Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2005 I'd call IDRM, but I don't think I'd have anything to say to him over the phone. "1... 2... 3... Turn it up!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 I've just gotten off the phone with Modern Man's Hustle. He came through with the message board call where the rest of you assholes have failed me. He also apologized for waking me up twice even though I told him I wasn't asleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 I'm pretty gone right now, I'm sorry for waking you up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 IDRM, were you high or do you always talk like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 I'm drunk. I said I loved you at the end, but I think you might have hung up before you heard me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 I can set up a conference call with me, you and my girlfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 I am so ready for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 Hold on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 I proposed the three-way phone call, to which she responded she never wanted to see me again. I think this solves my problem from the other thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 So I'm back on the market. Are there any sexy ladies that post here and wanna go out on a date with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 So where's my thank you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 I'm not turning my phone back on just to say that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 My female roommate often walks around topless. Like, she just came into my room, topless. She borrowed one of my Echo and the Bunnymen albums. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 If I come up there and sleep in your closet, don't be surprised if I nail her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 Her boyfriend is spending the night. He often walks around topless, too, but it's not the same. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 Don't be surprised if I nail him too. Actually, the two of us double teaming her is a much more likely scenario. Mention thesmartmarks and get a FREE handjob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 I've seen the both them naked, though seperately. We're a close family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 Fuck, him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 23, 2005 I'd call IDRM, but I don't think I'd have anything to say to him over the phone. "1... 2... 3... Turn it up!" Sure, I could do that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 Ok, I'll pm you my number then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 23, 2005 And the wheels keep on turning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 He did call me, and actually said that. I don't know if he realized it was the intro to "Sweet Home Alabama" but I responded by singing "Big wheel keep on turnin'!" And that was it. Best message board call yet. X, you should know my singing voice is not not normally that bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 Oh good, apparently you did recognize it. It might have seemed weird if I sang that and you didn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 23, 2005 You sound like you're from Florida. I've personally just gone through a 6 pack of Heineken so I'm sure I sounded different as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 When IDRM called me, I answered with "age/sex/location." I think six or seven seconds passed before he finally responded, saying "oh, shit!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 Well, I'm not really from Florida, I've just lived here a long time. I usually sing like a combination of Nick Cave and Tom Waits. Maybe a little Jim Morrison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 Btw, I need to get another phone for professional use so I can use "age/sex/location" as my voice mail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 23, 2005 Well, I'm not really from Florida, I've just lived here a long time. I usually sing like a combination of Nick Cave and Tom Waits. Maybe a little Jim Morrison. I get comparisons to Brad Nowell and Serj Tanjkian at times myself. It probably has to do with how much I've smoked bud over the years combined with fucking around with my voice quite a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 23, 2005 My singing voice sounds like my speaking voice, singing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2005 Mine too. I talk like Nick Cave and Tom Waits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
