, Douglas catches Mikey coming and presses him off, sending Mikey crashing to the mat. Quickly Mikey rolls back to his feet, charging once more and brushing past Douglas, bouncing off the ropes and brushing past Douglas again. Danny looks a little bemused now as Mikey hits the ropes again, building up a big head of steam...

 

 

...only to get shoulder-blocked down by Douglas!

 

"BOOOOOOOO!"

 

The crowd boo Douglas as he drags Mikey up, scooping him effortlessly off the canvas and slamming him back down. Mikey is quick to get back up, but Douglas meets him again with a scoop and a slam. Again though, Mikey snaps right back up and walks into another scoop. This time though, Mikey floats over Douglas' head and drives him down on the way with a diving reverse DDT!

 

COLE

Wow! That'll give you a headache, daddio!

 

Douglas senses the tide turning and quickly scrambles across the ring, reaching up to the first corner he comes to...and tags in Alex Bryant, before scurrying from the ring. Slowly The Grappler enters the ring, eyeing Mikey up like a piece of meat, ready to be cooked and eaten in some sort of bread or bun. On the outside meanwhile, Douglas is having trouble finding a corner to climb to, with Saxon Aussie still glaring at him...eventually climbing up beside Sean Bryant. In the ring, Alex Bryant drops into a readied position and beckons Mikey in. But Mikey is smarter than to try and out-wrestle Bryant, instead tagging in Yuji Chusaki!

 

"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

 

COLE

And the crowd erupt for the HI-YAH Jr. Heavyweight Champion! Could he become a double champion here tonight on HeldDOWN~?

 

COACH

Well, yeah, if he wins.

 

COLE

...indeed.

 

Yuji strides confidently into the ring, grabbing the oncoming Bryant in a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Quickly he pulls Alex down into a side headlock, only for Alex to drop and roll, leaning Yuji onto his shoulders.

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

Yuji kicks off of his shoulders, hanging onto the headlock he had applied on Alex. Pushing to his feet, Bryant fires a couple of forearms into the side of Yuji's body, weakening him up enough to push him to the ropes. Yuji hangs onto the ropes as he hits them, forcing Bryant to charge. But Yuji raises a boot, catching Bryant flush in the jaw. Away staggers Yuji, with Bryant following in and grabbing on a side headlock on the HI-YAH Jr. Heavyweight Champion. Grabbing hold of Bryant's wrist and twisting out of the headlock, Yuji applies a hammerlock on Bryant before chaining into a side headlock of his own. But Bryant quickly picks Yuji's ankle and pulls him off of his feet and to the canvas, causing him to release the headlock. Bryant now grabs Yuji's ankle once more, only for Yuji to push Bryant off with his feet, causing Bryant to roll across the ring, Yuji quick to follow. Bryant is ready to get up but drops back down, Yuji rolling over Bryant...and we're at a stand-off!

 

CABOOSE

Tut tut tut. Shoulda kicked him in the face.

 

COLE

In the face of great action like this, that is all you can say?

 

Bryant and Yuji both stand back up and glare each other down for a moment...before Yuji feels a tap on his shoulder from Leon Rodez, who has just tagged himself in as a result. Yuji shrugs and exits the ring, as Leon enters in his place.

 

COLE

Well, the champion stepping in for the first time in this match. It'd probably be wiser for him to stay on the apron however.

 

COACH

Yeah, but then you'd have to mention how cowardly it was.

 

Leon loosens himself up as he moves in on Bryant, The Grappler waiting. Scooting behind Rodez, Bryant locks on a waistlock and sweeps Rodez's feet out from under him and taking him to the mat. Rodez quickly shimmies to the side, into a seated position before pulling one of Bryant's hands out to the side and sliding behind Bryant with a hammerlock on. Pushing to his feet, Bryant hooks a hand under Rodez's jaw and springs off the mat, landing and flipping Rodez over with a snapmare. But Rodez hangs onto the hammerlock, shifting the weight so that he remains in control of Bryant. Bryant doesn't stay down for long though, pulling himself back up and connecting with a back elbow to Rodez's recently recovered nose. And a second...

 

 

...but Rodez ducks a third, allowing Bryant to stagger backwards...

 

 

*SLAP!*

 

"WHOOOOOO!"

 

...where he nails him with a knifedge chop, causing the off-guard Bryant to topple through the ropes and to the floor!

 

COLE

Leon Rodez with a little more 'cutting edge' in that exchange than Yuji in his, if you'll pardon the pun.

