BRAD PITT DINNER IS ON US

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Sign seen at a local southern-style eatery.

 

Is it common for cities to go starfucking crazy when the Super Bowl is in town.

[Edwin MacPhisto]

It's a good thing you like sports so much, or this weekend would be hell!

[Giuseppe Zangara]

The city, just for this weekend, bumped up last call to 4am. No way I'm going near a bar until this blows over, though.

[Guest netslob]

traffic is fucking ATROCIOUS. i was driving home the other day, and on the radio (i forget the station) they have a segment called "Road Rage", where people call in and express their road rage (appropriately enough). lots of people bitched about the traffic brought on by the Super Bowl...except one guy, who said they shouldn't bitch, and instead be proud that we have a Super Bowl here.

 

fuuuuuuuuck you. personally, i'd rather get home in less then 2 hours then sit in traffic with a'buncha fuckin' tourists, but maybe that's just me.

 

i also hear Tom Cruise and Clint Eastwood are in town too. i wonder if they get free meals.

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The city, just for this weekend, bumped up last call to 4am. No way I'm going near a bar until this blows over, though.

I knew I should have drove down there.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

traffic is fucking ATROCIOUS.  i was driving home the other day, and on the radio (i forget the station) they have a segment called "Road Rage", where people call in and express their road rage (appropriately enough).  lots of people bitched about the traffic brought on by the Super Bowl...except one guy, who said they shouldn't bitch, and instead be proud that we have a Super Bowl here.

 

fuuuuuuuuck you.  personally, i'd rather get home in less then 2 hours then sit in traffic with a'buncha fuckin' tourists, but maybe that's just me.

 

i also hear Tom Cruise and Clint Eastwood are in town too.  i wonder if they get free meals.

I wonder if Tony Dorsett will get a free meal off Emmitt Smith's tab