Fuck me

[Jingus]

Just for variety. Nobody ever accused me of being nonsheeplike.

 

But if there's any ladies out there willing to drive out to the Georgia coast, sneak into my parents house, and fulfill the title of this thread, well then drop me a PM by golly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'M SO COOL.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

("cool" = "lonely")

[Guest Ray]

Fuck me

 

I thought you'd never ask! Top or bottom?

 

But if there's any ladies

 

My dreams are crushed.

[Sideburnious]

But if there's any ladies out there

On a wrestling forum?

[Jingus]

Well, we've got like two thousand members here... so there oughta be about three or four of 'em who come equipped with clits.

[Guest Vitamin X]

What's the deal with the hottie in the sig, Jingus?

[Jingus]

That's a pic of Athena after me and her had a Food Fight Deathmatch.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I don't think there'd be a way in hell I'd be able to not have a tremendous erection while performing said task.

 

You lucky bastard.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

She looks like a skank, you should have fucked her.

[Jingus]

I don't think there'd be a way in hell I'd be able to not have a tremendous erection while performing said task.

Well, by the time we had the match I'd known her for so long that her hotness had kinda worn off, she was just a friend by that point. Plus, the spot where she threw a buncha eggs down my pants and then legdropped my groin would've probably been enough to kill any boner I could muster.

She looks like a skank, you should have fucked her.

Nah, she's surprisingly prudish for portraying a character who's such a ho. Besides, her boyfriend is one of my best friends, and he's bigger than me.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Jingus=gheyme ?