 

As Bryant slowly pulls himself up on the outside, it seems his cousin Sean doesn't appreciate Rodez's abilities as he runs into the ring and barges Rodez out to the floor with Alex. And quickly Alex grabs Rodez in a side headlock while making a motion to his cousin, who suddenly sprints across the ring. Sean's crossfire is locked on Rodez as he sprints back...

 

 

 

...into a Danny Douglas clothesline!

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

Douglas does a little celebratory strut at cutting Sean's dive off, but he doesn't see Jacob Lyne walking up behind him and hooking him up and over the top rope. Douglas, Rodez and both Bryants are all grouped on the outside now as Jacob Lyne walks over to the ropes, leaping over the top rope...AND WIPING OUT ALL FOUR WITH A PLANCHA!

 

"JA-COB! JA-COB! JA-COB!"

 

With the crowd chanting his name, Jacob hauls himself slowly off the concrete floor as the rest of the competitors around him try to do the same. And whilst they do so, Mikey Tethers is ready to dive. But Yuji Chusaki suddenly enters the ring, charging and wiping out Mikey with a clothesline! Only for Saxon to enter the ring and spin Yuji around, hooking him up and over with a hurricanrana that sends Yuji flying throat first into the middle rope. The ropes bounce him back towards the centre of the ring. Meanwhile, Saxon exits to the apron and begins to climb to the top rope.

 

COLE

Chaos has erupted early in this one!

 

Saxon reaches the top rope and stops as he sees Mikey advancing, adjusting his positioning slightly before launching off the top and somersaulting himself into Tethers! Both Saxon and Mikey hit the canvas hard, pulling themselves slowly up whilst Yuji lines them up...

 

 

*SLAP!*

 

"WHOOOOOO!"

 

 

*SLAP!*

 

"WHOOOOOO!"

 

...chopping first Mikey, then Saxon! Both stagger a little as Yuji whips Mikey hard into the turnbuckles, before yanking Saxon the same way and piling the two up in the corner. As both men recline in the corner, as Yuji lines them up.

 

CHUSAKI

HEEEE-YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

Letting out a war-cry, Yuji charges...AND NAILS A RUNNING DROPKICK IN THE CORNER!!! Saxon takes the dropkick flush in the face, snapping his head back into Mikey's! The two men clock heads and slump to either side, Saxon falling through the ropes to the floor. Mikey isn't so lucky though, as he falls right at Yuji's feet. Quickly, Yuji pulls Mikey up to his knees and places him in a standing headscissors, quickly checking that the other competitors are out of the way. Which they are, brawling on the floor. Which allows Yuji to double underhook Mikey's arms and hoist him into the air...before sitting out, dropping Mikey down with a tiger driver!

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

THREEE!

 

*DING*

 

"MIKEY TETHERS...ELIMINATED!"

 

 

As Yuji rolls Mikey's lifeless body out of his lap and to the floor below, Sean Bryant has rolled into the ring and charges past Yuji, coming back...

 

 

*SMACK!*

 

...INTO A YUJI SAVATE KICK!!!

 

"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!"

 

Sean almost flips a full 360 degrees from the combined effects of impact and momentum, landing awkwardly on his head. Yuji simply bends down, making the cover...

 

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

...NO!

 

The pin is broken by Alex Bryant, pulling Yuji off of the cover...AND DOWN INTO THE BORDER CITY STRETCH!

 

COLE

Bryant has the Jr. Heavyweight Champion wrapped up! This doesn't look good for the HI-YAH representative!

 

CABOOSE

Who cares? It's not like he works for us. He works for HI-YAH.

 

COLE

So?

 

CABOOSE

So...he's from Japan. He's evil!

 

Bryant leans back with all his might, stretching out Yuji's neck to it's breaking point. But Yuji has the ropes in his sight and tries desperately to pull himself towards the nearest escape. Bryant pulls back once more...but as he does, Jacob Lyne rolls into the ring. Only to stop, realising that Yuji's elimination would only do him good. Luckily for Yuji though, Leon Rodez rolls in moments later and proves more loyal...or stupid, whatever...as he breaks the hold and quickly pitches Bryant out over the top, wiping out Douglas as he flies to the floor. Meanwhile, Rodez turns around looking for some more action...

 

 

...and finds himself faced with Jacob Lyne!

 

COACH

Woah boy!

 

COLE

Former partners face to face here. These two men were team-mates around the time of The Underground's invasion of the OAOAST.

 

Lyne and Rodez both stop and a staredown ensues between both former partners, the crowd buzzing as the two step forward until they're nose to nose. At which point, Saxon Aussie suddenly enters the ring and charges up behind the unaware Rodez, shunting him into Lyne! The two clock heads and crash across the ring, as Saxon turns back and pulls Yuji Chusaki up from the canvas, dropkicking him backwards and into the corner. Yuji bounces off of the turnbuckles and staggers out, as Saxon leapfrogs Yuji, backflipping off of the middle rope and backflipping over the HI-YAH Jr. Heavyweight Champion, hooking his legs around his head and hurricanraning him across the ring. Saxon stands back up and poses, getting some screams from the females in attendance. But as Saxon's back is turned, a rolling dropkick from Sean Bryant sends him crashing to the outside. Now though, Bryant has his back turned, not seeing Leon Rodez sneaking up behind him and hooking Sean's hands around his throat, into a Japanese stranglehold. Sean tries to pull his arms free but can't, so instead places a foot on the middle rope.

 

"ONE!"

 

The referee starts the count, as Sean plants his other foot on the middle rope as well, for posterity.

 

 

"TWO!"

 

But Rodez isn't done.

 

"THREE!"

 

Popping his hips...

 

 

"FOUR!"

 

 

 

...AND THROWING SEAN OVER, DROPPING HIM ON HIS GOD-DAMN HEAD~!!!

 

COLE

JAPANESE STRANGLEHOLD SUPLEX!?!?!

 

CABOOSE

Damn spot-monkeys.

 

Sean flops to the canvas, as Rodez turns him over into the cover...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

THREEEEEE!!!

 

*DING*

 

"SEAN BRYANT...ELIMINATED!"

 

Looking decidedly concerned, Alex Bryant crawls over to check on his cousin as Rodez gets back up...only to get socked down, by a Danny Douglas clothesline.

 

COLE

Folks, we'll be right back so don't go anywhere...this match shall continue!!

 

 

 

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COMMERCIAL BREAK

***

 

 

COLE

Welcome back to HeldDOWN~!, where during the break we saw the eliminations of both Alex Bryant and Jacob Lyne. Now, back to the action...

 

CABOOSE

That's kind of a cop-out, isn't it?

 

COLE

How?

 

CABOOSE

Well, you come back from a break and simply say 'this guy has been eliminated'...leaving it at that? Seems kinda...lazy.

 

COLE

Fine. Roll replays...

 

 

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REPLAYS

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Swinging neckbreaker from Douglas on Lyne!

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

Rodez in for the sa...

 

 

THREEEEE!!

 

*DING*

 

"JACOB LYNE...ELIMINATED!"

 

 

.........

 

 

 

But just as Bryant looks ready to grab Yuji from behind, he finds himself cradled to the canvas, crucifix style by Leon Rodez...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

THREEEE!!!

 

*DING*

 

"ALEX BRYANT...ELIMINATED!"

 

 

***

END REPLAYS

***

 

 

COLE

So now, four men remain. Leon Rodez, Yuji Chusaki, Danny Douglas and Aussie Saxon. One of these four men will leave tonight as the X-Division Champion of the world.

 

In the ring are Yuji Chusaki and Danny Douglas, Douglas stomping away on the fallen HI-YAH superstar as boos are currently ringing around the arena. Likely because Douglas had hit a lowblow on Chusaki not twenty seconds ago. As the boos continue to sound out, Douglas takes a moment to make a belt motion around his waist in Rodez's direction before he scoops Yuji from the canvas. Quickly, Douglas throws Yuji across the ring and into the corner, right beside Saxon Aussie. But rather than tag himself in, Saxon steps back until Douglas tags him in.

 

COLE

As you can see, Saxon and Douglas have isolated Yuji Chusaki here and are working him over. Infact, this match has almost descended into a tag team format.

 

CABOOSE

Who'd'a thunk it?

 

Stepping in, Saxon grabs Yuji and calls Douglas over, before the two men irish whip Yuji across the ring. Yuji ducks underneath a double clothesline attempt from the two men, coming back off the ropes...as suddenly, Saxon leaps into the air with a dropkick. Douglas simply turns away and laughs at the thought of doing something so adventurous as dropkick someone, so Yuji runs into a single dropkick. Turning his head, Saxon wonders where Douglas went. But instead he shrugs and makes a cover...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

Kickout.

 

Saxon drags Yuji straight back up by the head, hooking him into position for a suplex. Yuji fights out with a series of shots to the gut, but Saxon breaks and dropkicks Yuji straight in the chest, sending him flipping backwards...

 

 

...into a tag from Rodez!

 

"YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

 

The crowd pop as in comes Rodez, charging...and clotheslining down Saxon! Up scrambles the Australian, but a second clothesline puts him straight back down. Douglas now tries to come in, but Rodez sees him running over and sends a clothesline his way too. Managing to duck, Douglas runs onto the ropes. But Rodez hooks him as he comes back, hiptossing him over...cradling him up...as suddenly Saxon rolls over. Suddenly though, Yuji charges from the corner and SMASHES Saxon with a forearm. Dazed, Saxon staggers around, getting grabbed by Yuji and scooped up on top of Douglas. Now Rodez has just under four hundred pounds combined weight in his arms, which drops immediately down across his knee!

 

COLE

A DOUBLE Silky Scoop Loop! Wow!

 

Douglas takes most of the move obviously, with Saxon feeling the after-effects also. Quickly Yuji pulls Saxon away and pushes him into a corner, walloping him in the jaw with a few more forearms, whilst Rodez drops into a lateral press on Douglas.

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

T..

 

NO!

 

Leaping back up, the relatively fresh Rodez pulls Douglas to his knees and quickly fires off some right hands, watching on as Yuji is continuing to do the same with forearms to Saxon. Rodez then backs up, lining up Douglas and booting him in the jaw! Douglas rocks on his knees, as Rodez boots him again!

 

 

But a third is blocked, by a lowblow from Douglas!

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

COACH

Lowblow, right in the Ro-nads!

 

COLE

And the referee didn't see it, busy pulling Yuji off of Saxon Aussie!

 

Yuji turns away and sees the dis-orientated Douglas trying to pull himself up, deciding to hit the ropes and come back. Douglas reaches one knee just as Yuji comes back, launching off the planted knee...and connecting with a shining enziguri! The blow sends Douglas tumbling to the side and rolling out of the ring, as now Yuji encourages Rodez to get back up. However, behind him, Saxon Aussie is closing in...leaping onto Yuji's shoulders and victory rolling Yuji over...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

T...

 

 

Yuji kicks backwards, reversing the pinning predicament...

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

Saxon kicks out, scrambling to his feet as Yuji rolls back onto his feet acrobatically. Hitting the ropes, Saxon comes back with a crossbody, but Yuji sees it coming and manages to catch Aussie in his arms. But as Yuji catches Saxon, Rodez is back up and clubs Yuji in the back, before hooking on a waistlock. Yuji hangs onto Saxon despite being seriously dazed, as Rodez looks for the german suplex...but can't lift both Yuji and the cradled Saxon. Breathing deeply, Rodez tries again. But again, the weight is too much.

 

COLE

Rodez can't lift this much weight, single handedly. That's about four hundred pounds he's looking to german suplex, one way or another!

 

Giving up, Rodez releases the waistlock and instead dives forward, hooking Yuji's head and bulldogging him down...causing Yuji to crush Saxon with a fall forward slam in the process! But Yuji rolls off of Saxon, clutching his ribs and unaware that he could have had the cover. Quickly Rodez turns to boot Douglas off of the apron, before turning back...

 

 

RODEZ

STREET! SMARTS!

 

Rodez is ready to teach someone some Street Smarts, waiting for one of the two men in the ring with him to get back up. First to begin doing so is Saxon, but as he reaches his feet Rodez grabs "The Looks" and hurls him out of the ring, out to the floor. Meanwhile, Yuji is struggling to his feet as well. Rodez catches him on his knees with a kick, before pulling him up and applying the inverted front facelock, hooking up the tights and lifting...

 

 

 

...but Yuji floats behind Rodez! The X-Division Champion stops, as Yuji hooks on a full nelson...

 

 

 

 

 

 

...AND POPS RODEZ ONTO HIS HEAD!!!

 

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

 

CABOOSE

Holy moly!

 

COLE

RELEASE DRAGON SUPLEX!!!

 

Rodez slumps onto his back, moments before Yuji collapses on top of him...

 

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

THREE...

 

 

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

"YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

 

Yuji looks positively shocked as Rodez's shoulder explodes off of the canvas at the very last possible moment! The crowd too are shocked, cheering wildly as Yuji gets to his feet, pleading with the referee to change his mind. As he does though, Danny Douglas creeps into the ring and rolls him up...

 

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

DOUGLAS GRABS THE TIGHTS....

 

 

 

 

 

THREEEE!!!

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

*DING*

 

"YUJI CHUSAKI...ELIMINATED!"

 

 

CABOOSE

And there goes the Junior Heavyweight Champ. Enjoy the flight home buddy.

 

COLE

Well, thank goodness his title wasn't on the line. Danny Douglas STOLE that victory, no doubts about it...Douglas used the tights for leverage.

 

But Douglas doesn't care how he scored the fall, busy celebrating the fall as the desolant Yuji is told to leave the ring. Meanwhile, Saxon Aussie is climbing to the top. Rodez is groggily reaching his feet just now as Saxon reaches the top, quickly making his choice as he tumbles off the top...

 

 

 

...but Rodez catches Saxon as he attempts a somersault seated senton! Falling back, Saxon tries for a hurricanrana instead but Rodez is able to block, before stepping over Saxon's left arm. Struggling not to let his right arm go the same way, Saxon thrusts around in Rodez's grip...

 

 

*SMACK!*

 

Until Douglas dropkicks him square in the face, allowing Rodez to hook the other arm, before sitting back with the Sitdown Sunset Bomb...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

But Douglas breaks the count!

 

COLE

Now why would he do that?

 

CABOOSE

Because he's bad, babay!

 

COLE

Forget I asked.

 

Pulling Rodez up, Douglas is smiling broadly as he lines Rodez up...

 

 

*SLAP!*

 

"WHOOOOOO!"

 

But gets chopped by Rodez!

 

 

*SLAP!*

 

"WHOOOOOO!"

 

And again!

 

 

*SLAP!*

 

"WHOOOOOO!"

 

A third time, causing Douglas to howl and try to run for cover. But Rodez grabs Douglas by the tights and pulls him backwards, hooking on a waistlock. Douglas fires back a couple of elbows to quickly break himself free, hitting a third for good measure. As the waistlock breaks, Douglas STRUTS~! out of the hold and turns around with fingers extended, for some eye poking fun. But he doesn't reckon on Saxon Aussie leapfrogging Rodez, landing on Douglas with a seated senton...

 

 

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

Douglas throws his feet up, hooking Saxon over for a sunset flip...

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

But Saxon rolls to the side, taking Douglas' feet with him and turning the Devastatin' One onto his shoulders...

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

Douglas shifts again, back to the sunset flip pin...

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

Saxon rolls out, pushing forward on the legs and stacking Douglas...

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

But Douglas kicks out, flipping Saxon back into the sunset flip pin in the process...

 

 

ONE!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

Kickout by Saxon!

 

Now both men roll to their feet, Saxon swinging and missing with a palm strike, leaving himself open for a waistlock from Douglas...

 

 

*SMAAACK!*

 

...AND A RODEZ SUPERKICK!

 

"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

 

Saxon's head cracks back into Douglas who weakly holds onto the waistlock, as Rodez dives behind and sunset flips Douglas over, causing him to german suplex Saxon in the process...

 

 

 

ONE!

 

COLE

He's got them both pinned!

 

 

 

 

TWO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THREEEEEE!!

 

"YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

 

*DING DING DING!*

 

 

"DANNY DOUGLAS AND SAXON AUSSIE...ELIMINATED! Therefore, your winner of the match and STILL OAOAST X-Division Champion... LEON... RRRROOOODDEEEEEZZZZ!!!"

 

Rolling from the ring, Rodez gratefully takes his X-Division Title and raises it into the air, whilst the dizzied Douglas sits up and wonders exactly what the hell just happened. The answer clear, as he catches sight of Rodez. Rodez staggers off, belt in hand, as Douglas starts to slam his fists into the canvas, unable to believe he lost.

 

COLE

Man, what a showing from the X-Division Champion here tonight, defeating seven challengers here!

 

CABOOSE

He didn't defeat seven.

 

COACH

Technically, he did...

 

CABOOSE

Oh, don't you start sucking up to him too. Rodez didn't pin seven men...

 

COLE

But he beat seven men, to RETAIN his title!

 

CABOOSE

...whatever.

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Great match.

 

You could have just included it for this week's HeldDown, though :)

I agree with both comments.

 

I liked the rapid fire entrances (or lack of entrances period), because writing entrances is a pain in the tush! There are only so many ways you can say "his music played. the lights went low. the fans cheered/booed. he walked to the ring. he got into the ring."

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I think I can speak for us all when I say, I hope you're still sick, you damn bastard.

 

Hope you're feeling better, KC. :)

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